FabSwingers.com forum: Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... (add your own)

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... to shout "TIMBER" as someone is about to go down on you.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

To fart in the jacuzzi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... to shout "TIMBER" as someone is about to go down on you."

Or "I WIN" if you come first during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for a High 5 when double teaming some lovely lady

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

bullseye when they squirt you in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going for a High 5 when double teaming some lovely lady

Including eye contact?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

To wear a miners lamp when going down on someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to get a book out and read it behind their head

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

To say "I`m not putting my finger in there"

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Don't stop to answer your phone but then let it ring long enough to put you both off anyway..

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

... to say, 'It looked bigger in your pictures'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/14 21:45:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say " gee you profile pics are so photogenic "

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"Going for a High 5 when double teaming some lovely lady

This actually happened to me this last weekend!

Fem

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

[Removed by poster at 20/02/14 21:46:49]

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

To point and ask 'what's that?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To ask " is it in yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To ignore a message that only says "fancy a fuck then."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wipe your cock on the curtains

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

to say to a guy, never mind i'm sure it happens to lots of guys ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought you were a gusher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say WOW your Mother does it like that too

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... to stuff cutlery up their bum when they ask to be spooned.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When going down on a guy to say yours is bigger than his, na naah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump in their mouth whilst they going Down ?

Unless they have fart fetish lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... to stuff cutlery up their bum when they ask to be spooned."

Or forked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull a nit comb out of your pants ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say your brother was better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... to shout "TIMBER" as someone is about to go down on you."

Happened before has it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say your brother was better ?"

Or sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or to say sorry about the lumps but the last bloke down there was sick

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

"to say to a guy, never mind i'm sure it happens to lots of guys .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To ask "is it in yet" xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a fiddle with your boobies or your friends boobies in public

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"To point and ask 'what's that?'"

I've done that. Completely legitimately and justifiably.

Long story.

Upshot was I didn't like the answer much.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

To scratch your arse and sniff your finger in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To speak with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To do her doggy style facing the tv so you can watch the footy & then cheer when your team score.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To do her doggy style facing the tv so you can watch the footy & then cheer when your team score. "

What's wrong with that ?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"To do her doggy style facing the tv so you can watch the footy & then cheer when your team score. "

I think you'll find that is TOTALLY appropriate if England are playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To do her doggy style facing the tv so you can watch the footy & then cheer when your team score. "

And use her back as a handy table to put your ashtray and beer can on

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

To say...pull my nighty down who you've finished love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To do her doggy style facing the tv so you can watch the footy & then cheer when your team score.

And use her back as a handy table to put your ashtray and beer can on

Oh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not appropriate when you go down on a lady and yodel to see if you can hear an echo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say "how big was your baby at birth

It's like a fooking black hole down here

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

"Going for a High 5 when double teaming some lovely lady

Oh my god me and a mate did this!! The girl used to reminisce with me in bed and say "I'll never forgive you for when you and ***** were high fiving and joking when we had that threesome"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

To ask a fat bird when the baby is due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To tie a plank of wood to your arse

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

"To do her doggy style facing the tv so you can watch the footy & then cheer when your team score. "

One girl got completely offended cause I put the tv on whilst I was about to give her a massage...... Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to say is that it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say "while ya down there" whilst having your inside leg measured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling the husband after playing with his Mrs that you are a spurs supporter , who happens to be a Gooner

Happened once - very uncomfortable feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say "I can't tell " when she asks" is it in yet "

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... to pretend it's a 3some just because they are schizophrenic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To ask a fat bird when the baby is due

Been there done that, Fuck me she had a right hook on her

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

to start doing impressions of Orville if you get bored during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a friend request to your boss' s profile .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To keep her tied to bed, when you go down the pub afterwards.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

to say 'they really do make miniature cans of lynx then'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To ask her if she's seen your watch after fisting her.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

To pick your nose and flick your bogies at passers by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy finishes and leaves you unsatisfied so you pass him your vibrator to be finished off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say...."You knew I had Chlamydia, right?"

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

To say 's**m' on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say 'you must have drank fish tonight' when going down on someone.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

To grab someone by the ears and tell them to 'Do it fucking properly!'

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

to mention "armchair swingers" or "laptop lechers" in the forums

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

To tie up your fireman boyfriend in his gimp suit and lock him in the wardrobe then go to work if you are cabin crew who is about to be transferred from a Manchester London shuttle flight to an international flight to Hong Kong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To laugh at all the cum when your boyfriend cums on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To say...."You knew I had Chlamydia, right?""

If her reply is 'was she any good?'

Get your coat.

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