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"Depending on the area depends on the pain and your chest is going to sting like fuck " Oh no. Best have a few rums beforehand then | |||
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"Have a couple of pain killers before going. Listen to music on your iPod etc " That sounds like a good idea. | |||
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"Depending on the area depends on the pain and your chest is going to sting like fuck Oh no. Best have a few rums beforehand then" thats a no no, it thins your blood and most good tattooists won't ink you if they smell it or think you are d*unk | |||
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"Depending on the area depends on the pain and your chest is going to sting like fuck Oh no. Best have a few rums beforehand thenthats a no no, it thins your blood and most good tattooists won't ink you if they smell it or think you are d*unk" Oh really I didn't know that. Gonna have to be the painkillers then. | |||
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"Depending on the area depends on the pain and your chest is going to sting like fuck Oh no. Best have a few rums beforehand thenthats a no no, it thins your blood and most good tattooists won't ink you if they smell it or think you are d*unk" Also need to sign a disclaimer about alcohol etc. | |||
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"Depending on the area depends on the pain and your chest is going to sting like fuck Oh no. Best have a few rums beforehand thenthats a no no, it thins your blood and most good tattooists won't ink you if they smell it or think you are d*unk" Yeah, don't do that. I made that mistake when I got a Prince Albert. It bled a lot after. | |||
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"Make sure its defo what you want as laser removal is way more painful!!!" Yes I will thanks. | |||
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"I can get my felt tips out and draw it on first. After a few days if you still want one then you could have it done x" Lol I'm on my way I might want one on my bottom too lol | |||
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"I'm getting my first tattoo soon down my back ,, can't wait. , it depends on your personality I think on what u choose ,, what ideas have you got x " My favourite do far is Dream as though you will live forever | |||
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"Depending on the area depends on the pain and your chest is going to sting like fuck Oh no. Best have a few rums beforehand then" don't drink alcohol for 12 hours b4 hand and for some time after alcohol and some pain killers thin the blood the more u bleed the harder the it takes the ink dry I've got 7 tatts | |||
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"Does anyone have any ideas ?" I have Ludo tattoo'd on ma cock, occasionaly it says Llandudno | |||
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"Does anyone have any ideas ? I have Ludo tattoo'd on ma cock, occasionaly it says Llandudno " Why didn't you go for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch | |||
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"Depending on the area depends on the pain and your chest is going to sting like fuck Oh no. Best have a few rums beforehand then" Then it will sting to fuck and bleed a lot - not a good idea | |||
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"Does anyone have any ideas ? I have Ludo tattoo'd on ma cock, occasionaly it says Llandudno Why didn't you go for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch " Oh Legs!, I'm sure I could manage that for you | |||
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"I have been considering some more text for even longer." Only God can judge me?!?!? | |||
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"I have been considering some more text for even longer. Only God can judge me?!?!? " Oh sweet jesus no! I hate that for it's blandness and the fact that it doesn't exactly stand up to scrutiny. I am considering "I Still Believe" as it works on several levels | |||
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"Ive got a few on my body,the one`s on my chest didn't feel a thing,but now I wish I never had them done" This is why no matter how much I want a few I'd probably never actually get them. | |||
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"Does anyone have any ideas ? I have Ludo tattoo'd on ma cock, occasionaly it says Llandudno Why didn't you go for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Oh Legs!, I'm sure I could manage that for you " Really? Waw I'm impressed! | |||
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"Some great advice on here, thanks guys When I decide I will bump thread and get ur ratings. " Attention seeker. | |||
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"Some great advice on here, thanks guys When I decide I will bump thread and get ur ratings. Attention seeker." Oh yes. The More attention I receive the less sad and lonely I feel. | |||
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"Some great advice on here, thanks guys When I decide I will bump thread and get ur ratings. Attention seeker. Oh yes. The More attention I receive the less sad and lonely I feel. " hahaha,that would make a good tattoo | |||
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"Some great advice on here, thanks guys When I decide I will bump thread and get ur ratings. Attention seeker. Oh yes. The More attention I receive the less sad and lonely I feel. hahaha,that would make a good tattoo " Lol, ill get that one on my ass. At least it would be personal to me though lol | |||
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"Some great advice on here, thanks guys When I decide I will bump thread and get ur ratings. Attention seeker. Oh yes. The More attention I receive the less sad and lonely I feel. hahaha,that would make a good tattoo Lol, ill get that one on my ass. At least it would be personal to me though lol" Ha! Not on here. | |||
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"I'm planning on getting a tattoo in the coming weeks and have decided that I want one on the left hand side of my chest. I want a small quote but can't decide what to put. Does anyone have any ideas ? ..... " "You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'. " | |||
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"Some great advice on here, thanks guys When I decide I will bump thread and get ur ratings. Attention seeker. Oh yes. The More attention I receive the less sad and lonely I feel. hahaha,that would make a good tattoo Lol, ill get that one on my ass. At least it would be personal to me though lolHa! Not on here. " What you mean there are other sad and lonely people looking for attention. I should start a thread to find them | |||
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"I'm planning on getting a tattoo in the coming weeks and have decided that I want one on the left hand side of my chest. I want a small quote but can't decide what to put. Does anyone have any ideas ? ..... "You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'. " " Might take up alot of body space to get all that as a tattoo | |||
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"Some great advice on here, thanks guys When I decide I will bump thread and get ur ratings. Attention seeker. Oh yes. The More attention I receive the less sad and lonely I feel. hahaha,that would make a good tattoo Lol, ill get that one on my ass. At least it would be personal to me though lolHa! Not on here. What you mean there are other sad and lonely people looking for attention. I should start a thread to find them" Why not....its the done thing dontcha know | |||
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"If you do have a quote, even if it is just something in English, like 'don't forget to put the cat out at night' try having it tattooed in either a foreign language, or something like Old English. That way it will add a layer of mystery and can be changed to suit the situation. Ie, if cornered by a load of Derby fans, you can say it is in Latin, but means 'Rams Forever', etc " If you go down that route, make sure the spelling is correct. | |||
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" "You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'. " " Funny you should mention that quote, I was actually thinking about getting tattoo'd on my penis. | |||
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"I'm planning on getting a tattoo in the coming weeks and have decided that I want one on the left hand side of my chest. I want a small quote but can't decide what to put. Does anyone have any ideas ? ..... "You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'. " " Only just seen this lol. I hope u copied and pasted this and it's not from memory . Do you know the Latin version ? | |||
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"Lets put aside some myths about tattoos, lm a tattoo artist of 10 years, it makes me laugh at some of the crap people put on here when it comes to tattoos. Ie make sure the tattooist can spell lol Wtf the stencil is done and should be checked by the client so make sure you can spell too. Taking pain killers before a tattoo wont help in the slightest. And drinking before a tattoo wont either in fact if you came into my studio smelling of drink l would not tattoo you. Drinking will also thin your blood And you will bleed like a pig so dont eh. Fact is they all hurt, man up ffs " Mine only hurt if I sit for more than 3 hours or I go the week before my period is due. Everyone is different. | |||
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"If you do have a quote, even if it is just something in English, like 'don't forget to put the cat out at night' try having it tattooed in either a foreign language, or something like Old English. That way it will add a layer of mystery and can be changed to suit the situation. Ie, if cornered by a load of Derby fans, you can say it is in Latin, but means 'Rams Forever', etc " I have tattoo's in 3 different languages. I got them all double checked to make sure they said what I wanted them to. | |||
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"I have been considering some more text for even longer. Only God can judge me?!?!? Oh sweet jesus no! I hate that for it's blandness and the fact that it doesn't exactly stand up to scrutiny. I am considering "I Still Believe" as it works on several levels " Is that a reference to Santa or the X- Files? | |||
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"Nah, even your doing " freehand" on anyone it's not what they want or what you want, it's just what happens at the time, youl of course say improvised but wise up? Tatts are fad, why is there so many folk trying to get rid of them?" You can walk in and get a tattoo removed, my tattooist has a 5 month waiting list. I think more people are getting them then getting them removed. | |||
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"I do apologise everyone, I didn't realise you had to have a tattoo to be on the site, I've booked an appointment with the local tattooist, sorry artist, to get my sleeves done with some meaningless crappy doodles just so I can fit in and look like a brain dead football player, sorry again." Kool, wot r u havin dun? Bet it wil b ace. | |||
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"I do apologise everyone, I didn't realise you had to have a tattoo to be on the site, I've booked an appointment with the local tattooist, sorry artist, to get my sleeves done with some meaningless crappy doodles just so I can fit in and look like a brain dead football player, sorry again." Get a grip. You don't have to get a tattoo. It's a personal choice and suppose anyone with their ears pierced would also fall into your fad category who are lining other peoples pockets. Granted there are some horrendous tats out there and many that people regret (a friend of mine loves Disney and has several shit ones) but I have other friends who have some amazing ink on them. You say tattoo artists are prostituting themselves? So are people who provide any service doing the same? Don't think so. We are all individuals and we all have the right to do what we want to our own bodies. There is a program on channel 4 called my tattoo he'll ( I think) and it makes compelling viewing with views from both sides. And yes there are terrible tattooists on it who are tattooing people in Spain while passed up and most of these are absolutely awful. But the other hand you see people getting them done in the UK who have put in a lot of thought into what they want and they look good. I had one done a few years ago and designed it myself and is personal to me. I met and discussed my idea with my tattooist prior and suggest any one getting one does the same. And can't wait to see pics of your sleeves OP | |||
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"I do apologise everyone, I didn't realise you had to have a tattoo to be on the site, I've booked an appointment with the local tattooist, sorry artist, to get my sleeves done with some meaningless crappy doodles just so I can fit in and look like a brain dead football player, sorry again. Get a grip. You don't have to get a tattoo. It's a personal choice and suppose anyone with their ears pierced would also fall into your fad category who are lining other peoples pockets. Granted there are some horrendous tats out there and many that people regret (a friend of mine loves Disney and has several shit ones) but I have other friends who have some amazing ink on them. You say tattoo artists are prostituting themselves? So are people who provide any service doing the same? Don't think so. We are all individuals and we all have the right to do what we want to our own bodies. There is a program on channel 4 called my tattoo he'll ( I think) and it makes compelling viewing with views from both sides. And yes there are terrible tattooists on it who are tattooing people in Spain while passed up and most of these are absolutely awful. But the other hand you see people getting them done in the UK who have put in a lot of thought into what they want and they look good. I had one done a few years ago and designed it myself and is personal to me. I met and discussed my idea with my tattooist prior and suggest any one getting one does the same. And can't wait to see pics of your sleeves OP" Does your friend with the Disney tattoo's like them? | |||
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"Op have it on ya ribs instead its heavenly much less painful than chest haha... Nah chest don't hurt much tbf don't worry about spelling it'll make it unique if its spelt wrong oh and anyway if you listen to oloving you'll be getting it removed a few days later after all its just a phase your going through " Bolloks hardloving not oloving... Its been a long night sorry | |||
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"I do apologise everyone, I didn't realise you had to have a tattoo to be on the site, I've booked an appointment with the local tattooist, sorry artist, to get my sleeves done with some meaningless crappy doodles just so I can fit in and look like a brain dead football player, sorry again. Get a grip. You don't have to get a tattoo. It's a personal choice and suppose anyone with their ears pierced would also fall into your fad category who are lining other peoples pockets. Granted there are some horrendous tats out there and many that people regret (a friend of mine loves Disney and has several shit ones) but I have other friends who have some amazing ink on them. You say tattoo artists are prostituting themselves? So are people who provide any service doing the same? Don't think so. We are all individuals and we all have the right to do what we want to our own bodies. There is a program on channel 4 called my tattoo he'll ( I think) and it makes compelling viewing with views from both sides. And yes there are terrible tattooists on it who are tattooing people in Spain while passed up and most of these are absolutely awful. But the other hand you see people getting them done in the UK who have put in a lot of thought into what they want and they look good. I had one done a few years ago and designed it myself and is personal to me. I met and discussed my idea with my tattooist prior and suggest any one getting one does the same. And can't wait to see pics of your sleeves OP Does your friend with the Disney tattoo's like them?" Steel heels yes she absolutely loves them. She has 9 of them. My 5 year old kid loves them too. But she is a big girl and the tattoos are tiny and don't sit straight on her ( she is sexy though so don't shout at me as I said she is big, just thought I'd say that before anyone told me off for saying she is big) if the tats where of a proper proportion and straight they might look a bit better. But as I said before its peoples own choices what they get. And I would never tell her that I don't like them as it's her personal choice and if she likes them that's all that matters. | |||
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"I do apologise everyone, I didn't realise you had to have a tattoo to be on the site, I've booked an appointment with the local tattooist, sorry artist, to get my sleeves done with some meaningless crappy doodles just so I can fit in and look like a brain dead football player, sorry again." Oh get a grip for goodness sake. The thread is about tattoos, if you feel that strongly why bother reading. No one appreciates insults thrown at them!! | |||
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"I do apologise everyone, I didn't realise you had to have a tattoo to be on the site, I've booked an appointment with the local tattooist, sorry artist, to get my sleeves done with some meaningless crappy doodles just so I can fit in and look like a brain dead football player, sorry again. Get a grip. You don't have to get a tattoo. It's a personal choice and suppose anyone with their ears pierced would also fall into your fad category who are lining other peoples pockets. Granted there are some horrendous tats out there and many that people regret (a friend of mine loves Disney and has several shit ones) but I have other friends who have some amazing ink on them. You say tattoo artists are prostituting themselves? So are people who provide any service doing the same? Don't think so. We are all individuals and we all have the right to do what we want to our own bodies. There is a program on channel 4 called my tattoo he'll ( I think) and it makes compelling viewing with views from both sides. And yes there are terrible tattooists on it who are tattooing people in Spain while passed up and most of these are absolutely awful. But the other hand you see people getting them done in the UK who have put in a lot of thought into what they want and they look good. I had one done a few years ago and designed it myself and is personal to me. I met and discussed my idea with my tattooist prior and suggest any one getting one does the same. And can't wait to see pics of your sleeves OP Does your friend with the Disney tattoo's like them? Steel heels yes she absolutely loves them. She has 9 of them. My 5 year old kid loves them too. But she is a big girl and the tattoos are tiny and don't sit straight on her ( she is sexy though so don't shout at me as I said she is big, just thought I'd say that before anyone told me off for saying she is big) if the tats where of a proper proportion and straight they might look a bit better. But as I said before its peoples own choices what they get. And I would never tell her that I don't like them as it's her personal choice and if she likes them that's all that matters. " Most people think mine look shit. I love mine. People can say it to my face, it doesn't bother me. | |||
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"I do apologise everyone, I didn't realise you had to have a tattoo to be on the site, I've booked an appointment with the local tattooist, sorry artist, to get my sleeves done with some meaningless crappy doodles just so I can fit in and look like a brain dead football player, sorry again. Get a grip. You don't have to get a tattoo. It's a personal choice and suppose anyone with their ears pierced would also fall into your fad category who are lining other peoples pockets. Granted there are some horrendous tats out there and many that people regret (a friend of mine loves Disney and has several shit ones) but I have other friends who have some amazing ink on them. You say tattoo artists are prostituting themselves? So are people who provide any service doing the same? Don't think so. We are all individuals and we all have the right to do what we want to our own bodies. There is a program on channel 4 called my tattoo he'll ( I think) and it makes compelling viewing with views from both sides. And yes there are terrible tattooists on it who are tattooing people in Spain while passed up and most of these are absolutely awful. But the other hand you see people getting them done in the UK who have put in a lot of thought into what they want and they look good. I had one done a few years ago and designed it myself and is personal to me. I met and discussed my idea with my tattooist prior and suggest any one getting one does the same. And can't wait to see pics of your sleeves OP Does your friend with the Disney tattoo's like them? Steel heels yes she absolutely loves them. She has 9 of them. My 5 year old kid loves them too. But she is a big girl and the tattoos are tiny and don't sit straight on her ( she is sexy though so don't shout at me as I said she is big, just thought I'd say that before anyone told me off for saying she is big) if the tats where of a proper proportion and straight they might look a bit better. But as I said before its peoples own choices what they get. And I would never tell her that I don't like them as it's her personal choice and if she likes them that's all that matters. Most people think mine look shit. I love mine. People can say it to my face, it doesn't bother me. " What do you have? And how many? | |||
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"Was thinking about getting a tattoo for my 50th. Another step in growing old disgracefully " We was told by our tattooist that they hurt more as you get older | |||
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"I have been considering some more text for even longer. Only God can judge me?!?!? Oh sweet jesus no! I hate that for it's blandness and the fact that it doesn't exactly stand up to scrutiny. I am considering "I Still Believe" as it works on several levels Is that a reference to Santa or the X- Files? " Neither! It's a frank Turner song but it works on so many other levels too | |||
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"I'm planning on getting a tattoo in the coming weeks and have decided that I want one on the left hand side of my chest. I want a small quote but can't decide what to put. Does anyone have any ideas ? I know it should be personal to me but fishing for ideas will be a great help. Also does anyone have one already and does it hurt having it done there? Will" If you need to ask people on a website for ink ideas you really shouldn't be getting a tattoo.... And nope the chest doesn't hurt (much) lol | |||
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"you shouldnt get a tattoo. you will regret it. Why? " Because you dont know what you want and you are scared of a little pain. If you really wanted a tattoo you would know exactly what you wanted and the pain wouldnt be an issue. | |||
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