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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Following on from Polo's single women thread Operation Awesome is officially launched. Do your part

1. Motto needed. We have had "every cock's a knock" suggested but can we improve on this?

2. Uniform. Suggestions for an Operation Awesome uniform and insignia needed.

3. Message. We need a winning message to post to men to get them to agree to a Friday and/or Saturday meet.

4. Targets. We need an ambitious and challenging target with KPIs for monitoring purposes.

Men your physical and virtual input is essential to the success of this campaign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a search for awesome guys like me?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

in an Oliver styled approach 'please may I have some more'.............

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is it a search for awesome guys like me?"

The search element is important but we have to get the mission plan in place. Friday isn't that far away.

Maybe a crack team is needed to work on identifying targets?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"in an Oliver styled approach 'please may I have some more'............. "

We can use you on quality control. Your ability to size up a decent cock is legendary.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"in an Oliver styled approach 'please may I have some more'.............

We can use you on quality control. Your ability to size up a decent cock is legendary.

"

indeed it is

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I can help with number 3.

I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....

"Want a fuck"

Simple but effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickety you stole my quote out of that thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can help with number 3.

I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....

"Want a fuck"

Simple but effective"

Lol very effective indeed

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lickety you stole my quote out of that thread! "

I did! Well spotted

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i am awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickety you stole my quote out of that thread!

I did! Well spotted "

Awesome!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I can help with number 3.

I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....

"Want a fuck"

Simple but effective

Lol very effective indeed "

No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bradley Cooper looks awesome

If you look like him ...im all yours

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bradley Cooper looks awesome

If you look like him ...im all yours "

Our first female recruit. Your membership papers are in the post.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I can help with number 3.

I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....

"Want a fuck"

Simple but effective

Lol very effective indeed

No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement?"

That is meant to be a statement, due to men's inability to read signs and therefore the direct approach is used.

This is then followed up by a phone call, by the woman, in the horniest voice they can do, to work out logistics etc.

The focus group is split about paying the man after, so can't really suggest that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bradley Cooper looks awesome

If you look like him ...im all yours

Our first female recruit. Your membership papers are in the post."

Wooooop

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I can help with number 3.

I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....

"Want a fuck"

Simple but effective

Lol very effective indeed

No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement?

That is meant to be a statement, due to men's inability to read signs and therefore the direct approach is used.

This is then followed up by a phone call, by the woman, in the horniest voice they can do, to work out logistics etc.

The focus group is split about paying the man after, so can't really suggest that. "

My voice is always horny, I am told. Apparently speaking in English is a turn on.

Right, Want a fuck it is then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can help with number 3.

I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....

"Want a fuck"

Simple but effective

Lol very effective indeed

No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement?

That is meant to be a statement, due to men's inability to read signs and therefore the direct approach is used.

This is then followed up by a phone call, by the woman, in the horniest voice they can do, to work out logistics etc.

The focus group is split about paying the man after, so can't really suggest that.

My voice is always horny, I am told. Apparently speaking in English is a turn on.

Right, Want a fuck it is then.

"

Oh, alright then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickety you stole my quote out of that thread!

I did! Well spotted

Awesome! "

which you put on my post lol!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lickety you stole my quote out of that thread!

I did! Well spotted

Awesome!

which you put on my post lol! "

Are you joining the campaign though? At the moment it is just Floro and me, which should increase our odds but doesn't feel big enough to be a campaign.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

oooh, tell me more about the uniform?

Do I get some minions, too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?

Do I get some minions, too? "

You would lose them between your chesticles

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I find that a good moto is "I can squirt" this has attracted male attention and can guarantee almost 100% meet rating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lickety you stole my quote out of that thread!

I did! Well spotted

Awesome!

which you put on my post lol! "

Because that WAS awesome

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I find that a good moto is "I can squirt" this has attracted male attention and can guarantee almost 100% meet rating "

I like it... I would add:

'I can squirt from my front bottom' just to save any unsavouryness in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert on cracks

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

..come across all innocent and ask size of feet works for temperament and size in women men and seals. x X X

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I find that a good moto is "I can squirt" this has attracted male attention and can guarantee almost 100% meet rating

I like it... I would add:

'I can squirt from my front bottom' just to save any unsavouryness in the future "

I thought all males knew that squirt was from the front and squits was from the back

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motto - Don't be silly, cover your willy

Uniform - toe socks, leapard print meggins and a cable knit cardigan

...i forgot the rest of the initial post. I'd have to read it again and post back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message - You. Me. Fuck it. Let's fuck. It's Friday.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Message - You. Me. Fuck it. Let's fuck. It's Friday.

"

Message - You. Me. Let's fuck.

This is a more precise approach

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?

Do I get some minions, too? "

You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I was getting all excited until I saw the KPI bit.

No, just no.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was getting all excited until I saw the KPI bit.

No, just no."

How will we know if Operation Awesome has been successful without some KPIs?

Number of social meets converting to sexual meets for instance?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think hats would be good .. maybe something like virgin airlines air stewardesses ... red high heels mmm

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Apparently there are a few 'awesome' cocks on here - if prior forum posts are to be believed!!

*may I suggest on requesting 'hard' evidence before agreeing they are in fact awesome!

A

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

whats a KPI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a kpi dangerous?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"whats a KPI"

Keep Penis Inserted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that a good moto is "I can squirt" this has attracted male attention and can guarantee almost 100% meet rating

I like it... I would add:

'I can squirt from my front bottom' just to save any unsavouryness in the future

I thought all males knew that squirt was from the front and squits was from the back "

I learn something new every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who's awesome I told him that first day I met him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know someone who's awesome I told him that first day I met him "
have we met? So I don't remember

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how about SHAC

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how about SHAC"

I haven't come across SHAC before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how about SHAC

I haven't come across SHAC before."

Didn't he used to play basketball before making a few dire movie appearances?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"how about SHAC

I haven't come across SHAC before."
stays hard after cumming lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how about SHAC

I haven't come across SHAC before.

Didn't he used to play basketball before making a few dire movie appearances? "

What's he like in the sack and is he free on Friday?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how about SHAC

I haven't come across SHAC before.stays hard after cumming lol "

I'll add that to the KPIs.

Reading other threads I think cake may need to feature somewhere in the process or at least the measurements.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

what does cake stand for

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"how about SHAC

I haven't come across SHAC before.stays hard after cumming lol "

I like a good SHACer

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?

Do I get some minions, too?

You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.

"

Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats a KPI

Keep Penis Inserted."

Haha I'll have that in my head now for when I next present at work..!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"what does cake stand for"

Cant All Keep Erect

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?

Do I get some minions, too?

You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.

Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories? "

Tights, crotchless tights or stockings? We need to be clear here.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"whats a KPI

Keep Penis Inserted.

Haha I'll have that in my head now for when I next present at work..!!!"

I have to set some for an organisation I am advising. I really will have to concentrate not to insert any sexual ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how about SHAC

I haven't come across SHAC before.stays hard after cumming lol "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?

Do I get some minions, too?

You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.

Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories?

Tights, crotchless tights or stockings? We need to be clear here.

"

Crotchless tights are more practical, its like undercover wear, looks like tights but with one sweep f a skirt it can reveal the lady parts

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?

Do I get some minions, too?

You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.

Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories?

Tights, crotchless tights or stockings? We need to be clear here.

"

Crotchless tights, my legs are too skinny for stockings

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

lacey reporting for duty,i have located a special consignment of shiney pink breastplates leftover from the last campaign,and that bloody penguin is still kicking about if anyone wants to give it a good home,meanwhile british home stores have donated 200 hundred pairs of baggy pink knickers,and same of elasticated brown ladies trousers

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"lacey reporting for duty,i have located a special consignment of shiney pink breastplates leftover from the last campaign,and that bloody penguin is still kicking about if anyone wants to give it a good home,meanwhile british home stores have donated 200 hundred pairs of baggy pink knickers,and same of elasticated brown ladies trousers"

Elastic waste = comfort

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"lacey reporting for duty,i have located a special consignment of shiney pink breastplates leftover from the last campaign,and that bloody penguin is still kicking about if anyone wants to give it a good home,meanwhile british home stores have donated 200 hundred pairs of baggy pink knickers,and same of elasticated brown ladies trousers"

See what Tina can do with the knickers and trousers. I fear they may scupper this campaign.

The breastplates will come in handy. Is there one that can accommodate Tina?

We'll adopt the penguin as our emblem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your organisation should come with a safety warning called 'POPS'.

(Penis Operation Perfectly Safe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was getting all excited until I saw the KPI bit.

No, just no.

How will we know if Operation Awesome has been successful without some KPIs?

Number of social meets converting to sexual meets for instance?"

I'm willing to 'take one for the team' and stay behind working on the KPIs. It's a tough job, but I wouldn't trust anyone else with this task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. "Recruiting new members daily"

2. Trench coat with the undies of your choice. Instead of an insignia, a badge ala cub scouts to be sewn into the arm as achievements are met - first outdoor meet, first ginger, first club etc

3. Friday and/or Saturday?

4. Monthly poll to claim bragging rights for the most badges gained. Prize is an evening with whichever male Operation Awesome votes as sacrifice - obviously I am willing to help haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't read it all and am not sure this is helpful but .... Can someone please explain this to me in simple language CIA I might be useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flippin fone not CIA but cos lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

See what Tina can do with the knickers and trousers. I fear they may scupper this campaign.

The breastplates will come in handy. Is there one that can accommodate Tina?

We'll adopt the penguin as our emblem."

I can sew some penguin patches onto the trousers. Can we modify the breastplates? Some of us may find them a squeeze

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was getting all excited until I saw the KPI bit.

No, just no.

How will we know if Operation Awesome has been successful without some KPIs?

Number of social meets converting to sexual meets for instance?

I'm willing to 'take one for the team' and stay behind working on the KPIs. It's a tough job, but I wouldn't trust anyone else with this task "

That's the spirit!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"1. "Recruiting new members daily"

2. Trench coat with the undies of your choice. Instead of an insignia, a badge ala cub scouts to be sewn into the arm as achievements are met - first outdoor meet, first ginger, first club etc

3. Friday and/or Saturday?

4. Monthly poll to claim bragging rights for the most badges gained. Prize is an evening with whichever male Operation Awesome votes as sacrifice - obviously I am willing to help haha"

I quite like the achievement badge idea. It's also an easy way to measure our KPIs.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I haven't read it all and am not sure this is helpful but .... Can someone please explain this to me in simple language CIA I might be useful "

We're trying to ensure that single women have sex on Friday and Saturday nights. Polo is concerned that we aren't out there getting enough cock.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

See what Tina can do with the knickers and trousers. I fear they may scupper this campaign.

The breastplates will come in handy. Is there one that can accommodate Tina?

We'll adopt the penguin as our emblem.

I can sew some penguin patches onto the trousers. Can we modify the breastplates? Some of us may find them a squeeze "

What about doubleplating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. "Recruiting new members daily"

2. Trench coat with the undies of your choice. Instead of an insignia, a badge ala cub scouts to be sewn into the arm as achievements are met - first outdoor meet, first ginger, first club etc

3. Friday and/or Saturday?

4. Monthly poll to claim bragging rights for the most badges gained. Prize is an evening with whichever male Operation Awesome votes as sacrifice - obviously I am willing to help haha

I quite like the achievement badge idea. It's also an easy way to measure our KPIs.

"

sounds like a cunning plan

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

if anyone wants to kidnap and test my awesomeness i m only available on fridays .. saturdays are all spoken for lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im far too busy being awesome on saturdays

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Following on from Polo's single women thread Operation Awesome is officially launched. Do your part

1. Motto needed. We have had "every cock's a knock" suggested but can we improve on this?

2. Uniform. Suggestions for an Operation Awesome uniform and insignia needed.

3. Message. We need a winning message to post to men to get them to agree to a Friday and/or Saturday meet.

4. Targets. We need an ambitious and challenging target with KPIs for monitoring purposes.

Men your physical and virtual input is essential to the success of this campaign.

"

I can't say for certain, but I'm fairly sure unnecessarily complicating things is part of the problem leading to single women having fuck all to do (or should that be screw) so often.... rather than the solution.

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over a year ago

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Bradley Cooper looks awesome

If you look like him ...im all yours

Our first female recruit. Your membership papers are in the post."

I would love to apply but I'm not sure what I'm signing up to!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Ah! Well...it would help if I read the whole thread

CV and application in the post! But beware...I am not cheap guys but I can do group discount if you can cook

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