FabSwingers.com forum: What don't you want at swinger party's ?

By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to let off in the dark room ! xx

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Cold floors...

If floor is cold people keep their socks on and that looks just plain silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/02/14 22:22:04]

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Parents to walk in?

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

the d*unk guy !!

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"The same as they want in the other post ?

The opposite of the other post!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x "
your doing an awful lot of research is it for your thesis

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Hehe some funny comments but seriously what dont everyone want at swinger party's all input noted ;o) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs, d*unken people and loads of single males!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same as they want in the other post ?

The opposite of the other post!

My mistake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limp willies and used condoms chucked on the floor xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An irritating itch when you leave

Dr Spok

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By *ardlovinmanMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'd like to introduce you Mr Fred West and his adorable wife Rose?

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

I wanna give everyone what they want that's why I'm doing this research lol ;o) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A load of nuns

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"A load of nuns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

herpes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"herpes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No red tea-bags.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

market researchers with clipboards..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hear someone say the condoms have pin holes in them !!

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Kids asleep upstairs (honestly!) Made my excuses and left lol

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"A load of nuns

Oh I want nuns...I like a challenge!!..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herpes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of nuns

Oh I want nuns...I like a challenge!!..lol"
oh I see running about playing hard to get, trying to rip their " halos off

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Thanks everyone all input noted ;o) x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thanks everyone all input noted ;o) x"

Just have it at VA and it will save you having to clean up first and after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone all input noted ;o) x

Just have it at VA and it will save you having to clean up first and after.

I'm not sure they cater for Parties at the museum

Quincy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiche, there's a time and a place for it and this is not one of them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thanks everyone all input noted ;o) x

Just have it at VA and it will save you having to clean up first and after.

I'm not sure they cater for Parties at the museum

Quincy

I've been to a party at the V&A. We didn't play any games though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone all input noted ;o) x

Just have it at VA and it will save you having to clean up first and after.

I'm not sure they cater for Parties at the museum

Quincy

I've been to a party at the V&A. We didn't play any games though.

Not even draw a moustache on the Lady ?

Borrrring

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nosey fuckers.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nosey fuckers.

Do people fuck with their noses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone all input noted ;o) x

Just have it at VA and it will save you having to clean up first and after.

I'm not sure they cater for Parties at the museum

Quincy

I've been to a party at the V&A. We didn't play any games though.

Not even draw a moustache on the Lady ?

Borrrring

I've known one or two bring their own.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nosey fuckers.

Do people fuck with their noses?

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Depends on how far they wish to stick their nose up ones arse beforehand.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Nosey fuckers.

Do people fuck with their noses?

my mate cockface Bob does..

not with moi i must add..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nosey fuckers.

Do people fuck with their noses?

Fuck knows

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

[Removed by poster at 18/02/14 23:27:27]

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Crisps and peanuts at the bar! Blurrrrahhhh

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Thanks for your input everyone all has been noted ;o) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle chillies without gloves as a pre swing activity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crabs. Lobsters are fine, but you wouldn't want crabs

R XX

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

swing ball?

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Just looked at my recent posts page and it said.

What don't you want at a swingers party?

Time wasters

Single guys

Dave Lee Travis

sounds about right

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cameras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cameras."

Aww are you shy

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cameras.

Aww are you shy

There's always some attendees who'd rather their picture didn't find its way onto the net.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CRABS....... though not to be sniffed at with a fine mornay jus (literally) !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cameras.

Aww are you shy

There's always some attendees who'd rather their picture didn't find its way onto the net."

That'll be that Hamilton's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushy people who show no respect or smelly folk

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By *iggerooooCouple
over a year ago

Conwy

Single guys who follow you around thinking if they just keep doing it for a few hours they will get what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any type of buffet style food, I just imagine where those hands of the party goers may have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x "

A lady with a trolley serving free hepatitis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x

A lady with a trolley serving free hepatitis!"
lol that is a classic

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

A d*unk bully forcing his wife or girl friend to 'swing'

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

don't worry there will be no pushy people I assure you that ;o)

Thanks again everyone for your input ;o) x

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Anything else people don't want at swinger clubs ? ;o) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foie gras on brioche

Deviled lambs kidneys

Caviar and loooads of toast

A comfortable seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poppers

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Anything else people don't want at swinger clubs ? ;o) x"
a pantomime horse x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foie gras on brioche

Deviled lambs kidneys

Caviar and loooads of toast

A comfortable seat"

I thought it was do want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything else people don't want at swinger clubs ? ;o) x"

Jason Voorhees....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A load of nuns

Oh I want nuns...I like a challenge!!..loloh I see running about playing hard to get, trying to rip their " halos off

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ooh uv got some bad habits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones mum or Dad to walk in.and ask.you to keep the noise down

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A dog chewing on a laxative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x "
Clicky people who don't mix ....... Some think if they have there friends there should not chat to others .

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"A dog chewing on a laxative

Guess that would make a shit party lol ;o) x

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x Clicky people who don't mix ....... Some think if they have there friends there should not chat to others ."

This is true everyone is equal ;o) x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My father.

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whos your daddy

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

"My father.

Who art in Devon

Harold by thy name

........

Oops .... Wrong yin .... That's my father ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've never been to one but imagine we wouldn't want totally pissed up people or stalking sex pests groping mrs naughty.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My father.

Who art in Devon

Harold by thy name

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Oops .... Wrong yin .... That's my father ....

If mine is in Devon then he has gone AWOL (again). He's a player my Dad and I do worry about finding him in a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My father.

Who art in Devon

Harold by thy name

........

Oops .... Wrong yin .... That's my father ....

If mine is in Devon then he has gone AWOL (again). He's a player my Dad and I do worry about finding him in a club.

Dont worry i wont let on at the Rotary club that i saw ya

Daddy

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By *denlouWoman
over a year ago

bideford

"Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x "

Garlicky food eewwww

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By *axlf079 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"We've never been to one but imagine we wouldn't want totally pissed up people or stalking sex pests groping mrs naughty."

Can't speak for everyone but I like invited to play by women or couples never force my self upon people. all clubs say no means no don't ask questions don't ruin someone else's swinger club experience so I feel you and your mrs are totally safe at swinger clubs ;o) x

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

Undercover reporters.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Undercover reporters.

Do people get under the covers at parties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason from Friday the 13th, he'd ruin the atmosphere!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cold showers, unless in the solitary confinement area, for miscreants.

Layout that's not conducive to mingling between strangers, whether in the social or other areas.

Peep holes that can't be covered, as required.

Lack of any essentials, such as bathroom or play supplies.

Obtrusive music or noise, that inhibits chat

Sited by a childrens' play area is a big no!

Preferably any snacks are low on spices, to keep breath fresher for kissing etc

No banning of same sex play, whatever the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of research but what do people not want at swinger party's ? ;o) x "

Erm....YOU !

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ingrowing toenails

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A lady with a trolley full of Daily Heil reporters

Easy to spot, though. Their conversations always start with, 'Do you think this party will impact local house prices?' and then conclude with 'We never had this sort of thing before we became part of Europe. Heil Farrage!'

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