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What's made you laugh out loud today?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

For me its this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ

What about you?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

peter kay prog part two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby... He still makes me laugh every day, and after 24 years that's pretty good eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really bad joke!!! But it tickled me...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My hubby... He still makes me laugh every day, and after 24 years that's pretty good eh ? "
Thats bloody good going I would say!

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Thats nice to hear

Mine was waking up and the clock said i was a hour late for work.....i laughed then cried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me its this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ

What about you? "

Mecca bingo where Muslims go to bet, that made me snort tea. Oh dear.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"For me its this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ

What about you?

Mecca bingo where Muslims go to bet, that made me snort tea. Oh dear."
I think I snorted the whole way through, thing is I found it by accident!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I realised the reason everyone stopped talking at the video conference that I had set up. Yep - my web cam had slipped broadcasting my cleavage to all. Try and remain professional whilst trying not pissing yourself laughing is a skill I have yet to learn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, just not feeling it today but hopefully a smiley day tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A really bad joke!!! But it tickled me..."

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have alzheimer's

Beans on toast

I really should not laugh,but it tickled me.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"When I realised the reason everyone stopped talking at the video conference that I had set up. Yep - my web cam had slipped broadcasting my cleavage to all. Try and remain professional whilst trying not pissing yourself laughing is a skill I have yet to learn! "
Hahahahahaha! Its a mighty fine cleavage though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me its this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ

What about you?

Mecca bingo where Muslims go to bet, that made me snort tea. Oh dear.I think I snorted the whole way through, thing is I found it by accident! "

But did ya remember the 'kin milk...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics ..... "
I have my moments

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics ..... "
Were you doing pay per view again Peaches?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

the couple kissing for first time on 8cats out of ten the noo on 4..first laugh today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops cheesy lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby... He still makes me laugh every day, and after 24 years that's pretty good eh ? "

Lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics ..... Were you doing pay per view again Peaches? "

lol.......i dont have a cam ....it was a guy offering him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics ..... I have my moments "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some views shared in the single dads thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the couple kissing for first time on 8cats out of ten the noo on 4..first laugh today. "

Oh god..that was sooooo gross.

I would have divorced him straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did. Almost choked on my tea

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"the couple kissing for first time on 8cats out of ten the noo on 4..first laugh today.

Oh god..that was sooooo gross.

I would have divorced him straight away "
eh ?? she was the funniest

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You did. Almost choked on my tea "
My work here is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics ..... "

Made me chuckle too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You did. Almost choked on my tea My work here is done. "

almost choked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody stupid remark i made after doing "Her" my duty..you had to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics .....

Made me chuckle too. "

I PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB makes me laugh every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just been pointed out to me that a certain person made me laugh today.

This person shall remain nameless because of her bullying tactics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People make me laugh most they usually do I am fascinated at how some get so frustrated at times its almost comical and I wonder if steam comes out of their ears aka 1920's film stile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics .....

Made me chuckle too.

I PMSL "

Ha and then you prob pm'ed saying I have my wang out, come on baby! Lets get it on! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics .....

Made me chuckle too.

I PMSL

Ha and then you prob pm'ed saying I have my wang out, come on baby! Lets get it on! Lol "

My wang as you so aptly put it has been tucked away all day I'll have you know young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics .....

Made me chuckle too.

I PMSL

Ha and then you prob pm'ed saying I have my wang out, come on baby! Lets get it on! Lol

My wang as you so aptly put it has been tucked away all day I'll have you know young lady "

Haha PP I just had too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics .....

Made me chuckle too.

I PMSL

Ha and then you prob pm'ed saying I have my wang out, come on baby! Lets get it on! Lol

My wang as you so aptly put it has been tucked away all day I'll have you know young lady

Haha PP I just had too! "

Oh did you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our 2 year old pulling her pull up pants down then proceeding to pretend to fart on everything from her teddys to her little sister was quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fenton the dog

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"our 2 year old pulling her pull up pants down then proceeding to pretend to fart on everything from her teddys to her little sister was quite funny "
Farts are always funny, my dog does loud ones then looks at his bum and runs off looking puzzled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat for some reason climbed into a carrier bag and got stuck in the handle and then ran off downstairs trying to get away from it .... it was funny and went on a for a bit cos she wouldnt let me catch her to take it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6week old baby pulling some funny faces was the cutest thing and made me chuckle

MissD

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My 6week old baby pulling some funny faces was the cutest thing and made me chuckle

MissD "
Congratulations to all! How lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being called weird in a really lovely way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"our 2 year old pulling her pull up pants down then proceeding to pretend to fart on everything from her teddys to her little sister was quite funny Farts are always funny, my dog does loud ones then looks at his bum and runs off looking puzzled. "

Haha the little sister looked puzzled when she had a naked bum waving in her face

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

I saw this story on Facebook, posted by Dawn French. I read it almost an hour ago and it's still got me giggling.

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 6week old baby pulling some funny faces was the cutest thing and made me chuckle

MissD Congratulations to all! How lovely xx"

Thank you...he is the reason we have not been as vocal on the forum recently....he is the biggest time waster ever lose hours just looking at him lol!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I saw this story on Facebook, posted by Dawn French. I read it almost an hour ago and it's still got me giggling.

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in.. "
Hahahaha, that's funny!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My 6week old baby pulling some funny faces was the cutest thing and made me chuckle

MissD Congratulations to all! How lovely xx

Thank you...he is the reason we have not been as vocal on the forum recently....he is the biggest time waster ever lose hours just looking at him lol!!"
The best waste of time ever, so happy for you all....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandson singing to me..... happy birthday Noona and I think you're going to be veeeery old today...... ahhhh ye gotta love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cameron trying to look & sound like he actually gave a shit about flood victims; near sincerity had me in fits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme you've just made me cry with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone posting a thread that said Engerlund would win the world cup! I'm still chuckling at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reaction of Man Utd fans to Pellegrini saying City are the biggest club in Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones status....again

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Letsbe found me getting hit in the boob at close range with a nerf dart at the local country park laugh out loud funny today!!!

After he made sure I was OK of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease and Temptation And a pic she sent me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease and Temptation And a pic she sent me today "

I have been the recipient of a couple of her loon piccies tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease and Temptation And a pic she sent me today

I have been the recipient of a couple of her loon piccies tonight!! "

Pahaha I'm in bits!! She's a legend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease and Temptation And a pic she sent me today

I have been the recipient of a couple of her loon piccies tonight!! "

me too !!!! shes a bad girlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the comments on Topsys thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tease and Temptation And a pic she sent me today

I have been the recipient of a couple of her loon piccies tonight!!

Pahaha I'm in bits!! She's a legend x"

Bonkers! And I thought I was special pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha someone's gonna have a sore head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought of Minxie in a spinning class

Is making my eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha someone's gonna have a sore head "

Ill say!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being offered a three piece suite and the police pulling up

Oh dear byeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being offered a three piece suite and the police pulling up

Oh dear byeeeee"

Its ok i got Bail

Bill de Burglar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V texting me and telling me she just lay down in bed and smacked her head on the headboard.

i couldnt help myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger all

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I made myself laugh I often do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House of fools bbc2.. Beef has me in stiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kg.

The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as much as men.

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire post.

The man is still looking at his thumb.

This had me in stitches as I was trsnsfixed by my thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kg.

The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as much as men.

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire post.

The man is still looking at his thumb.

This had me in stitches as I was trsnsfixed by my thumb "

Hehe thank you this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was even funnier as I listened to it being read to me and didn't get past the thumb line...I was creased up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kg.

The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as much as men.

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire post.

The man is still looking at his thumb.

This had me in stitches as I was

trsnsfixed by my thumb "

It's official; after stringent tests under laboratory conditions ...................... your thumb reference was wrong!!

.......now, where did I put that alcohol container?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was even funnier as I listened to it being read to me and didn't get past the thumb line...I was creased up "

I'm going to be looking at mens thumbs a lot more now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was even funnier as I listened to it being read to me and didn't get past the thumb line...I was creased up

I'm going to be looking at mens thumbs a lot more now "

I bet...however there are alternative ways to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kg.

The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as much as men.

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire post.

The man is still looking at his thumb.

This had me in stitches as I was

trsnsfixed by my thumb

It's official; after stringent tests under laboratory conditions ...................... your thumb reference was wrong!!

.......now, where did I put that alcohol container? "

No worries your lynx can will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was even funnier as I listened to it being read to me and didn't get past the thumb line...I was creased up

I'm going to be looking at mens thumbs a lot more now

I bet...however there are alternative ways to find out "

Not if I'm walking down the street etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me its this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ

What about you? "

Show us your goalies gloves!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few today .. But one thing sticks in my head and it's a picture that really really tickled me , soooo I sent it on to a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a similar vein to Femme, this made me chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7jyXCQ2Zc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a similar vein to Femme, this made me chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7jyXCQ2Zc

"

Omg.. welcome back xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha someone's gonna have a sore head

Ill say!!! "

Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha someone's gonna have a sore head

Ill say!!!

Ugh "

MORNING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha someone's gonna have a sore head

Ill say!!!

Ugh

MORNING! "

Shhhhh that's mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a similar vein to Femme, this made me chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7jyXCQ2Zc

Omg.. welcome back xxxx"

Thank you, nice to be back. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha someone's gonna have a sore head

Ill say!!!

Ugh

MORNING!

Shhhhh that's mean "

Haha! Did you sniff the curtains?x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"In a similar vein to Femme, this made me chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7jyXCQ2Zc

Omg.. welcome back xxxx

Thank you, nice to be back. xxx"

Laine, welcome back. I hope you are well?

I had three things make me laugh out loud today.

Walking the dog I threw a stick for him that ended up in a pile of shredded tree (I'm terrible at throwing). He ran straight into the middle of this pile of ex-tree and was looking for a stick in amongst lots of sticks. He came out with one bit of wood looked around and rejected it. It went on for ages until he found a bit he was happy with.

Walking the dog in the park we walked towards a woman with a toddler. She said look at the woof woof and the toddler looked at her and said "it doggy not woof woof".

Finally, I read my nephew's essay on the Industrial Revolution. He managed to include Luis Suarez in his argument for the benefits of the Industrial Revolution.

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