FabSwingers.com forum: What's the story

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So I will start and the next person will write a sentence to follow on from the previous poster....

Once upon a time in a sex shop....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a empty crisp packet on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just any old crisp packet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just any old crisp packet though"

But a magic packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This crisp packet was shaking and stunk of prawns

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This crisp packet was shaking and stunk of prawns

I found this out when i smelt my fishy fingers

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

suddenly he thought could i actually be related to Gary lineker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did have rather big ears

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"He did have rather big ears"
But they were magic ears that could....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be used to breath through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was then a couple entered the store with a wierd fetish for used crisp packets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't use it as a condom "she yelled"

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

She wants it up the pooper

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"She wants it up the pooper "
as she has run out of exlax.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"She wants it up the pooper as she has run out of exlax.

suddenly there is a cry people look around and she has shit her pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wants it up the pooper as she has run out of exlax.

suddenly there is a cry people look around and she has shit her pants "

Which had started to run onto the floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick bring me the crisp packet she shouts

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

told you curry flavour was dodgey

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

He pulls out his cock out of her arse and tells her suck it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she replies im flexible but theres no way i can suck my own arse

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

but i do like to suck gob stoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was at that moment i saw the changing room

and the outfits to try on

it couldnt be could it yes it its mr bens changing room

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The gimp mask zip was glistening in the artificial light....

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I could just imagine the wearer eating crisps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i knew the crisp crumbs in the gimp mask would make me itch but i put it on anyway

it was salty inside but not from crisps

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