FabSwingers.com forum: How much is 'a lot'?

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rocks bad for your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 tonnes is quite a lot

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well I'm shocked and disgusted

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

Mmm just wish I could have added to that ...

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

And you look fit enough to have a lot more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

practice makes "purr" fect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than a few?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol and I got to much ab pics x.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Btw......good for you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million. "

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure what constitutes a lot....

let's conduct a survey...!!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Btw......good for you.....

Thanks, I think, but what I want to know is who has been counting since I was 16?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

practice makes "purr" fect."

Quite, quite true. I'll keep slogging away until I get it right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than a little and less than too much.

I don't think you can never have enough!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?"

Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

More than a little, less than a fuckton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as much as too much

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"More than a few?

Now I'm going to have to start ANOTHER thread asking what constitutes 'a few'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps from a personal male perspective, i'd say, more than 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?

Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins."

4 minutes? Planning on foreplay too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a few?

Now I'm going to have to start ANOTHER thread asking what constitutes 'a few'.

you'd have a better response with "phew"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?

Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins.

4 minutes? Planning on foreplay too? "

Nah, it'd take me 20 mins or more to read up on that. Any links?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the straw that breaks the camels back

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?

Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins."

You want to do it twice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

A woman I met on the scene and someone I considered a friend has been telling guys that I've fucked my way through the whole site so you've clearly not had as much cock as I have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

150 metres is a lot of cock. That's based on 1000 average size men. Any less you're okay. Any more you're a trollop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

A woman I met on the scene and someone I considered a friend has been telling guys that I've fucked my way through the whole site so you've clearly not had as much cock as I have lol

Mrnotts would like to know when is it his turn ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Compared to some you have , and to others not .

When someone on a site like this makes a statement such as that , it makes my blood boil .

On a positive note , it's good to see you and others on this thread making light of a cheap and disrespectful jibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?"

You'll have to do double shifts and the odd gangbang untill you're about ninety seven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?

Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins.

You want to do it twice?"

At least.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"More than a few?

Now I'm going to have to start ANOTHER thread asking what constitutes 'a few'.

That's easy, not as many as a lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?

Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins.

4 minutes? Planning on foreplay too?

Nah, it'd take me 20 mins or more to read up on that. Any links?"

imagine you're stuffing a chicken and licking a window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.

I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?

You'll have to do double shifts and the odd gangbang untill you're about ninety seven. "

I'm not pushy, i can wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the average penis is 6inches and it travels in and out of the vagina, you can say you have mathematically had twelve inches of cock. The average hump takes 60 in and out movements and the average sex act takes 10 mins. So 6x2x60x10 is 7200 inches of cock. Device that by 12 to find that during sex you have 600ft of cock in one session. That's a long cock!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

you disgusting woman...why next you'll be telling me you have pubic hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget all this "a lot" or "a few".

In the middle is ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the average penis is 6inches and it travels in and out of the vagina, you can say you have mathematically had twelve inches of cock. The average hump takes 60 in and out movements and the average sex act takes 10 mins. So 6x2x60x10 is 7200 inches of cock. Device that by 12 to find that during sex you have 600ft of cock in one session. That's a long cock!

"
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What a slut

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

you disgusting woman...why next you'll be telling me you have pubic hair

it's times like these that I wish I could share that with friends. I'm absolutely screeching with laughter!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a slut

Lol

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

What a slut

Why, thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

you disgusting woman...why next you'll be telling me you have pubic hair

it's times like these that I wish I could share that with friends. I'm absolutely screeching with laughter!!!!!"

Friends request?

I'd share anyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Are you boasting or complaining? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to be counting the in and out movements now.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

you disgusting woman...why next you'll be telling me you have pubic hair

*gasp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a self confessed greedy girl, I feel I shall now be labelled a fallen woman

What shall I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

you disgusting woman...why next you'll be telling me you have pubic hair

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Compared to some you have , and to others not .

When someone on a site like this makes a statement such as that , it makes my blood boil .

On a positive note , it's good to see you and others on this thread making light of a cheap and disrespectful jibe

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"As a self confessed greedy girl, I feel I shall now be labelled a fallen woman

What shall I do

stay where you are, it save getting up between men

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"As a self confessed greedy girl, I feel I shall now be labelled a fallen woman

What shall I do

Fall further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now call me a pervert if you like but i've just had visions of Topsy appearing on a mid afternoon, dare i say, Antiques Show, oops better say, Auction Show.

Rabbit 50p

( pm for the first part of the joke but it's not worth while doing so)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you give them all numbers then you can put them into lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Kin wish i could say the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Kin wish i could say the same thing

Once your ops over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Kin wish i could say the same thing

Once your ops over

Lmao

At the mo im thinking wtf

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'"

Are they all cock verifications?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'"

I just call it "jammy"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'

I just call it "jammy"

Cock and jam together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'

I just call it "jammy"

Cock and jam together?

Hmmm not summat ive tried...yet

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'

I just call it "jammy"

Cock and jam together?

Is that a lolly?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'

I just call it "jammy"

Cock and jam together?

Is that a lolly?"

Lolly, sweetie, darling... call it whatever you want and it's easier than remembering their names.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'

I just call it "jammy"

Cock and jam together?

Is that a lolly?

Lolly, sweetie, darling... call it whatever you want and it's easier than remembering their names.

Isn't it.

I decided to call them all 'darling'. Saves sooooo much hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Kin wish i could say the same thing

Once your ops over

Lmao

At the mo im thinking wtf

And why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the answer!

95.

Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'

I just call it "jammy"

Cock and jam together?

Hmmm not summat ive tried...yet

Always a first time...strawberry? Rasberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

It sounds like you cam across someone with an inferiority complex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm disgusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google says "a lot" is loads so wtf is "loads"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Lucky girl

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Well I'm disgusted

It is truly disgusting that I've had so many verifications.

Oh wait..... YOU left me one but you don't have a cock.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Lucky girl

We are, aren't we!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

Hahaha... Erm.. you can never have enough

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Google says "a lot" is loads so wtf is "loads"

Loads are what you put in the washing machine. I don't think that's the same as a lot though.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Google says "a lot" is loads so wtf is "loads"

Loads are what you put in the washing machine. I don't think that's the same as a lot though.

I'm really quite confused now. Have I had a lot of cock or not? Do I need more? Less? Should I be COUNTING?!!

(oooo, a 'counting cock' app...)

I need to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a cock-o-meter

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Google says "a lot" is loads so wtf is "loads"

Loads are what you put in the washing machine. I don't think that's the same as a lot though.

I'm really quite confused now. Have I had a lot of cock or not? Do I need more? Less? Should I be COUNTING?!!

(oooo, a 'counting cock' app...)

I need to know!"

Do you feel you need more? If the answer is yes then you haven't had enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do what your doing, enjoying your cock, you don't need to count how many

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't think I have had a lot yet as I don't have as many verifications from men as Topsy.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I don't think I have had a lot yet as I don't have as many verifications from men as Topsy.

* runs off to count...*

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I don't think I have had a lot yet as I don't have as many verifications from men as Topsy.

* runs off to count...*"

Bugger, foiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm disgusted

It is truly disgusting that I've had so many verifications.

Oh wait..... YOU left me one but you don't have a cock."

No but ive met plenty

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work it out in inches then you'll know how many cock miles you've done.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Work it out in inches then you'll know how many cock miles you've done.

Using some of the calculations above the number of in/out, the length of the cock and the amount of time spent on the in/out would all be needed to know if you've been fucked out of this world or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My planning department at work ,10 fella,s and they are all cocks ! So I think 10 answers your question

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.

I'm SO jealous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who's familiar with Dettol baths should also be familiar with the following :

Room for a little 'un?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Someone who's familiar with Dettol baths should also be familiar with the following :

Room for a little 'un?

Yeah, but the water is a bit cold and scummy as a lot of people have been in it before

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