FabSwingers.com forum: Bearback is such a turn on

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Condoms takes the fun out of sex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms take some of the risk out of sex.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol HIV takes the fun out of sex too...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bear ?

One of those great big brown bad breath clikered buggers or a nice fluffy white polar one? Bi - Polar if you're that way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isnt worth all the sti s and std s though.

Unless you knew the person was clean

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If I was having sex with a bear an sti would be the least of my worries!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off? "
he eats yeah lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Bear ?

One of those great big brown bad breath clikered buggers or a nice fluffy white polar one? Bi - Polar if you're that way out."

I'm a grizzly bear this morning and don'tfeel like hhaving sex with anyone.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off? he eats yeah lol "

I'm a stroppy old bag is probably eat the bear up and spit out his bones.

Is this your only contentious thread for today it do you have plans for others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone insisted I didn't cover up, I'd bear them no grudge and politely back out of the situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you proposing unprotected sex with an large ursine mammal? That must some balls! Deep Respect!

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan
over a year ago

nearby

sharing yourself without a condom could be death row eventually. For fools only.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just do it then with people who seek the same....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was having sex with a bear an sti would be the least of my worries!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So does receiving a STD :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet the poor bear will be a little pissed off being woken from hibernation by someone fucking it. Takes spooning to a new level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as grizzly bear kind of guy I fully approve this message

as a fan of not catching STDs I do not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you proposing unprotected sex with an large ursine mammal? That must some balls! Deep Respect!

Theres a rather small cute one on Yahoo News this morning.Mind you,its claws are very long!Start small?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you proposing unprotected sex with an large ursine mammal? That must some balls! Deep Respect!

Theres a rather small cute one on Yahoo News this morning.Mind you,its claws are very long!Start small?

I bow to your greater experience. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would gladly stick my finger in my eye than have unprotected sex

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Lol HIV takes the fun out of sex too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

You've clearly not had the swab down the pee hole then...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Has anyone stopped to consider what the bear might think about all of this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone stopped to consider what the bear might think about all of this?

He's having a whale of a time and setting up a profile on Fab as we speak

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Has anyone stopped to consider what the bear might think about all of this?

He's having a whale of a time and setting up a profile on Fab as we speak

Whales? ! Have you taken leave of your senses, there is no way a whale and a bear should be having unprotected sex.....think of the child that might be born.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

So does the Clap.

See how much fun it is when your cock feels like it's on fire.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Takes Whinny The Poo to a totally new level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone stopped to consider what the bear might think about all of this?

He's having a whale of a time and setting up a profile on Fab as we speak

Whales? ! Have you taken leave of your senses, there is no way a whale and a bear should be having unprotected sex.....think of the child that might be born.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I always get people talking bear sex hahaha mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gonna polarize opinion with this thread, they usually end up in pandamonium!

It's the fear of a grizzly end that keeps people using condoms.

(I do know its pandemonium by the way).

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By *onnyforfunMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

unprotected sex with someone you dont know is clean dicing with death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"unprotected sex with someone you don't know is clean dicing with death

I posted this piece in another forum but perhaps it is relevant here before we all start to panic about the risks involved.

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Let us try and get some statistical proportion on this matter.

According to the FPA in 2009 the instance of diagnosed STI occurrence in this country are as follows expressed as a percentage of total population:

Overall STI 0.774%

Chlamydia 0.349%

Genital warts 0.146%

Gonorrhea 0.028%

Syphilis 0.005%

Genital herpes 0.048%

HIV/AIDS 0.011%

STI are not however contracted every time someone comes into contact with them. For instance HIV/AIDS has a calculated probability of infection from man to woman of 1:1,000 sex acts (others infections vary of course).

So the statistical probability of a woman catching HIV/AIDs from unprotected sex in this country is 0.000011% or 1:941,095,151 sex acts. Or she would have to have sex with a new man 43,000 times a day from 16 to 76 to get the statistical probability to 1:1.

By way of comparison the chance of dying in a scheduled airliner crash is 0.000403% (1:248,138). The chance of dying on UK roads is 0.00594% (1:16,835). If you are a Farm worker your chances of being killed on the job are 0.008% or 1:12,500. Influenza has a kill rate of 0.00002% (1:5,000,000)

But, as I have said before, if you are the one caught then statistics mean nothing. Personal choice folks but let us not assume every act of unprotected sex is like Russian roulette (probability of 1:6)

Disclaimer: Nothing in this post should be taken as condoning, or criticizing, bareback sex. I am purely interested in putting the risks taken by bare-backers into proportion.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"unprotected sex with someone you don't know is clean dicing with death

I posted this piece in another forum but perhaps it is relevant here before we all start to panic about the risks involved.

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Let us try and get some statistical proportion on this matter.

According to the FPA in 2009 the instance of diagnosed STI occurrence in this country are as follows expressed as a percentage of total population:

Overall STI 0.774%

Chlamydia 0.349%

Genital warts 0.146%

Gonorrhea 0.028%

Syphilis 0.005%

Genital herpes 0.048%

HIV/AIDS 0.011%

Disclaimer: Nothing in this post should be taken as condoning, or criticizing, bareback sex. I am purely interested in putting the risks taken by bare-backers into proportion.

These figures are expressed as a percentage of total population, they would be much higher if they were expressed as a percentage of people who have unprotected sex. The total population includes celibates, people in monogamous relationships and sexless relationships, children, people who no longer have sex so the percentages give us very little perspective on risks from bareback sex since there's no way of knowing what percentage of the total population indulge in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can just imagine the bear asking if someone and cum on their fur.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

thats how statistics work ...include inappropriate people into the equation and the statistics will work ...ie ..unemployment fell ...no it didnt ...the people allowed to claim jsa did ...doesnt mean they have a job !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"thats how statistics work ...include inappropriate people into the equation and the statistics will work ...ie ..unemployment fell ...no it didnt ...the people allowed to claim jsa did ...doesnt mean they have a job !"

yes, we're always shouting at the telly.

Lies, damned lies and statistics

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off? "

Reminds me of a similar common typo as in "Please bare with us" ...Seriously, do you want us to get naked with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bear ?

One of those great big brown bad breath clikered buggers or a nice fluffy white polar one? Bi - Polar if you're that way out."

Bad breath??? Thankfully can say I've never close enough to find that out!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

bears, whales and Winnie the Pooh? What a thread. I'll stick to humans thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

as well as STD's

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

now i know just why the adverts for Hoffmeister used to frighten me so much..

having a bare bear bearing down on one..

does'nt bare thinking about..

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"See how much fun it is when your cock feels like it's on fire.

I think the chicken might feel it more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

A member for 10 months but no verifications suggests no meets. It's little wonder with an attitude like this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"unprotected sex with someone you don't know is clean dicing with death

I posted this piece in another forum but perhaps it is relevant here before we all start to panic about the risks involved.

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Let us try and get some statistical proportion on this matter.

According to the FPA in 2009 the instance of diagnosed STI occurrence in this country are as follows expressed as a percentage of total population:

Overall STI 0.774%

Chlamydia 0.349%

Genital warts 0.146%

Gonorrhea 0.028%

Syphilis 0.005%

Genital herpes 0.048%

HIV/AIDS 0.011%

Disclaimer: Nothing in this post should be taken as condoning, or criticizing, bareback sex. I am purely interested in putting the risks taken by bare-backers into proportion.

Wonder what the revised statistics of this would be on a site such as this one where the degree of separation is probably 10 or under....been asked to do bareback on meets and always declined and put a rubber on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off? "

Lmao

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"unprotected sex with someone you don't know is clean dicing with death

I posted this piece in another forum but perhaps it is relevant here before we all start to panic about the risks involved.

*********************

Let us try and get some statistical proportion on this matter.

According to the FPA in 2009 the instance of diagnosed STI occurrence in this country are as follows expressed as a percentage of total population:

Overall STI 0.774%

Chlamydia 0.349%

Genital warts 0.146%

Gonorrhea 0.028%

Syphilis 0.005%

Genital herpes 0.048%

HIV/AIDS 0.011%

Disclaimer: Nothing in this post should be taken as condoning, or criticizing, bareback sex. I am purely interested in putting the risks taken by bare-backers into proportion.

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2009 data, here's a different perspective on more up to date stuff

New sexually transmitted infection (STI) diagnoses rose 5% in 2012 (up to 448,422 from 428,255 in 2011) according to Public Health England (PHE) data published today (5 June, 2013), mostly due to improved data collection. However, the continuing high STI rates in England suggest too many people are still putting themselves at risk through unsafe sex, especially young adults and men who have sex with men (MSM).

Chlamydia remained the most commonly diagnosed STI (206,912; 46%), but considerable numbers of genital warts (73,893; 16%) and genital herpes (32,021; 7%) cases were also reported last year. New gonorrhoea diagnoses rose 21% overall (from 21,024 in 2011 to 25,525 in 2012), and by 37% in the MSM population (to 10,754).

High gonorrhoea transmission rates are concerning as the global threat of antibiotic resistance grows. Ensuring treatment resistant strains of gonorrhoea do not persist and spread remains a public health priority, and the Gonorrhoea Resistance Action Plan for England and Wales was launched by PHE to help tackle this threat in early 2013.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"unprotected sex with someone you don't know is clean dicing with death

I posted this piece in another forum but perhaps it is relevant here before we all start to panic about the risks involved.

*********************

Let us try and get some statistical proportion on this matter.

According to the FPA in 2009 the instance of diagnosed STI occurrence in this country are as follows expressed as a percentage of total population:

Overall STI 0.774%

Chlamydia 0.349%

Genital warts 0.146%

Gonorrhea 0.028%

Syphilis 0.005%

Genital herpes 0.048%

HIV/AIDS 0.011%

Disclaimer: Nothing in this post should be taken as condoning, or criticizing, bareback sex. I am purely interested in putting the risks taken by bare-backers into proportion.

You are Correct.

Shall we say only 1% indulge in bare back sex? So, for example, the chances of a woman contracting aids from an infected man are now 1:9,410,951. Or about half the risk of dying from flu or 1/559th of the chance of dying on the road.

If however you indulge in BBCs direct from Africa then you really are raising the anti. I was merely trying to indicate the chances are small considering other risks we virtually ignore.

I could not find any figures for the sexually active so used a baseline of the population as Fab contains persons from 18 to 68 at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you do know condoms are the ONLY thing stopping it falling off, dont you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy asks you for unprotected sex, it's likely that he has had unprotected sex with others. This is when statistics and the probability of catching an STI are greatly increased....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a guy asks you for unprotected sex, it's likely that he has had unprotected sex with others. This is when statistics and the probability of catching an STI are greatly increased...."

The same thought comes to mind and when there are so many sensible guys on here who value their own safety as well as yours it makes more sense to focus on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the bear wants to go on top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the bear wants to go on top?"

What the bear wants the bear gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your gonna polarize opinion with this thread, they usually end up in pandamonium!

It's the fear of a grizzly end that keeps people using condoms.

(I do know its pandemonium by the way). "

Don't worry about the spelling, that's such a black and white approach.

And if you are determined to have grizzly sex then watch out for those post coital hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

So does watching Emmerdale! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So does watching Emmerdale! lol

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now that is just perverted!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was having sex with a bear an sti would be the least of my worries!"

What about if the Bear is having sex with you????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So does watching Emmerdale! lol

now that is just perverted!!!!"

Bet your a closet _iewer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was having sex with a bear an sti would be the least of my worries!

What about if the Bear is having sex with you????"

You ever watched Jungle Book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes Whinny The Poo to a totally new level

Wonder if he is in to scat."

Or cow pats lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off? "

I love your comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

Along came a cowboy, clippety clop

down with his trousers, out with his....

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By *rednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

"I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off? "

Katie: i have to agree to risky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off

Unless you my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn off

Unless you my man "

Well I'm still waiting for you to ask me

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

I never do bareback...i dont want any diseases...full stop.

The other day at chams a bloke fucked one lady then moved onto another without changing his condom.

That was unfair on the second lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen who ever does bareback on site like this = stupid !!! Don't no were these people been. It's disgusting this site on sly and some of things that go on. N I ain't scared to say what's on my mind either. Keep bareback with ya gf not on site like this simple as that !

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By *exy red bootsCouple
over a year ago

eastbourne

I would like to know the time of day you enjoy this Taboo practice?

Not saying its right or wrong for Ll manners of fore's or against.

I much prefer the eve as in the morning after a few G&T's in her she is as rough as a bears arse!!!!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive never seen a bear buying condoms ... how do they open the foils with those claws .. what about ripping holes in them when they try to put them on...

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I would like to know the time of day you enjoy this Taboo practice?

Not saying its right or wrong I much prefer the eve in a rough bears arse!!!!!!!"

Someone call the RSPCA this bear needs saving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sure this is the only natural progression from seeing them dancing in red square with a ring through their nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whales? ! Have you taken leave of your senses, there is no way a whale and a bear should be having unprotected sex.....think of the child that might be born.

Step forward Boris Johnson!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Whales? ! Have you taken leave of your senses, there is no way a whale and a bear should be having unprotected sex.....think of the child that might be born.

Step forward Boris Johnson!

Lol, you're right...so it does go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not panda to bear sex....too much hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear Grylls?.....what would Baden Powell say??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do brown bears catch chlamydia like koala bears? You would need a condom.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

I love typos lol

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Whales? ! Have you taken leave of your senses, there is no way a whale and a bear should be having unprotected sex.....think of the child that might be born.

Step forward Boris Johnson!

Boris has unprotected 3some with a whale and a bear!

What a man!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Bear Grylls?.....what would Baden Powell say??

Be prebaered!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Whales? ! Have you taken leave of your senses, there is no way a whale and a bear should be having unprotected sex.....think of the child that might be born.

Step forward Boris Johnson!

Boris has unprotected 3some with a whale and a bear!

What a man!

if they knew boris was the outcome they would have insisted on a condom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen who ever does bareback on site like this = stupid !!! Don't no were these people been. It's disgusting this site on sly and some of things that go on. N I ain't scared to say what's on my mind either. Keep bareback with ya gf not on site like this simple as that !"

It is personal choice what they do and it does not make them "stupid" to take the risk of bareback. If it does; then the risk of travelling on the road and in the air makes them stupid far quicker. So you pick your risks and control your own destiny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bear Grylls?.....what would Baden Powell say??

Dib dib dib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do brown bears catch chlamydia like koala bears? You would need a condom.

Probably, but I guess they just have to grin and bear it.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Fucking a Bear with a hairy bush? = The Hair Bear Bunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex "

What kind ? Brown? Polar? Grizzly?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Condoms takes the fun out of sex

What kind ? Brown? Polar? Grizzly?"

Why not a panda...

There is less chance of unwanted pregnancy they can only catch 3 days a year

And they are such big cuddly veggies

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

My god I forgot the way veggies smell when they fart!

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Much safer with a koala bear as they eat, shoot and then leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not having sex on a bears back, what if I fall off? "

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Much safer with a koala bear as they eat, shoot and then leaves

They carry chlamydia I hear

Who found that out?

How did they find out!

What was their partners reaction when they said "Darling you need to visit the GUM clinic...No I did not cheat...it was a Koala"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone insisted I didn't cover up, I'd bear them no grudge and politely back out of the situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is always better without but, when sharing so much with others it's better with surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tried a bear before, but as far as roo's & possums are concerned, it pays to clip their nails first.

- also, another good tip is to wear Footy boots, - for extra traction!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much safer with a koala bear as they eat, shoot and then leaves

They carry chlamydia I hear

Who found that out?

How did they find out!

What was their partners reaction when they said "Darling you need to visit the GUM clinic...No I did not cheat...it was a Koala"

A koala pissed on a lad from 1D and the press said he must have caught chlamydia.

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