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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone got dirty nicknames for your bits.

Bum=

Chocolate starfish. Balloon knot. Rusty sheriffs badge.

Vaginas= python syphon. Hairy clamp shell. Beef curtains. Finger basket.

Penis= pork sword. Purple helmet. One eyed snake.

Boobies= dirty pillows. Fun bags. Bikini busters. Fried eggs.

These are to name a few. Anyone have any other good ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hairy clam shell. Predictive text!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zilch.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No. I don't ascribe derogatory terms to myself.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Anyone got dirty nicknames for your bits.

Bum=

Chocolate starfish. Balloon knot. Rusty sheriffs badge.

Vaginas= python syphon. Hairy clamp shell. Beef curtains. Finger basket.

Penis= pork sword. Purple helmet. One eyed snake.

Boobies= dirty pillows. Fun bags. Bikini busters. Fried eggs.

These are to name a few. Anyone have any other good ones?"

are'nt they all a bit silly..

sort of playground, bunch of 'lads' trying to outdo each other..?

hey ho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic fail

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone got dirty nicknames for your bits.

Bum=

Chocolate starfish. Balloon knot. Rusty sheriffs badge.

Vaginas= python syphon. Hairy clamp shell. Beef curtains. Finger basket.

Penis= pork sword. Purple helmet. One eyed snake.

Boobies= dirty pillows. Fun bags. Bikini busters. Fried eggs.

These are to name a few. Anyone have any other good ones?

are'nt they all a bit silly..

sort of playground, bunch of 'lads' trying to outdo each other..?

hey ho.."

There was a whole thread just a few days ago.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Anyone got dirty nicknames for your bits.

Bum=

Chocolate starfish. Balloon knot. Rusty sheriffs badge.

Vaginas= python syphon. Hairy clamp shell. Beef curtains. Finger basket.

Penis= pork sword. Purple helmet. One eyed snake.

Boobies= dirty pillows. Fun bags. Bikini busters. Fried eggs.

These are to name a few. Anyone have any other good ones?

are'nt they all a bit silly..

sort of playground, bunch of 'lads' trying to outdo each other..?

hey ho..

There was a whole thread just a few days ago. "

Missed it, was it cobblers..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miserable arses. Just a bit of fun.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Miserable arses. Just a bit of fun. "

should'nt that be miserable rusty sheriff's badges..?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

are'nt they all a bit silly..

sort of playground, bunch of 'lads' trying to outdo each other..?

hey ho..

There was a whole thread just a few days ago.

Missed it, was it cobblers..?

"

All pretty much as you would expect.

With the fashion for shaving everything and the meaning of the small for the second part I am taking the fact that so many have pictures of them in Calvin Klein panties literally.

They are all Calvin Kleins to me now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Miserable arses. Just a bit of fun.

should'nt that be miserable rusty sheriff's badges..?"

My bad.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

are'nt they all a bit silly..

sort of playground, bunch of 'lads' trying to outdo each other..?

hey ho..

There was a whole thread just a few days ago.

Missed it, was it cobblers..?

All pretty much as you would expect.

With the fashion for shaving everything and the meaning of the small for the second part I am taking the fact that so many have pictures of them in Calvin Klein panties literally.

They are all Calvin Kleins to me now.

"

maybe because some see Calvin's as 'pulling pants'..

an interesting concept as if thats the deal clincher, when does it come into play and if the guy has misread the situation he could be in bother..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

are'nt they all a bit silly..

sort of playground, bunch of 'lads' trying to outdo each other..?

hey ho..

There was a whole thread just a few days ago.

Missed it, was it cobblers..?

All pretty much as you would expect.

With the fashion for shaving everything and the meaning of the small for the second part I am taking the fact that so many have pictures of them in Calvin Klein panties literally.

They are all Calvin Kleins to me now.

maybe because some see Calvin's as 'pulling pants'..

an interesting concept as if thats the deal clincher, when does it come into play and if the guy has misread the situation he could be in bother.. "

Using names I find derogatory is a deal breaker for me in the early stages when I don't know them. I got called a diva wannabe, fat and not that sexy when I halted a message exchange because of using language that annoys me. If I wasn't so fond of Licketysplits I would change my name to Diva Wannabe.

I just love the fact that men wearing Calvin Kleins don't know what the individual words mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

are'nt they all a bit silly..

sort of playground, bunch of 'lads' trying to outdo each other..?

hey ho..

There was a whole thread just a few days ago.

Missed it, was it cobblers..?

All pretty much as you would expect.

With the fashion for shaving everything and the meaning of the small for the second part I am taking the fact that so many have pictures of them in Calvin Klein panties literally.

They are all Calvin Kleins to me now.

maybe because some see Calvin's as 'pulling pants'..

an interesting concept as if thats the deal clincher, when does it come into play and if the guy has misread the situation he could be in bother..

Using names I find derogatory is a deal breaker for me in the early stages when I don't know them. I got called a diva wannabe, fat and not that sexy when I halted a message exchange because of using language that annoys me. If I wasn't so fond of Licketysplits I would change my name to Diva Wannabe.

I just love the fact that men wearing Calvin Kleins don't know what the individual words mean.

"

Was meant to be tongue in cheek joke. Just like it says in your profile. Was not calling anyone names. Just a bit of fun.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Was meant to be tongue in cheek joke. Just like it says in your profile. Was not calling anyone names. Just a bit of fun. "

I understand that you feel that and mean that. I just have a different view about derogatory names for female genitalia. They get used on here all the time and I find them offensive. A simple line is easier to maintain for me.

I am very aware that many find it offensive that I prefer to use cunt. I find it offensive that cunt is used in a derogatory way equating female genitalia with a bad person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Was meant to be tongue in cheek joke. Just like it says in your profile. Was not calling anyone names. Just a bit of fun.

I understand that you feel that and mean that. I just have a different view about derogatory names for female genitalia. They get used on here all the time and I find them offensive. A simple line is easier to maintain for me.

I am very aware that many find it offensive that I prefer to use cunt. I find it offensive that cunt is used in a derogatory way equating female genitalia with a bad person."

I did put more than female genitalia on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Was meant to be tongue in cheek joke. Just like it says in your profile. Was not calling anyone names. Just a bit of fun.

I understand that you feel that and mean that. I just have a different view about derogatory names for female genitalia. They get used on here all the time and I find them offensive. A simple line is easier to maintain for me.

I am very aware that many find it offensive that I prefer to use cunt. I find it offensive that cunt is used in a derogatory way equating female genitalia with a bad person.

I did put more than female genitalia on. "

I know and that is where my simple line comes in and treat the silly derogatory names the same. However, male names tend to take on a different angle so you will have Pork Sword vs Hairy Clam Shell. One is meaty and powerful and the other is redolent of the sea and made to sound unattractive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Was meant to be tongue in cheek joke. Just like it says in your profile. Was not calling anyone names. Just a bit of fun. I'm

I understand that you feel that and mean that. I just have a different view about derogatory names for female genitalia. They get used on here all the time and I find them offensive. A simple line is easier to maintain for me.

I am very aware that many find it offensive that I prefer to use cunt. I find it offensive that cunt is used in a derogatory way equating female genitalia with a bad person.

I did put more than female genitalia on.

I know and that is where my simple line comes in and treat the silly derogatory names the same. However, male names tend to take on a different angle so you will have Pork Sword vs Hairy Clam Shell. One is meaty and powerful and the other is redolent of the sea and made to sound unattractive.

"

How about a holly branch as a sorry?

Fruits del a mer any better?

Or fafallina is Italian for butterfly?

No offence towards your lady garden. Sorry if you feel that way Licketysplits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Was meant to be tongue in cheek joke. Just like it says in your profile. Was not calling anyone names. Just a bit of fun. I'm a

I understand that you feel that and mean that. I just have a different view about derogatory names for female genitalia. They get used on here all the time and I find them offensive. A simple line is easier to maintain for me.

I am very aware that many find it offensive that I prefer to use cunt. I find it offensive that cunt is used in a derogatory way equating female genitalia with a bad person.

I did put more than female genitalia on.

I know and that is where my simple line comes in and treat the silly derogatory names the same. However, male names tend to take on a different angle so you will have Pork Sword vs Hairy Clam Shell. One is meaty and powerful and the other is redolent of the sea and made to sound unattractive.

How about a holly branch as a sorry?

Fruits del a mer any better?

Or fafallina is Italian for butterfly?

No offence towards your lady garden. Sorry if you feel that way Licketysplits "

Olive branch sorry.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Was meant to be tongue in cheek joke. Just like it says in your profile. Was not calling anyone names. Just a bit of fun. I'm a

I understand that you feel that and mean that. I just have a different view about derogatory names for female genitalia. They get used on here all the time and I find them offensive. A simple line is easier to maintain for me.

I am very aware that many find it offensive that I prefer to use cunt. I find it offensive that cunt is used in a derogatory way equating female genitalia with a bad person.

I did put more than female genitalia on.

I know and that is where my simple line comes in and treat the silly derogatory names the same. However, male names tend to take on a different angle so you will have Pork Sword vs Hairy Clam Shell. One is meaty and powerful and the other is redolent of the sea and made to sound unattractive.

How about a holly branch as a sorry?

Fruits del a mer any better?

Or fafallina is Italian for butterfly?

No offence towards your lady garden. Sorry if you feel that way Licketysplits

Olive branch sorry. "

Maybe holly is better.

It's not personal to you and on another day I might have ignored the thread completely and not even have noticed the words.

I am fairly consistent on this. Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Goodnight. @):-

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