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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I bid 1p for rusticules

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im not for sale lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kin hell who wants paying to take my hubby

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"kin hell who wants paying to take my hubby "

I bid 1/2 penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kin hell who wants paying to take my hubby

I bid 1/2 penny

sold and theres witnesses so pay up and come collect him

and its sold as seen

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By *ammyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2p"

or not 2p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into water sports thanks

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By *ammyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

That's a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can we do with them if we buy them or they buy us ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I bid 1p for rusticules

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I will raise you a giant Jaffa cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we bidding on?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What are we bidding on?

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Well Cheeky chops started bidding on Rusty.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What can we do with them if we buy them or they buy us ?

arrange a meet have a coffee have sex whatever takes your fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can we do with them if we buy them or they buy us ?

arrange a meet have a coffee have sex whatever takes your fancy

£5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can we do with them if we buy them or they buy us ?

arrange a meet have a coffee have sex whatever takes your fancy

Woohoo sounds good

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So you bid on a fellow fab person and they can agree your bid and well the rest is up to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm putting Luke up for auction!

Preferably would like to swap with someone who will do my ironing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free to a good woman x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it only blokes up for auction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I'm putting Luke up for auction!

Preferably would like to swap with someone who will do my ironing for me

will have to pass I hate ironing

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Who's rusticules? I need to look the place my bid hehe

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Is it only blokes up for auction?

I think we're all up for auction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only blokes up for auction?

I think we're all up for auction!"

Think its everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only blokes up for auction?

I think we're all up for auction!"

I bid 300 drachma for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could this be a charitable thing?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Is it only blokes up for auction?

I think we're all up for auction!

I bid 300 drachma for you then

For me??

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By *ammyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm. I'm going to gather all my coppers together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only blokes up for auction?

I think we're all up for auction!

I bid 300 drachma for you then

For me??

Yes you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you guys take broken goods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid 1p for rusticules

Only 1p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid 1p for rusticules

I will raise you a giant Jaffa cake.

Now you're talking

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I bid 1p for rusticules

Only 1p

ok 2p

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid 1p for rusticules

Only 1p

At least it's a bid and in Uk currency

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Could this be a charitable thing? "

what like a charity shag?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Throws _isscheekychops 20p...up your bid girl quick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting myself up

Starting bid 1p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid 1p for rusticules

I will raise you a giant Jaffa cake.

Now you're talking

10p and a ok of jaffa cakes ?

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

I cant get given away for free, so im sure no one is gonna bid on me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol

It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting myself up

Starting bid 1p

Sure tour raise more than that

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could this be a charitable thing?

what like a charity shag?

Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid 1p for rusticules

Only 1p

ok 2p

You not figured that Jaffa cakes work better than pennies

Oh and brew works to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could this be a charitable thing?

what like a charity shag?

Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches "

Id give 50p to spank that ass

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol

It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere

I'm sure I've got some rubles somewhere in the house hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ? "

Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm free to a good woman x"

I am free but only to a bad boy

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol

It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere

Would have been worth 72p

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ? "

I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!

Miss calculation please excuse me! That's 6.43 pairs per day !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!

Because I'm a centipede with some legs missing lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!

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If you need to ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!

Miss calculation please excuse me! That's 6.43 pairs per day !!

I won't mention the boots then add another 12 pairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs "

Of course sir !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!

Because I'm a centipede with some legs missing lol"

Errm? Don't cum from Cuba do you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for it lol can send pics if requested and.. I can ...Hoover ...wash dishes ...iron ...and lick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting myself up

Starting bid 1p

3p and a pack of fizzy Cola bottles for.the window licker!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!

Because I'm a centipede with some legs missing lol"

I had images of being able to recreate a scene from the human centipede then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up for it lol can send pics if requested and.. I can ...Hoover ...wash dishes ...iron ...and lick lol

Might grab my purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol

It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere

I'm sure I've got some rubles somewhere in the house hehe

Worth more than Drachma if you've got 300 that's worth £5.10.

Tell you what I'll throw in a 1972 Wagon Wheel from my memorabilia box too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid whatever enigmatic wants whit whoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve

Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs

Of course sir ! "
Yay I have a new slave!

Report to my house immediately and wait outside until I decide to return please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol

Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway whose running this bloody auction anyway...it's chaos in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm putting myself up

Starting bid 1p

3p and a pack of fizzy Cola bottles for.the window licker!

£1 a box of fizzy cola bottles and a weekend with you

I am your window licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting myself up for bids if anyone is interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up for it lol can send pics if requested and.. I can ...Hoover ...wash dishes ...iron ...and lick lol

Might grab my purse "

Can't send pic to you to see what you think I'm worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs

Of course sir ! Yay I have a new slave!

Report to my house immediately and wait outside until I decide to return please"

Prefer the word. Sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol

Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?

Most certainly.....what would you like...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway whose running this bloody auction anyway...it's chaos in here

Who's*

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Might manage a quick whip round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol

Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?

Most certainly.....what would you like...? "
most things sweet

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have some red velvet cupcakes with Pineapple frosting left over from the weekend, if anyones interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve

Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans "

Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some red velvet cupcakes with Pineapple frosting left over from the weekend, if anyones interested?

Hmmm tempted

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have some red velvet cupcakes with Pineapple frosting left over from the weekend, if anyones interested?

Hmmm tempted

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One has floor fluff on it as I dropped it.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

" Free to a good home

Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain

I do come with lots of baggage.

Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???

Do I get fed an watered ?

I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs

Of course sir ! Yay I have a new slave!

Report to my house immediately and wait outside until I decide to return please

Prefer the word. Sub

works for me, you'll find that I'm a caring master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol

Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?

Most certainly.....what would you like...? most things sweet

I drink lots of pineapple juice and my liquidity is good

I'll offer 300 Philippines Pesos plus I'll throw in some chocolate sauce too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some red velvet cupcakes with Pineapple frosting left over from the weekend, if anyones interested?

Hmmm tempted

One has floor fluff on it as I dropped it.

Woohoo! can't beat a bit of fibre in your diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol

Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?

Most certainly.....what would you like...? most things sweet

I'll do You strawberries and cream if I can have a slice of your pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bid 1p for rusticules

I'm skint, can I thumb wrestle you for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could this be a charitable thing?

what like a charity shag?

Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches "

Can I donate myself to IO.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could this be a charitable thing?

what like a charity shag?

Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches

Can I donate myself to IO.....

Quickly checks what other foreign currency he'll never use again to bid....

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm free to a good home

Grab your coat

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"So you bid on a fellow fab person and they can agree your bid and well the rest is up to you...

A bag of frozen chips to go with the peas and we can have the Bacon on a butty in the morning lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve

Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans

Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top

It's a zip lol

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"kin hell who wants paying to take my hubby "
LOL sell him to a tv/TS serves him right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid 12p and a chippy dinner for _isscheekychops!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe not 1 bid lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I bid 12p and a chippy dinner for _isscheekychops!!

Aww what an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve

Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans

Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top

It's a zip lol "

I was distracted by a couple of things

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I bid 1p for rusticules

Rusticles is worth much more! I bid a nice meal at the local Harvester's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Specail K is worth a £1 of anyones money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve

Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans

Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top

It's a zip lol

I was distracted by a couple of things

Really ? The red a bit bright ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could this be a charitable thing?

what like a charity shag?

Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches

Can I donate myself to IO.....

Give yourself to me, I will own you.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Could this be a charitable thing?

what like a charity shag?

Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches

Can I donate myself to IO.....

Give yourself to me, I will own you. "

After I own that sock...and the leg...and the thigh...oooooooh and that ass too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£29 for Cheekychops to cook my dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve

Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans

Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top

It's a zip lol

I was distracted by a couple of things

Really ? The red a bit bright ??

....Love your profile as gave me a giggle

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"£29 for Cheekychops to cook my dinner

No money could buy this lady's attention!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm more a freecycle fabster. As seen and offered to the first person that can come and collect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could this be a charitable thing?

what like a charity shag?

Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches

Can I donate myself to IO.....

Give yourself to me, I will own you. "

Excellent....off to pack my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Specail K is worth a £1 of anyones money

Lmao thank you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"£29 for Cheekychops to cook my dinner

Sold lol

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Me and a dish of chilli pasta bake are up for grabs as we're not appreciated around here *sniff sniff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I get for a rather large batch of belly button fluff?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What can I get for a rather large batch of belly button fluff? "

A lick and a slap on your bum and a bum fluffer if you ask nicelu! Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goes to see how much is in the penny jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have some Haribo tangfastics and some Moaom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I get for a rather large batch of belly button fluff?

A lick and a slap on your bum and a bum fluffer if you ask nicelu! Will that do?

Hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh who can I bid for? I see a few, can we bid on

More than one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£29 for Cheekychops to cook my dinner

Sold lol

I raise it to £29.00 and a kebab

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m bidding a pair of White boxer trunks for miss bambi. p+p ( thats penis package) extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk is cheap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how much to do your cleaning naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better check purse might be someone to bid on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I get for a rather large batch of belly button fluff? "

Funky knocking on yer door

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Does anyone take American Express?b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone take American Express?b

Depends where you are planning to swipe it

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING

Can I add myself to the auction please?

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