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Jokes you can't tell, or type, anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was in a leading supermarket this afternoon, and a gay guy at the deli counter asked for 400g of salami. The assistant asked if he wanted it sliced.

"asbsolutely not, what do you think i am, a money box?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a cucumber on bookface yesterday!

*i still don't do bookface - Fox told me the joke - honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jokes you cant tell, or type, will get you a looooong ban, so probably not best to join in with this thread.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Enters room...reads thread...say nothing and leaves

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Whats brown and sticky? Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

A stick! Z

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

I didn't think you were allowed to tell jokes anymore. Someone is always offended, or should it be people get offended on other peoples behalf!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Justin Moorhouse said it well at a gig. He said that after the show he's happy to chat, but if someone wants to tell him the sort of joke that you have to look left and right before you tell, then don't bother, as he's not interested.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Justin Moorhouse said it well at a gig. He said that after the show he's happy to chat, but if someone wants to tell him the sort of joke that you have to look left and right before you tell, then don't bother, as he's not interested. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A stick! Z"

What's brown and sticky and won't come back?

ps nowt to do with Syria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Justin Moorhouse said it well at a gig. He said that after the show he's happy to chat, but if someone wants to tell him the sort of joke that you have to look left and right before you tell, then don't bother, as he's not interested. "

Jimmy Carr always tries to go 'one better' on the offensive joke scale with the crowd. Interesting to see who laughs, who groans - and the odd few who actually look shocked!

Seen him a fair few times and I'm yet to be offended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was a thread about the XXXX and some XXXX concerning XXXXXXX taste

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I reckon three quarters of the jokes I know would have me banned from the Friends Of Ferguson Heritage website if I posted them on there!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

One of my faves is "I used to be a necrophiliac until this rotten cunt split on me"...

I read sickiepedia and some of the jokes on there cause me to use the "unexpected anal" smiley

It's called sickiepedia for a good reason!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"I reckon three quarters of the jokes I know would have me banned from the Friends Of Ferguson Heritage website if I posted them on there! "

One I had removed with a warning from the FOFH site was the one about certain Asian persons dying at an incedent at a certain international supermarket. The punchline was the supermarket`s advertising slogan. Wwork it out for yourselves or PM me for the whole joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped sickipedia when I got a whole string of unfunny racist jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankie Boyle does it for me

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