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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean, really. what idiot came up with the word "penis" anyway. there's just no way to say it without it sounding really murky or dismal.

one assumes they'd used up all the good words for other anatomical labels first.. arm, elbow, nipple.. Heck, even "anus" sounds better.

Its was clearly an afterthought, after only the truly shockingly low-rent labels were left, which in my view totally explains "penis" and "scrotum".

theyre so bad, they can't even be used for anything else.. I mean, ever been on the receiving end of the long penis of the law? or ever had to get to the scrotum of the matter?

I'm suspecting not.

disappointed with the name choice.something like "spanger" ininstead of penis, and perhaps "thassock" for scrotum. maybe.

while I'm at I might as well express dissatisfaction with "sperm" too.

Jesus Christ. Ffs.

end rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crude but better i think.

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

Penis is way better a word than vagina ....gross hate it cringe even writing it !!!!

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

I love cock !!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Jesus Christ. Ffs. "

I don't think it was much to do with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably Latin for useless length of wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis is way better a word than vagina ....gross hate it cringe even writing it !!!!"

I have a friend that insists on calling it a vagina as its such a gross word!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably Latin for useless length of wood "

Nooooooo. That's canis testic...

hang on a mo, i'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Crude but better i think."

oh agree, how did the "peni" ffocus group (henceforth to be identified as the PFG) allow that to slip through their grasp eh?

"wanger" at least conveys rigidity and sort of waving around a bit, which implies some sort of time tumescence and therefore size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Crude but better i think.

oh agree, how did the "peni" ffocus group (henceforth to be identified as the PFG) allow that to slip through their grasp eh?

"wanger" at least conveys rigidity and sort of waving around a bit, which implies some sort of time tumescence and therefore size? "

wanger sounds too musical

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I mean, really. what idiot came up with the word "penis" anyway. there's just no way to say it without it sounding really murky or dismal.

one assumes they'd used up all the good words for other anatomical labels first.. arm, elbow, nipple.. Heck, even "anus" sounds better.

Its was clearly an afterthought, after only the truly shockingly low-rent labels were left, which in my view totally explains "penis" and "scrotum".

theyre so bad, they can't even be used for anything else.. I mean, ever been on the receiving end of the long penis of the law? or ever had to get to the scrotum of the matter?

I'm suspecting not.

disappointed with the name choice.something like "spanger" ininstead of penis, and perhaps "thassock" for scrotum. maybe.

while I'm at I might as well express dissatisfaction with "sperm" too.

Jesus Christ. Ffs.

end rant.

"

Haha, oh you are a troubled Squirrel indeed!! You need some kind of therapy, clearly....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Penis is way better a word than vagina ....gross hate it cringe even writing it !!!!"

agree. Luckily, it didn't get allocated "clunge" as the default term, but yeah. vagina. good god. really? even "v j j" cant mask the sorrow

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Crude but better i think.

oh agree, how did the "peni" ffocus group (henceforth to be identified as the PFG) allow that to slip through their grasp eh?

"wanger" at least conveys rigidity and sort of waving around a bit, which implies some sort of time tumescence and therefore size? "

Better than wiener, that always sounds, well, weeny..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wanger sounds too musical "

PMSL this has to be the quote of the year so far.. Hahahaha!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

without penis youd have no penetrative sex .. then where would we be .. all fucking each other with our cocks i suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanger" sounds more like it could be thrown around and would suit sadistic women, or masochistic men.

or indeed others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanger sounds too musical

PMSL this has to be the quote of the year so far.. Hahahaha!!! "

can I play with your wanger please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

"wanger" sounds more like it could be thrown around and would suit sadistic women, or masochistic men.

or indeed others. "

thrown hard enough it'd come back and hit you

maybe a wanger is a hunting tool...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

a Wanger sounds like a mancunian boomerang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"wanger" sounds more like it could be thrown around and would suit sadistic women, or masochistic men.

or indeed others.

thrown hard enough it'd come back and hit you

maybe a wanger is a hunting tool... "

well, throwing it soft wouldn't be very wise would it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originally Latin for Tail...;-)

Men have front tails, as women have front bottoms....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think you mean wagner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think you mean wagner"

Or Arse 'n Wenger...??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" a wanger is a hunting tool...

well, throwing it soft wouldn't be very wise would it?"

itd leave no marks if used to hit things.. forget rubber hoses.. dont make me resort to... the wanger of justice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"wanger" sounds more like it could be thrown around and would suit sadistic women, or masochistic men.

or indeed others.

thrown hard enough it'd come back and hit you

maybe a wanger is a hunting tool... "

there'll be a lot of starving men here then

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This has given me a good chuckle for the day x

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