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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

When God had finished creating Scotland, He looked down on it with great satisfaction. Finally he called the Archangel Gabriel to have a look. "Just see," said God. "This is the best yet. Splendid mountains, beautiful scenery, brave men, fine women, nice cool weather. And I've given them beautiful music and a special drink called whisky. Try some."

Gabriel took an appreciative sip. "Excellent," he said. "But haven't you perhaps been too kind to them? Won't they be spoiled by all these things? Should there not be some drawback?"

"Just wait till you see the neighbours they're getting," said God

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.,YEE HA!!!!.. . .LETS GET FUKIN MALKIED!!!... .just a juice for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with the Norwegians?

Cracking people, on the whole, apart from the odd nutter.

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And was this gods name Alex per chance

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

No need to call me god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alex mucksalmond not Alec McMoffat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George went to his doctor and was told He only had six months to live....

Devastated, he asked the doctor what he could do...

"Move to Stalybridge.... It'll be the longest six months of your life..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George went to his doctor and was told He only had six months to live....

Devastated, he asked the doctor what he could do...

"Move to Stalybridge.... It'll be the longest six months of your life..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man goes to his Dr, is examined and the Dr says, I have some bad news and some really bad news for you.

Ooooh err, the man says, gulping, what's the bad news?

You only have six months to live, says the Dr.

Ooooooooooooo err, what's the really bad news?

I should have told you last September.

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