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"OO NOTTS your very real and that's a lot here . ![]() ![]() Lol nice to see a friendly face this morning ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time. I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet. So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone. Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us. Don't despair ![]() Your doing well then ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time. I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet. So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone. Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us. Don't despair ![]() Lol, do we have to want that exact criteria! ![]() | |||
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time. I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet. So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone. Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us. Don't despair ![]() ![]() And what exactly in that description is not to like ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tell 'em like it is OP ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sometimes we get messages along the lines of " can we meet now" or "fancy a fuck this morning" kind of thing. And sometimes I play along and reply back "yes what time can you get here". This is always returned with "can I see your face photos please"... Looks like some of these guys are also being too fussy ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time. I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet. So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone. Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us. Don't despair ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time. I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet. So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone. Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us. Don't despair ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Still, as you can see from my daily fucktard count, people can't read simple BLOCK CAPITAL SENTENCES (2 OF THEM!) people still chance their arm...so fuck them I say, im sticking to my guns and blocking the numpties who refuse to read a profile! ![]() I politely thank them for reading my profile ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time. I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet. So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone. Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us. Don't despair ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You like gayers...ewwww ![]() | |||
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"I couldn't agree more with this thread....smoking vodka guzzler here too hehe ![]() Im the smoking "gin" guzzler here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I couldn't agree more with this thread....smoking vodka guzzler here too hehe ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohhhh ,i missed out the wobbly tum and big arse ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet. Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic ![]() No chance of a Sympathy Beer then ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet. Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic ![]() Very true, its a positive attitude despite your flaws that get you noticed .... ![]() | |||
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet. Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic ![]() ![]() ![]() Well as our couple meet rate is so crap I don't suppose we can refuse ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet. Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cork ? blimey you are poshe, We usually buy those industrial sized plonk in a box and a Part 7 gallon ...*Hic* | |||
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"Tell 'em like it is OP ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet. Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Okay I was trying to impress you - screw cap ![]() | |||
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"Tell 'em like it is OP ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And talking of percentages we get around 20% of our meets go to our neighbours house first ![]() | |||
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"Im a vodka guzzler smoker lol *swoon* marry me ![]() name a place and ill be there ![]() | |||
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet. Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm impressed if the Bottle doesnt have Sarsons on the Label ![]() | |||
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" Okay we will lower our standards, put the cork back in the wine bottle and open a tinny ![]() ![]() ![]() If you caught gay you'd be perfect for us ![]() | |||
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"Crikey, so your neighbours get 20& hit rate without even joining !" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Our very grumpy profile puts off most of those that actually bother to read it ![]() I don't read it I just perve the pics ![]() | |||
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"Our very grumpy profile puts off most of those that actually bother to read it ![]() ![]() We just had a large influx of mail; I'm guessing from this post! | |||
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"Our very grumpy profile puts off most of those that actually bother to read it ![]() ![]() Nom nom feast your eyes guys then get in their inbox ![]() | |||
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"Im a vodka guzzler smoker lol " Always a cracking combination that ![]() | |||
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"Crikey, so your neighbours get 20& hit rate without even joining ! ![]() ![]() Think yourself lucky, my neighbours neighbour is a psycho. I just luve electro ferapy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Our very grumpy profile puts off most of those that actually bother to read it ![]() ![]() Its amazing what a bit of advertising does for the hitrate ! (Nice Jaaaaag (as Clarkson would say) by the way) | |||
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time. I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet. So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone. Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us. Don't despair ![]() ![]() | |||
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" (Nice Jaaaaag (as Clarkson would say) by the way)" If only it were ours!! | |||
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"It takes time to arrange things on here. Let's say we have a party or a GB it can take me at least a whole day if not more of messaging... And I mean solidly sat at laptop replying and answering questions. Again from initial messaging to people that actually show I'd say this is 50% max. Most of the people likely to show up are the ones who email closest to the event time. Probably after agreeing they went back and checked out profile properly ![]() Good to know it's not just us that happens to! x | |||
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