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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back in 'the day' people going from Paris to Istanbul would use the Orient Express. At the time it was nothing more than an international passenger train, the most efficient way to do the journey in the day and for most who used it very much just a means to an end.

With advancement came more options and competition. The car offering more flexibility, the plane offering more speed, who knows what the future may bring with some scientists suggesting teleportation will one day be science fact.

Choice and convenience meant that people voted with their feet and the dominance of the Orient Express dwindled until it was no longer viable, but with that came a nostalgia and a myth of something that was better than it actually was........

My point is don't blame the plane for making it easier for you to get to your destination, blame yourself for choosing its modern convenience, I'm sure its still possible to get a train from Paris to Istanbul.

Some on here have blamed Fab or the internet for damaging swinging, damaging their relationships or just downright frustrating them.

Fab is like the plane, its just a means to an end. You choose the way you make the journey, you choose the destination, you're even choosing to fly......you can walk you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. I've read some very strange threads last two days. I think some people need to get a grip and a life and step away from the keyboard for a few days!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away...

Once I get you up there where the air is rarified

We'll just glide starry eyed

Once I get you up there I'll be holding you so near

You may hear the angels cheer 'cause we're together.

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A little reality adjustment wouldn't harm anyone. It really isn't all angels cheering us on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackspice - that is a fantastic post and really resonates with me.

You have made me want to go on the orient express and experiences the _iews too!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Picture it, Fab on the Orient express.

There are 6 carriages full of single guys. 2 full of couples and 1 full of single ladies. There is also a tranny with huge knockers in the buffet car buying up all of the blackjacks and fruit salads. Unbeknownst to the crowd of fabbers off on a beano to Constantinople there is a murder victim in one of the overhead luggage compartments. There is a fashion victim. They made the mistake of wearing silver thigh high boots with a lilac dress. As the train steams East, the single guys all moan that they can't get a meet and look for objects to place next to their knobs and then take photos. Apart from one who spent more than 10 minutes doing his profile and has more than a pic of his cock. He's happy as has had 4 meets that week, but can only tell people about 3 as the 4th was with the tranny.

Almost everyone is dying for the loo as the toilets are in use as sex cubicles. Come the evening everyone gets dressed up for dinner in fancy dress, the theme being characters from Flash Gordon. The 9 Princess Auras are all giving each other dirty looks. klytus is very relaxed behind his mask, as no one can tell who it is, he is the murderer of the fashion victim and a total stranger. Just as everyone is sitting down to dinner the lights go out...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Picture it, Fab on the Orient express.

There are 6 carriages full of single guys. 2 full of couples and 1 full of single ladies. There is also a tranny with huge knockers in the buffet car buying up all of the blackjacks and fruit salads. Unbeknownst to the crowd of fabbers off on a beano to Constantinople there is a murder victim in one of the overhead luggage compartments. There is a fashion victim. They made the mistake of wearing silver thigh high boots with a lilac dress. As the train steams East, the single guys all moan that they can't get a meet and look for objects to place next to their knobs and then take photos. Apart from one who spent more than 10 minutes doing his profile and has more than a pic of his cock. He's happy as has had 4 meets that week, but can only tell people about 3 as the 4th was with the tranny.

Almost everyone is dying for the loo as the toilets are in use as sex cubicles. Come the evening everyone gets dressed up for dinner in fancy dress, the theme being characters from Flash Gordon. The 9 Princess Auras are all giving each other dirty looks. klytus is very relaxed behind his mask, as no one can tell who it is, he is the murderer of the fashion victim and a total stranger. Just as everyone is sitting down to dinner the lights go out... "

Tina... I bloody love you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like silver and lilac.....I'm the dead body!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like silver and lilac.....I'm the dead body!!! "

It's ok, one of the men in 6 carriages will still give you a go.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

more often than not, it is a self awareness issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"more often than not, it is a self awareness issue."

View, are you referring to liking lilac and silver or the way people use Fab?

Tina, I bloody love you too - mwahs x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"more often than not, it is a self awareness issue.

View, are you referring to liking lilac and silver or the way people use Fab?

Tina, I bloody love you too - mwahs x"

It has to be both doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picture it, Fab on the Orient express.

There are 6 carriages full of single guys. 2 full of couples and 1 full of single ladies. There is also a tranny with huge knockers in the buffet car buying up all of the blackjacks and fruit salads. Unbeknownst to the crowd of fabbers off on a beano to Constantinople there is a murder victim in one of the overhead luggage compartments. There is a fashion victim. They made the mistake of wearing silver thigh high boots with a lilac dress. As the train steams East, the single guys all moan that they can't get a meet and look for objects to place next to their knobs and then take photos. Apart from one who spent more than 10 minutes doing his profile and has more than a pic of his cock. He's happy as has had 4 meets that week, but can only tell people about 3 as the 4th was with the tranny.

Almost everyone is dying for the loo as the toilets are in use as sex cubicles. Come the evening everyone gets dressed up for dinner in fancy dress, the theme being characters from Flash Gordon. The 9 Princess Auras are all giving each other dirty looks. klytus is very relaxed behind his mask, as no one can tell who it is, he is the murderer of the fashion victim and a total stranger. Just as everyone is sitting down to dinner the lights go out... "

I love this!! Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Blackspice, I think Tina highjacked your thread there but she is funny so we had to respond!

I do think some people have very unrealistic expectations when they join Fab and that both you and View are right, for the most part people need to look to themselves for answers if things aren't going the way they hoped.

I'd love to travel on the orient express, sadly my budget doesnt run to it. I'd also like to travel in the carriage full of single men if I may please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looked at prices for the the orient express, jeez, great thread though, made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in 'the day' people going from Paris to Istanbul would use the Orient Express. At the time it was nothing more than an international passenger train, the most efficient way to do the journey in the day and for most who used it very much just a means to an end.

With advancement came more options and competition. The car offering more flexibility, the plane offering more speed, who knows what the future may bring with some scientists suggesting teleportation will one day be science fact.

Choice and convenience meant that people voted with their feet and the dominance of the Orient Express dwindled until it was no longer viable, but with that came a nostalgia and a myth of something that was better than it actually was........

My point is don't blame the plane for making it easier for you to get to your destination, blame yourself for choosing its modern convenience, I'm sure its still possible to get a train from Paris to Istanbul.

Some on here have blamed Fab or the internet for damaging swinging, damaging their relationships or just downright frustrating them.

Fab is like the plane, its just a means to an end. You choose the way you make the journey, you choose the destination, you're even choosing to fly......you can walk you know!"

Bravo

It's all a bit "it was so much better in my day"

Having been around for 14 years and left the scene and come back several years later I can confirm we were meeting for fun and fucks then and we still are now. The means of getting there has changed a bit but that's life, I for one love the technology I now use.

I do wonder sometimes if peeps actually want to fuck or just a slightly cheeky knitting circle.

Excellent post fella.

Mrs.x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Thanks for the compliments and sorry for the hijack

as the lights come back on everyone at the table is amazed as a chap dressed as General Gordon appears and announces that he is hijacking the Orient Express and demands that it take him to Constantinople. Everyone immediately cries out, 'Gordon Bennett! We're already going there.' He says my name's not Bennett and where are my silver thigh highs?'

All the people at the table take a deep breath apart from a couple of girls who took the opportunity of slipping under the table when the lights went out and are even now busy having fun. Flash Gordon, in his onesie sees the 2 empty chairs and declares that there have been two vanishings. As he pulls the emergency cord to stop the train everyone is sent flying through the air, apart from the chap dressed as Voltan, which is ironic as he's the only person with wings apart from the lady on her period, holding the tub of Vaseline....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like silver and lilac.....I'm the dead body!!!

It's ok, one of the men in 6 carriages will still give you a go.

"

I won't enjoy it though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Thanks for the compliments and sorry for the hijack

as the lights come back on everyone at the table is amazed as a chap dressed as General Gordon appears and announces that he is hijacking the Orient Express and demands that it take him to Constantinople. Everyone immediately cries out, 'Gordon Bennett! We're already going there.' He says my name's not Bennett and where are my silver thigh highs?'

All the people at the table take a deep breath apart from a couple of girls who took the opportunity of slipping under the table when the lights went out and are even now busy having fun. Flash Gordon, in his onesie sees the 2 empty chairs and declares that there have been two vanishings. As he pulls the emergency cord to stop the train everyone is sent flying through the air, apart from the chap dressed as Voltan, which is ironic as he's the only person with wings apart from the lady on her period, holding the tub of Vaseline.... "

It's nobodies business but the Turks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant post .

We had an issue with our local club last year when every night had got too social for our liking . The owner sat us down after we had updated our status with another boring night at the ......

Guys , he said , the club caters for all tastes . It is what you make it and your mindset is the problem , not the club .

Well we went away somewhat perplexed , but at the same time it got us thinking . We went the next Saturday with his words still fresh in our minds , and instead of sitting with our usual bunch of friends we sat on our own and soon met some people who we had never met and enjoyed a great play with them .

This is our way and it now reaps the rewards now .So if the situation you are in isn't working , a change in your way of seeing things can make all the difference .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brilliant post .

We had an issue with our local club last year when every night had got too social for our liking . The owner sat us down after we had updated our status with another boring night at the ......

Guys , he said , the club caters for all tastes . It is what you make it and your mindset is the problem , not the club .

Well we went away somewhat perplexed , but at the same time it got us thinking . We went the next Saturday with his words still fresh in our minds , and instead of sitting with our usual bunch of friends we sat on our own and soon met some people who we had never met and enjoyed a great play with them .

This is our way and it now reaps the rewards now .So if the situation you are in isn't working , a change in your way of seeing things can make all the difference .

"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Back in 'the day' people going from Paris to Istanbul would use the Orient Express. At the time it was nothing more than an international passenger train, the most efficient way to do the journey in the day and for most who used it very much just a means to an end.

With advancement came more options and competition. The car offering more flexibility, the plane offering more speed, who knows what the future may bring with some scientists suggesting teleportation will one day be science fact.

Choice and convenience meant that people voted with their feet and the dominance of the Orient Express dwindled until it was no longer viable, but with that came a nostalgia and a myth of something that was better than it actually was........

My point is don't blame the plane for making it easier for you to get to your destination, blame yourself for choosing its modern convenience, I'm sure its still possible to get a train from Paris to Istanbul.

Some on here have blamed Fab or the internet for damaging swinging, damaging their relationships or just downright frustrating them.

Fab is like the plane, its just a means to an end. You choose the way you make the journey, you choose the destination, you're even choosing to fly......you can walk you know!"

**Applauds**...standing ova!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread of the week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i the only one to think that there are destinations other than Istanbul?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should be posted in all groups as required reading... would certainly whittle the pointless posts down some what!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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Am i the only one to think that there are destinations other than Istanbul?"

Constantinople

Or as the Muppets and Lickety know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20uXjti9h4I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer

I feel it only fair at this point to declare ...

It wasn't my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disclaimer

I feel it only fair at this point to declare ...

It wasn't my fault "

Minxie - why have you got your xmas tits out in February?

Mr Spice - great post.

Tina - mental genius!

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By *r and Mrs XceptionalCouple
over a year ago

sleepsville

We need more minds like yours on fab

Fantastic post that puts things into perspective.

Mrs X

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

"Don't hate the Playa - hate the game"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disclaimer

I feel it only fair at this point to declare ...

It wasn't my fault

Minxie - why have you got your xmas tits out in February?

Mr Spice - great post.

Tina - mental genius! "

cos it was National Melons Day lol

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