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Ive just had a big un and it went Splatt !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As in a huuuuuuuuuuuuge hairy spider on the wall....

I sprayed it with perfume first but it seemed to like the smell cant figure out why as its only avon

It annoyed me then as it was comming closer so i hit it with me slipper

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

there is a very funny image on 'i fucking love science' on facebook about spiders....i'll see if i can find it and type the text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You killed one of God's creatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparantly...they only pop out when they are after a shag .....well this ones well and truly fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eek

Hair spray next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh noooo you should have set it freeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You killed one of God's creatures "

I was a matter of survival....him or me . i won though he smelt lovely when he went splatt....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eek

Hair spray next time "

Nahhhh see thats crueler...they alive but stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a bit excited about 10 minutes ago..unsexually.. as I thought I seen a spider closeby..I wanted to get some pics(close enough to see the eyes)...unfortunately..it was just a bit of cobweb flapping...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh noooo you should have set it freeeeee "

SET IT FREE ..are you mad ...they just get beack in ....i agree with above post ...hairspray ,then kill th eight legged little fucka ....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

we have spiders that you can hear go thud when they jump down onto the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

irrational twattagettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you. "

Well he will be one huuuuge fooker if he did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you.

Well he will be one huuuuge fooker if he did that "

it could climb through your nose while your sleeping and eat your brain bit by bit for a week. Every day you'll wake up with less of your brain than you had the day before till you die...

I've been watching some weird shit lately can you tell?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you.

Well he will be one huuuuge fooker if he did that

it could climb through your nose while your sleeping and eat your brain bit by bit for a week. Every day you'll wake up with less of your brain than you had the day before till you die...

I've been watching some weird shit lately can you tell?... "

I can but now it explains some of the guys on here ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww... Poor little spider...

Got no family.... Peaches don't luv ya... Nobody luvs ya...!!!!!

God luvs ya...

Go to God... SHPLATT...!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

from the spider

'my family is cold and misunderstood. can we crash here tonight?....or squish my wife, thats cool too!'

'hey man there was a wasp in here but i got him. i know you dont like wasps, and you know i am always looking out for you....whats the book for??'

'Hi! i just finished eating all the flies, keeping the ants away and crove away the termites...oh sure, i'd love to read the paper!'

'Hi, can i live in your spacious house? i promise to eat all the flies and keep to myself...dear god! did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!'

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"As in a huuuuuuuuuuuuge hairy spider on the wall....

I sprayed it with perfume first but it seemed to like the smell cant figure out why as its only avon

It annoyed me then as it was comming closer so i hit it with me slipper "

You killed it!

I have spiders in my home all year, but no flies at any time... Can you say that?

Spiders are our friends...They eat flies!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you. "
I hope it does. I love spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"from the spider

'my family is cold and misunderstood. can we crash here tonight?....or squish my wife, thats cool too!'

'hey man there was a wasp in here but i got him. i know you dont like wasps, and you know i am always looking out for you....whats the book for??'

'Hi! i just finished eating all the flies, keeping the ants away and crove away the termites...oh sure, i'd love to read the paper!'

'Hi, can i live in your spacious house? i promise to eat all the flies and keep to myself...dear god! did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!'

"

Spiders are our brothers from other mothers ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you. I hope it does. I love spiders. "

jumping spiders up close are stunning little creatures, very cute too

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww what!! Murderer haha.Don't mind spiders at all at least they catch flys and midges when its summer.I always leave them to do what spider do unless the cats get hold off them.

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