FabSwingers.com forum: bleeding hell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was in the shower earlier having a defuzz, a properly good defuzz in preparation for some hot action! So imagine my shock and horror when blood is streaming down my legs from my lady garden. I climb out of the bath and call MrWho up to check that its nothing sinister.

Cue me sitting holding a bandage on two cuts on my labia, applying pressure!!

So instead of passion tonight I've had to put a sodding sanitary towel on (thankfully I had packed big knickers!!) to soak up anymore blood....

Doh!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

TMI ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

razor/labia = don't do it.

wax it, veet it, don't let the razor near it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Super glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"razor/labia = don't do it.

wax it, veet it, don't let the razor near it.

when I say it, I mean your lovely lady garden. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get shaving tips off CheekyChops Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cor blimey!

All he wanted was a bloody good time.

...don't think he meant it literally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"razor/labia = don't do it.

wax it, veet it, don't let the razor near it.

when I say it, I mean your lovely lady garden. x

oh I'm going to be using something else in future!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Don't get shaving tips off CheekyChops Ffs

Charming lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cor blimey!

All he wanted was a bloody good time.

...don't think he meant it literally.

That was all I wanted Pops!! Just not literally! I've threatened to grow a growler, but been told in no uncertain terms he would prefer me not to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard as nails works a treat

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

You should have got a man in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cor blimey!

All he wanted was a bloody good time.

...don't think he meant it literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooops sorry rubes but I'm kind off

hope your flaps soon recover!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should have got a man in"

that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"You should have got a man in

that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!

Noooo I meant get a man in to do it....much more fun and no cuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooops sorry rubes but I'm kind off

hope your flaps soon recover! "

he's at work tomorrow night, so I've got 48 hours lol! I'm just so bloody clumsy!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That was a quick 12 days.

It's a good job he knows how to suture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should have got a man in

that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!

Noooo I meant get a man in to do it....much more fun and no cuts

Maybe next week when he's at mine, there'll be no kids around then! That or I'll be using Nair!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was a quick 12 days.

It's a good job he knows how to suture. "

Its an unscheduled visit to babysit whilst he's at work.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You should have got a man in

that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!

Noooo I meant get a man in to do it....much more fun and no cuts

This is why I get someone else to do it. It's a woman who waxes me in my case. Much easier! Not fun though.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

no razor .. sugar .. cream I always cut myself with a razor... ouch..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should have got a man in

that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!

Noooo I meant get a man in to do it....much more fun and no cuts

This is why I get someone else to do it. It's a woman who waxes me in my case. Much easier! Not fun though."

I'm liking this as a plan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooops sorry rubes but I'm kind off

hope your flaps soon recover!

he's at work tomorrow night, so I've got 48 hours lol! I'm just so bloody clumsy! "

Awww bless you! Have you got any sudocreme? Looks like it's gentle love making tomorrow .... No swinging from the chandeliers!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we now say 'Rubes, where's your pubes?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudocreme is such wonderful stuff xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I'd spotted this thread earlier, the telephone conversation I had with Ruby after the event provided me with a good few days worth of laughter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shaving my pussy the other day and genuinely managed to slit my wrist. I'm such a dork sometimes, I mean how does that even happen. Gonna get some funny looks when people at work see my wrist bandaged up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchers!

This is why I shave my pussy but leave a trimmed n tidy strip

I am occasionally clumsy so no way I'm trusting myself to get that close to my lady bits with a razor blade lol

You have my sympathy

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Good job it wasn't a cut throat razor rubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started having it waxed, second one next week, used razor in between but only on bikini line, but I wasn't getting any. Ouch that must have hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluck it!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I nearly gave myself 3rd degree burns on one of my first meets with letsbe after trying to veet my foof!!!

Luckily by the time we had been to the cinema it had calmed down

Little nicks on highly vascular areas like that bleed like a bitch but heal rather quickly.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bleeding Foo foos. It's a pity that Hammer never tried their hand at Dracula Porn. Heaven knows where the Van Helsing (hopefully not played by Peter Cushing this time) would put the stake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleeding Foo foos. It's a pity that Hammer never tried their hand at Dracula Porn. Heaven knows where the Van Helsing (hopefully not played by Peter Cushing this time) would put the stake.

The stake..that would be right after the bj

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Thank God you didn't cut your clit off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having visions of Carrie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of pressure then a splurge of Vaseline will help it heal comfortably x

It's an extremely vascular area x so it'll bleed like a massacre x

Hope it's better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pluck it!

She ain't no chicken you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a mirror, but my lips are small and neat so, so far I've managed to avoid injury.

Now, my legs, that's another matter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs had an accident a few years ago doing the same thing. Never seen so much blood. Scared the hell out of her. So now it's my job to trim the lady garden. Such a hard life I lead

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