FabSwingers.com forum: Mid life crisis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As from next week, mysteriousguy will be falling into his own personal mid life crisis.

Volunteers are needed to help alleviate the pain and suffering caused.

By donating just one blow job per month you can help put the smile back on his face.

Please give generously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, can i reserve July and August.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, can i reserve July and August.

Thanks.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Blimey I have offered to eat your donut what more do you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remember, your blowjob can make a huge difference to someone's wellbeing.

Donate today and make a man happy

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Shouldn't you be seeking some professional help, like a Counsellor??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do counsellors do bj's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do counsellors do bj's?"

You might have to pay them extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do counsellors do bj's?"

Only if they're Lib Dems.

Tories will fuck you.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Do counsellors do bj's?

Only if they're Lib Dems.

Tories will fuck you. "

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

gobble gobble !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are talking charity here

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Shall I send my lips over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reeks of desperation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me down for April un May. Cant say fairerthan rhat now xx

You aint having steak though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need chicken stock. My lips are out of service til further notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midlife? How old you expecting to live?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A crisis calls for desperate measures

A rib eye would be a nice bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crisis calls for desperate measures

A rib eye would be a nice bonus"

I've got 14 ribs and 3 eyes, Ok then, i'll throw in May too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you give Nectar points?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you give Nectar points?"

He needs a My Waitrose card. Can get free tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe View hasn't posted yet !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in to offer her psychoanalytic BJ experience. I get to appear and give you a BJ whilst you lay back on a couch and tell me of your dreams and worries, then if you've still not shot your load (unlikely, as I am a HIGHLY experienced practitioner) you can tell me what you'd like for tea or about your last puzzling dream.

One house rule, don't bring any Oedipus complexes along

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll stick to a blackjack thanks Tina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you give Nectar points?"
1 point per litre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i going through a midlife crisis? Or have i gone through it already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Depends on how much blood you have left to cough up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on how much blood you have left to cough up

I'm only 5'4 you know. I don't have that much blood in my body you know haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best give it a swerve in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best give it a swerve in that case "

Well, i can sure move my hips lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I am out of mercy fucks this decade, but may have a spare blow job hanging around. I will need your hormone levels testing, to ensure that you are fit for purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As from next week, mysteriousguy will be falling into his own personal mid life crisis.

Volunteers are needed to help alleviate the pain and suffering caused.

By donating just one blow job per month you can help put the smile back on his face.

Please give generously"

Just get rid of the family car, get a sports car, some decent clothes and the blow jobs will be flooding in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sports car no good

No room in the back, might get a Volvo for dogging

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