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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had a sniffle and a chesty cough for a few days now. It's a bit like the rubbish colds that ladys complain they have and "carry on regardless!". but im sure i'll get over it pretty soon,(Thanks for your concern).

It's not the proper flu that generally affects us men. "scientists have proven now that the male immune systems come under far greater stress and attack when they have a cold and should be nursed with lots of love and care back to full health!". "(daily Male Jan 2014), their words not mine.

This is wonderful news for us men. If ladies can understand how seriously ill we become when we have a cold then maybe, just maybe, females can learn to put the seat back up on the toilet when they have finished. fingers crossed fellar's!

Yours,

Mr Dragonsauce xxx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've had a sniffle and a chesty cough for a few days now. It's a bit like the rubbish colds that ladys complain they have and "carry on regardless!". but im sure i'll get over it pretty soon,(Thanks for your concern).

It's not the proper flu that generally affects us men. "scientists have proven now that the male immune systems come under far greater stress and attack when they have a cold and should be nursed with lots of love and care back to full health!". "(daily Male Jan 2014), their words not mine.

This is wonderful news for us men. If ladies can understand how seriously ill we become when we have a cold then maybe, just maybe, females can learn to put the seat back up on the toilet when they have finished. fingers crossed fellar's!

Yours,

Mr Dragonsauce xxx

"

Good try whingey bags!

How about you learn to put the seat UP and then back down again when you are done ?

AND try getting your tissues in the bin!

While im at it .....wipe your pee dribbles up ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i get a cold hubby says a bj will help

thinking about it he says that nomatter what is up with me

im now realising that he might be lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if i get a cold hubby says a bj will help

thinking about it he says that nomatter what is up with me

im now realising that he might be lying "

no he's not lying, it really helps..alot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a sniffle and a chesty cough for a few days now. It's a bit like the rubbish colds that ladys complain they have and "carry on regardless!". but im sure i'll get over it pretty soon,(Thanks for your concern).

It's not the proper flu that generally affects us men. "scientists have proven now that the male immune systems come under far greater stress and attack when they have a cold and should be nursed with lots of love and care back to full health!". "(daily Male Jan 2014), their words not mine.

This is wonderful news for us men. If ladies can understand how seriously ill we become when we have a cold then maybe, just maybe, females can learn to put the seat back up on the toilet when they have finished. fingers crossed fellar's!

Yours,

Mr Dragonsauce xxx

"

Hear hear!!

*coughs & splutters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a sniffle and a chesty cough for a few days now. It's a bit like the rubbish colds that ladys complain they have and "carry on regardless!". but im sure i'll get over it pretty soon,(Thanks for your concern).

It's not the proper flu that generally affects us men. "scientists have proven now that the male immune systems come under far greater stress and attack when they have a cold and should be nursed with lots of love and care back to full health!". "(daily Male Jan 2014), their words not mine.

This is wonderful news for us men. If ladies can understand how seriously ill we become when we have a cold then maybe, just maybe, females can learn to put the seat back up on the toilet when they have finished. fingers crossed fellar's!

Yours,

Mr Dragonsauce xxx

Hear hear!!

*coughs & splutters "

be brave bro! we can change them if we all stick together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting my 5th week with mine. Will cave and go doctors soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a sniffle and a chesty cough for a few days now. It's a bit like the rubbish colds that ladys complain they have and "carry on regardless!". but im sure i'll get over it pretty soon,(Thanks for your concern).

It's not the proper flu that generally affects us men. "scientists have proven now that the male immune systems come under far greater stress and attack when they have a cold and should be nursed with lots of love and care back to full health!". "(daily Male Jan 2014), their words not mine.

This is wonderful news for us men. If ladies can understand how seriously ill we become when we have a cold then maybe, just maybe, females can learn to put the seat back up on the toilet when they have finished. fingers crossed fellar's!

Yours,

Mr Dragonsauce xxx

"

They will never learn to put the seat back up on the toilet they have to sit on it fully down to put their tenna pad in. Strange there is no equivalent fol old ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if i get a cold hubby says a bj will help

thinking about it he says that nomatter what is up with me

im now realising that he might be lying "

'Nnooooo' it's not just full of vitamins, it's also packed with antiviral & antibacterial properties - tut tut!!

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