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Nearly filled my under crackers then !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sat in the Office chatting away and the Door was open, a mahoosive Seagull flew in and started flapping about all over the place, I did nearly fill my undercrackers before throwing my Fleece over it and throwing it out, there strong little fookers it was like Wrestling an epileptic Midget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brave man! they vicious them flyin rats!! x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

omg..one of my worst nightmares!

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

Was in St Ives yesterday when a guy was walking along eating a pasty and the fookers did a 2 pronged attack on him. Both flew in and took the pasty out of his hand. His face was a picture PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was in St Ives yesterday when a guy was walking along eating a pasty and the fookers did a 2 pronged attack on him. Both flew in and took the pasty out of his hand. His face was a picture PMSL"

pmsl gd 1 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got woken up at 4.30 the other morning by a tickling sensation on my chest.... which when I finally came around, turned out to be a wasp that had come to join me for a cuddle!

I was not impressed... wasn't particularly sleepy afterwards either, and every blooming twitch of a hair on my legs had me checking under the covers for another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I couldn't believe how strong the thing was,it's sat outside hope I didn't hurt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah they unreal! happened to my wee granny sittin down the shore havin a wee fish supper when 2 of them flew at her tryin to get it!! she whacked them with her walkin stick and nearly whacked some poor guy walkin past she was like a crippled version of bruce lee lol!!

it was possibly one of the funniest things i have ever seen and me and some of the family still laugh about it yet! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get them coming into my office in Blackpool quite regularly. Not exactly the type of birds I want to attract!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

poor you

bloomin pests

we dont get any near here thankfully

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I got woken up at 4.30 the other morning by a tickling sensation on my chest.... which when I finally came around, turned out to be a wasp that had come to join me for a cuddle!

I was not impressed... wasn't particularly sleepy afterwards either, and every blooming twitch of a hair on my legs had me checking under the covers for another one "

Christal x

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"I couldn't believe how strong the thing was,it's sat outside hope I didn't hurt it "

Should have wrung it's frigging neck while you had chance GRRRRRRRRRRR fekking shitehawks

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