FabSwingers.com forum: favourite chat up line????

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come along people and throw us your best and worst chat up lines...they can be ones you use or had used on you...see who can come up with the best lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come along people and throw us your best and worst chat up lines...they can be ones you use or had used on you...see who can come up with the best lol....

What do I win?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you on Fab ? Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to spend the night with you...when a woman says it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you dancing?

No!

Will you hold my pint while I go for a shit then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giz a go of ya!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Is it just me, or does this rag smell of chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pants, coz I can see myself in there! :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those space pants? Cos your arse is out of this world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you were a light in my bedroom, i'd turn you on every night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know what the prize is first?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have used this one. "Do you want to come back to ours and fuck me? " . It worked!

Amber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, you're ugly, fancy a sympathy shag??

Nice shoes, fancy a fuck??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me, or does this rag smell of chloroform?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cos you must have landed fucking hard

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Do you believe in love at first site or do you want me to walk past again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I am fit and got abs, fancy some fun lol.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"if you were a light in my bedroom, i'd turn you on every night."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to play strip poker?

You strip and I'll Poke ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cos you must have landed fucking hard"

I've had someone say that to me.

Seriously I was about 20 years old and I thought she was trying to be funny.

I was in a club and I misunderstood what she said and I walked off.

My mate was in earshot of it and asked me wtf I was doing...

Never saw her again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cos you must have landed fucking hard

I've had someone say that to me.

Seriously I was about 20 years old and I thought she was trying to be funny.

I was in a club and I misunderstood what she said and I walked off.

My mate was in earshot of it and asked me wtf I was doing...

Never saw her again.

And here I am

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Once overheard a guy say to a girl in a club...."Hope you've got a crash helmet at home luv, because you're going through the headboard tonight" LOL.

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hello......are you a parking ticket?.....because you have FINE written all over you! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat, you've pulled,

eventually works, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your face is like a peach....football peach!

Your teeth are like stars they come out at night!

Two great things come from Manchester beautiful women and football players!! ..what position do you play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress woukd look good..... on my bedroom floor. ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cervix is on fire, let my hose put it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do yiu like wine gumes?

Wined your gums around this (point to cock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a knife!!

Now get in the boot I'm taking you home.

Not tried it yet so not sure if it'll work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fuck on first dates !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have pet insurance? Hope so because im going to destroy your pussy tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Welsh mate of mine used to walk up to ladies and in a soft Soutb Wales with a deep tone "My name's Bryn and I've got a boat". Very successful. I must say we did have a yacht we were using....a company yacht we could hire for a fiver for a weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

~Ere Luv stick some of this up ya ooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have pet insurance? Hope so because im going to destroy your pussy tonight

This ones the best so far.....bloody brilliant lol

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Best one i had was last week in a blinds shop....the young girl said to me and i swear on my life im not lying....

Do you want to be my friend with benefits . .cheeky girl.

Her mate was on the internet looking at plenty of fish ..hasten to add i keep turning up at the shop ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you dancing?

No!

Will you hold my pint while I go for a shit then?"

PMSL (sorry on your shoes!). Shows my sense of humour!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

This maybe premature,,,,, but yours is the prettiest face I ve cum across,,

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