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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Used an everyday object in the heat of the moment in your foreplay put it down and then only realised you used that object too late as your small child is putting the end of that rubber childs mobile phone into their mouth...

I know I havnt...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Used an everyday object in the heat of the moment in your foreplay put it down and then only realised you used that object too late as your small child is putting the end of that rubber childs mobile phone into their mouth...

I know I havnt... "
has dora left the cooking sherry out again???

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

*swallows some throwup*

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

Not quiet but have had my daughter come across "play items" and ask what they are, my response motors/bits from toys the dog has destroyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog ate my rubber dildo.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My dog ate my rubber dildo. "
lmao @ Laine hehehehehehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Or after you have shagged the vinegar bottle, then realise you ave put it on the table for your house guests the next day, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dog ate my rubber dildo. lmao @ Laine hehehehehehehe "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or after you have shagged the vinegar bottle, then realise you ave put it on the table for your house guests the next day, lol "

Nice on fish....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Or after you have shagged the vinegar bottle, then realise you ave put it on the table for your house guests the next day, lol "
vinegar bottle????? Have i led a sheltered life ? lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Or after you have shagged the vinegar bottle, then realise you ave put it on the table for your house guests the next day, lol vinegar bottle????? Have i led a sheltered life ? lol "

It was handy at the time.

And thick.

But after one man one jar - i prob wont be repeating the perfomance"!!!!

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I even had to go to the prosthetics clinic ( before my reconstruction ) with a soggy mess that had once been my right tit.... had to explain to laughing nurses that my pup had eaten my 'chicken fillet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter, when she was five, found my ankle bar harness on the floor beside my bed that I'd used with a sub playpal the night before and forgot to put it away. She came in holding it asking what it was. I had to make up something on the spot and all I could come up with was, "It's for people with wonky knees to help them walk straight."

She bought the story, but I know full well that when she's older she'll remember and know exactly what it is and think of her old dad as a proper perv.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Wishy that reminds me of a story when my little sis was only about 2.

She used to go into her mum and dads room in the mornings and get into bed.

ONE morning she gets into bed and finds her daddy's teeth half way down the bed.

"daddy why are your teeth down the bed??"

PMSL!!!

She still remembers that now too and she is now 17!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wishy that reminds me of a story when my little sis was only about 2.

She used to go into her mum and dads room in the mornings and get into bed.

ONE morning she gets into bed and finds her daddy's teeth half way down the bed.

"daddy why are your teeth down the bed??"

PMSL!!!

She still remembers that now too and she is now 17!!!!"

You just cant backtrack out of that one can you lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Or after you have shagged the vinegar bottle, then realise you ave put it on the table for your house guests the next day, lol vinegar bottle????? Have i led a sheltered life ? lol

It was handy at the time.

And thick.

But after one man one jar - i prob wont be repeating the perfomance"!!!!

lol xx"

I still have nightmares after opening that link

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