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Have you ever faked an Orgasm?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

More aimed at the guys on here but happy for women to post too. So come on and fess up. Have you ever faked an orgasm?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Yes - but it was in the supermarket

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Yes - but it was in the supermarket "

More-reasons by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time when I was married!

Don't now, if they don't push the buttons straight of they have to stay and practice til they do lol!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Many moons ago i used to on a regular basis with my ex partner

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Yes, in a restaurant, re-enacted that scene from When Harry met Sally

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

not in a play situation, but hell yes when i was married and it was falling apart

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No men have fessed up yet...eh ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell, iv faked full relationships lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not that i remember

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There must be loads of female fakers as there are some men who wouldn’t know a lady orgasm if it came with a fanfare and red ribbon tied to it…. I slightly lifted a buttock once as I thought I had a condom wrapper stuck to it and the guy thought he’d brought me off

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Men can fake it just as much as us women - just when you take off the empty condom and you realise they didny actually come, per say.

Still all good fun tho - unless like above posts and in marriage situ and ###have to fake it

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"There must be loads of female fakers as there are some men who wouldn’t know a lady orgasm if it came with a fanfare and red ribbon tied to it…. I slightly lifted a buttock once as I thought I had a condom wrapper stuck to it and the guy thought he’d brought me off "

hahahaha!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Yes I have "
why, when how?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

We know a man who did, as his wife liked to talk about what shopping she was going to get the next day and how the ceiling needed painting.....so he faked it and pretended he had cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I have why, when how? "

I just got bored and faked one, just one of those things it sounded like a good idea at the time but I got bored and thought it best to fake one rather than hurt her feelings

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"There must be loads of female fakers as there are some men who wouldn’t know a lady orgasm if it came with a fanfare and red ribbon tied to it…. I slightly lifted a buttock once as I thought I had a condom wrapper stuck to it and the guy thought he’d brought me off "
he was probably finished,and looking for any excuse to get off. seriously i think most guys have.we only have so much cum,and sometimes you want the night to go on.a friend told me this ha ha ha.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Yes I have why, when how?

I just got bored and faked one, just one of those things it sounded like a good idea at the time but I got bored and thought it best to fake one rather than hurt her feelings "

Better to do that than suffer friction burns from going too fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a problem making a man cum but in general women don't.

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

i didnt fake it as say, but she was that crap i just got up and walked out, fs sandpaper would have give me a better bj. thanks for this topic you have made me think of my WORST ever sex again i hate thinking of it cus the girl was gorjus but the sex omg talk about not having a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no!

It takes me all my time to hold back!

XXXX

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

God yeah for about 15 years!!! actually thought it was fictional, now know better

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve "

Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve

Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction "

Men react far more than a woman if you do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve

Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction "

Or held a mirror over her face!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve

Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction

Or held a mirror over her face! "

Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve

Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction

Or held a mirror over her face!

Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin "

There is nothing wrong with a little bit of gothic type play.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve

Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction

Or held a mirror over her face!

Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin

There is nothing wrong with a little bit of gothic type play."
shes the first person ive heard of,whos keen to get into a coffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep i have

It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.

My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.

Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.

Steve

Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction

Or held a mirror over her face!

Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin

There is nothing wrong with a little bit of gothic type play.shes the first person ive heard of,whos keen to get into a coffin. "

I had a meet with an undertaker and it was a different arena to play in. I have to point out that there were no body's present at the time though.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Another guilty party here, although technically I faked premature ejaculation to get out of a situation.

"I think I just jizzed on your leg" isn't very credible though....so I presume I was busted although nothing was said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cos ive never had one, faked enjoyment with ex though but then he was selfish in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only faked an orgasm on a university radio to end a show, lol.. but in reality when having sex or oral if a guys not doing something right i tell him i never fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had to fake one yet. Ok done the harry met sally bit in the pub for a laugh.

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