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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Tony Christie ever got to ammeillo

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

last time i knew he was still hugging his pillow

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Get a room you two.lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Get a room you two.lol

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we do, frequently.....

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Tony Christie ever got to ammeillo

He was on his way to Ammarillo but I suppose he could have stopped off at Ammeillo on his way

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Tony Christie ever got to ammeillo

He was on his way to Ammarillo but I suppose he could have stopped off at Ammeillo on his way

I suspect some fukker gave him bum directions!

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

daft twat took wrong turning and went rotterdam liverpool or rome who the fuck knows who the fuck care lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Tony Christie ever got to ammeillo

He was on his way to Ammarillo but I suppose he could have stopped off at Ammeillo on his way

I suspect some fukker gave him bum directions!

Aye i suppose so and then classed as a timewaster when he didn't show up at the original destination

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"daft twat took wrong turning and went rotterdam liverpool or rome who the fuck knows who the fuck care lol"

Naaa that was one of them ex housemartins i think!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tony Christie ever got to ammeillo

He was on his way to Ammarillo but I suppose he could have stopped off at Ammeillo on his way

I suspect some fukker gave him bum directions!

Aye i suppose so and then classed as a timewaster when he didn't show up at the original destination

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poor sweet marie

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Tony Christie ever got to ammeillo

He was on his way to Ammarillo but I suppose he could have stopped off at Ammeillo on his way

I suspect some fukker gave him bum directions!

Aye i suppose so and then classed as a timewaster when he didn't show up at the original destination

poor sweet marie

Yeah I know sweet marie who just waits for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope he never got there. His flight was indefinately delayed by a volcanic eruption so he took the car instead, but by the time he got there 'Sweet Marie' was batting for the other team and told him to fuck off.

What an asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he got kidnapped by 2 lesbians and it turned into ram a dildo!! xx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Nope he never got there. His flight was indefinately delayed by a volcanic eruption so he took the car instead, but by the time he got there 'Sweet Marie' was batting for the other team and told him to fuck off.

What an asshole

That'll be why he has been weeping like a willow then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he get a sat nav

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Na na na na na na na naaa *claps hands* sorry il go now

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

its true then u lot on here are 100% stone cold crazy lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"its true then u lot on here are 100% stone cold crazy lol "

Only on a Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an asshole

That'll be why he has been weeping like a willow then?

Yup, that'll be the reason, and with the price of petrol these days, after driving all those miles and getting fucked off at the end of it .. who can blame the poor sod ?

Now if she had a lesbian mate who put on an impromptu show for him, maybe he tears would have turned to joy

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well he aint got there yet as he was on the radio still singing today!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

avenues n alleyways today it was

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Bloody sat navs!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Bloody sat navs!!!"

If he went past them sexi boobies he'd never get there Debs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing is for sure, he stood a better chance of finding Amarillo than getting 'caught between the moon and New York City'

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"One thing is for sure, he stood a better chance of finding Amarillo than getting 'caught between the moon and New York City'"

Wonder if the Monkeys ever caught last train to clarksville?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"One thing is for sure, he stood a better chance of finding Amarillo than getting 'caught between the moon and New York City'

Wonder if the Monkeys ever caught last train to clarksville?"
dunno but nutbush city is my limit

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Do you thing 'The Who' ever caught their magic bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno.... but I won't get fooled again

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

he said in an interview he had never visited the place

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Did Vanessa Paradis ever get collected by Joe le Taxi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Vanessa Paradis ever get collected by Joe le Taxi?

wasn't the big yellow one that took away my old man was it?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Did Vanessa Paradis ever get collected by Joe le Taxi?

wasn't the big yellow one that took away my old man was it?"

If the driver was called Joe maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they paved Paradise... is Vanessa under the patio?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Because they paved Paradise... is Vanessa under the patio?

What not your ex? You can tell you have never lived on Brookside Close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Amarillo Way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its true then u lot on here are 100% stone cold crazy lol "

Camels aren't crazy. It's the telegraph poles. They move at night time and are never where you left them, just the night before.

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