FabSwingers.com forum: 3 men share a hotel .....

By *horltz OP Man
over a year ago

heysham

They pay £30 between them for a triple room , later on the receptionist realises she forgot to mention a special offer of a £5 discount ... she also realises that if she reimburses the 3 men , the £5 won't divide equally between them all , so she decides to keep £2 and remburse them £3 between them .... Thus meaning they have jointly paid £27 , question is , where is the missing pound ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't a missing pound?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What missing pound? It's all accounted for that I can see.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There isn't a missing pound?

Beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£25+£3+£2=£30.

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By *horltz OP Man
over a year ago

heysham

The receptionist keeps £2 and the men pay £27 between them totalling £29 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isn't a missing pound?

it depends on how you look at it.

10 each for the men give them 1 back each that is 9 they each pay. 9 times 3 is 27

27 and the two the lady keeps is 29.

This is one of them problems where maths can be shown to both correct and wrong at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 plus 3 plus 2 equals 30.

Nothing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's saying is they paid £30, got a pound back each that means they paid £27 she keeps £2 so that's £27 plus £2 equals £29 but they started off with £30

there isn't a missing pound its just how its worded that makes it seem like there is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I wanted to check if the hotel was local

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I wanted to check if the hotel was local

I thought I could get my fantasy sorted.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I think he's saying is they paid £30, got a pound back each that means they paid £27 she keeps £2 so that's £27 plus £2 equals £29 but they started off with £30

there isn't a missing pound its just how its worded that makes it seem like there is"

I had to read it twice to get it, but you are right.

Well worded OP, it actually made me think

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The receptionist keeps £2 and the men pay £27 between them totalling £29 !"

The men should have paid £25 though. That's where the receptionist's £2 came from.

They paid £27, (£2 of which went to her), which is the original £30 less the £3 they got back.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I wanted to check if the hotel was local

This. £30 for a triple room is a blimmin' bargain!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There's a difference between cost and price.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There isn't a missing pound?

it depends on how you look at it.

10 each for the men give them 1 back each that is 9 they each pay. 9 times 3 is 27

27 and the two the lady keeps is 29.

This is one of them problems where maths can be shown to both correct and wrong at the same time."

There's nothing wrong with the maths. The £2 is used to mislead, that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I wanted to check if the hotel was local

This. £30 for a triple room is a blimmin' bargain!"

if I turned up would I be expected to chip in too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I thought it was the start of a joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are they bi?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"are they bi?

Nah, there's three of them, so they're tri!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are they bi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gives a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to know these things is could sway my opinion on where this stray quid is

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Are we sure they all turned up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we sure they all turned up?"

if they did they wasn't off fab

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

where is this hotel that's only £30 with a fiver discount too

and shouldn't that receptionist be sacked for having her hand in the till?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we sure they all turned up?"

that did actually make me laugh out loud, my kids are now sat asking me what im laughing at

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I wanted to check if the hotel was local

This. £30 for a triple room is a blimmin' bargain!

if I turned up would I be expected to chip in too?"

Nah, the men have paid already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we sure they all turned up?

that did actually make me laugh out loud, my kids are now sat asking me what im laughing at

wonder what you going to tell them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head Hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I wanted to check if the hotel was local

This. £30 for a triple room is a blimmin' bargain!

if I turned up would I be expected to chip in too?

Nah, the men have paid already

Us men always pay in the end in one way or another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only opened this thread cause I thought it was an offer of a gang bang

I wanted to check if the hotel was local

This. £30 for a triple room is a blimmin' bargain!

if I turned up would I be expected to chip in too?

Nah, the men have paid already

Us men always pay in the end in one way or another

what a load of rollocks

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I bet none of them brought condoms!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I bet none of them brought condoms!"

yea but they've got three quid to nip out and get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did any of them remember the "protection"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet none of them brought condoms!"

Damn, beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of them remember the "protection"?"

to late we've already covered that joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did any of them remember the "protection"?

to late we've already covered that joke

I realised after I wrote it

I was so pleased with myself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet none of them brought condoms!"

I keep one on me at all times

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

Trust me, it sounds much better if you say a box full...... the implied idea of only needing just one doesn't bode well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

Trust me, it sounds much better if you say a box full...... the implied idea of only needing just one doesn't bode well."

If you have more than one at a time the both rip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet the bed is so shit though!

...i need a hard mattress. I can't be getting sucked in.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

I hope you remember to take it off to pee.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

3 men share a hotel room.... how many manage to pee into the toilet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

Trust me, it sounds much better if you say a box full...... the implied idea of only needing just one doesn't bode well."

With £3 they can get nine condoms from the pound shop. Only one will be used but they will have some to use as balloons.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

Trust me, it sounds much better if you say a box full...... the implied idea of only needing just one doesn't bode well.

With £3 they can get nine condoms from the pound shop. Only one will be used but they will have some to use as balloons.

You have much to learn.

If you get 3 guys in a hotel room and they start talking about needing to nip out to the pound shop........ they ain't coming back!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"3 men share a hotel room.... how many manage to pee into the toilet."

If one misses, could you tell which one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 men share a hotel room.... how many manage to pee into the toilet."

one, the other two have to hold the seat out the way though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

Trust me, it sounds much better if you say a box full...... the implied idea of only needing just one doesn't bode well.

With £3 they can get nine condoms from the pound shop. Only one will be used but they will have some to use as balloons.

You have much to learn.

If you get 3 guys in a hotel room and they start talking about needing to nip out to the pound shop........ they ain't coming back!

I will bear that in mind. I might just see how many I can get to come my hotel rooms over the next few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

Trust me, it sounds much better if you say a box full...... the implied idea of only needing just one doesn't bode well.

With £3 they can get nine condoms from the pound shop. Only one will be used but they will have some to use as balloons.

You have much to learn.

If you get 3 guys in a hotel room and they start talking about needing to nip out to the pound shop........ they ain't coming back!

I will bear that in mind. I might just see how many I can get to come my hotel rooms over the next few weeks.

Come in your hotel room?

Come on your hotel room?

Come to your hotel room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not concerned with the one pound, I'd like to know why I wasn't invited?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I bet none of them brought condoms!

I keep one on me at all times

Trust me, it sounds much better if you say a box full...... the implied idea of only needing just one doesn't bode well.

With £3 they can get nine condoms from the pound shop. Only one will be used but they will have some to use as balloons.

You have much to learn.

If you get 3 guys in a hotel room and they start talking about needing to nip out to the pound shop........ they ain't coming back!

I will bear that in mind. I might just see how many I can get to come my hotel rooms over the next few weeks.

Come in your hotel room?

Come on your hotel room?

Come to your hotel room?

To and maybe in.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the other pound went into the condom machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once there was a lady who came out of the shower to answer the door with a towel wrapped round her. When she went to open the door, she saw a young boy standing her. Much to her surprise her towel suddenly fell off. The young boy looked at her breasts and asked 'what's that?'. She replied, 'my milk'. So, he looked at her belly button and asked 'what's that?'. To which she replied, 'my button'. He then further asked pointing at her fanny 'what's that?'. She said, 'my slot'. So, the young boy goes 'Oh! You put the money in the slot, push the button and the milk comes out!'.

....that's where the pound went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. Embedding numeracy essential skills into swinging. Good man!

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