FabSwingers.com forum: Things I wish my 'phone had

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Some keys on the keyboard that I could define myself.

I'd programme them with the smileys on this site that I can't remember the codes for.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A teleport app.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A remember what all these apps actually do app

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

A signal.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

A bacon butty app, so no matter where you were, you activate the app and a lovely bacon butty with HP sauce appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An app that would give me a handjob/blowjob would be ace now you mention it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Gandy's home number in my speed dial.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A bacon butty app, so no matter where you were, you activate the app and a lovely bacon butty with HP sauce appears

Oh yes! Mind you, I'd weigh 4 tonnes.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A signal."

A bat signal?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A coffee app. That'd be excellent right now.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A bra clasp opener,

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A bra clasp opener,

Practice makes perfect

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"A signal.

A bat signal?

Even a bat signal would make it of more use to me than it is now. Ever since I've had a mobile phone I've never had reception for it. It's basically a solitaire machine as that's all i use it for.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"A bra clasp opener,

Practice makes perfect

I know, I don t wear them thought,

any ladies who would allow me to practise on them please make yourselves known,,

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By *oody39Man
over a year ago

tunbridge wells

An app that automatically sends you details of women available right now

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A bra clasp opener,

Practice makes perfect

I know, I don t wear them thought,

any ladies who would allow me to practise on them please make yourselves known,,

I would offer but 200 miles is a bit of a long way for bra clasp practice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously teleportation would be the ideal but failing that realistic 3d, that way when im staring at cocks on it, it would be like I was really there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An App which doubled my salary and did all my work for me, so that I could spend more time with my family...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An App which doubled my salary and did all my work for me, so that I could spend more time with my family...

Hmmm... a clone slave.

I'm on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bullshit detector - some of it still gets past my keen sense of smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An App which doubled my salary and did all my work for me, so that I could spend more time with my family...

Hmmm... a clone slave.

I'm on it!"

Good thinking...

Some sort of O2-2...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

An app that sent a thanks but no thanks message to all those that say,, its rude, yada yada, zzz zzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like mine to be able to call up an air strike on certain people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you can get a bat signal app lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bbw finder would be nice too lol xxx

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd like mine to be able to call up an air strike on certain people...

I'd definitely install that app.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A time delay so i could get lottery numbers correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A taser app

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'stop looking at Fab at work' app!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magic cleaning fairy ap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an app that superimposes a sky remote or red bull can on to cock pics depending how big you want your cock too look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sat nav that doesn't keep zoning out when you're on the motorway and unable to stop to reboot, and a realistic battery life...fucking Nokia Lumia 900, you Sir are shite...roll on the end of my contract!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"an app that superimposes a sky remote or red bull can on to cock pics depending how big you want your cock too look"

I might write that one just for a laugh

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Car washing app!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I could turn it off when its on charge.

Fairly simple .

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A pain free, fast hair removal app.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A molly app

An ap that alerts you when theirs a molly ringwold movie on tv...

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