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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you could bring in any new law what would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outlaw 24hour news coverage.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Make it illegal to watch Jeremy Kyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People to be nice to each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People to be truthful to each other. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The love boat theme would be the national anthem.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

All lost children be immediately reunited with their loved ones.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley


"People to be truthful to each other.

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this could cause so much trouble, do you like my new coat, do you like my new hair style , do you like your boss , and you have to be truthful,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limit the amount of kids people can have, especially the people who are on benefits

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

get people to really think about what they're saying before they say it.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Fully fund hospices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id reduce the pension age back to 65 so young people have a chance

Get rid of the money spinning hazard perception test

id ban crocs

Football tops would only be available for sportsmen

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

For everyone to have common sense

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"id ban crocs

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I'd vote for that one but I'd allow under 10s to wear them and add a ban on Uggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't allowed to be in charge of a department unless you have actually worked on it before. (Personal one, lol).

Get us out of the EU and not get Involved with other countries at all when it comes to finances and other laws. When we are able to stand on our own two feet and call ourselves a great nation. Then we should start adding a country at a time to it.

If you have just come into Britain to live from another country and just went into benefits and had no job in between. Then they should get back home and also we should have a system where you have to pass a test to get a visa. Like you have to do when you want to love to America/Australia, etc.

You should be allowed to act "human" when it comes to being attacked or reacting to certain news. Not to mention being allowed to protect your home and family.

No politician should earn more than anyone who works for the emergency services or anything that's similar.

A lot of "celebrities" get paid extremes when they aren't "talented" at all. So they should give most of their wealth to people who actually need it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would ban parliament. The Queen would a much better job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would ban parliament. The Queen would a much better job. "

They are both just as bad in my opinion.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Make it illegal to watch Jeremy Kyle. "

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"For everyone to have common sense "

where is the fun in that ? Can you imagine a world with no blonde momments ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballers wages... Cut them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footballers wages... Cut them "

And celebrities as a lot of talented football earn pennies compared to a lot of celebrities who don't do anything for society at all. Not even entertain.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd make people with no sense of humour watch the Muppet Show until they begin to laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it illegal to watch Jeremy Kyle. "

Make it illegal to BE Jeremy Kyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to bad all time wasters from this site and fakes !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday to be walk like a penguin day

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I would ban parliament. The Queen would a much better job.

They are both just as bad in my opinion. "
I agree. Royal family banned too. Alongside politicians who have left school, gone to uni to study politics and become politicians. Tax avoidance and evasion would be outlawed by individuals and corporations. Companies setting up subsidiaries in multiple countries would pay the highest rate of tax that exists in any of them, but it would be payable to all of them. The royal family assets would belong to the nation and they would be subject to bedroom tax as are the rest. MPs would return any profit on second homes funded by expenses to the country. All religions would be treated similarly to corporations and could not claim charitable status. All utility companies, trains, gas etc would be returned to public ownership without payment to private owners. Birmingham airport would be the London airport choice for increased capacity with fast trains linking them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recruitment agencies should be banned. If anyone wants a job. They should either be able to go into the local branch and hand over a CV and even say at some point how far they will travel to work in other branches or get each branch to set up a website just saying what jobs are available within the company and what branches are employing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE "

Even though I always do as it's a habit. I don't see what the problem is. If you want it down. Put it down us men have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE "

Put the toilet seat up!!!

THE TOILET MI5 (we outrank the police so we get our way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE

Put the toilet seat up!!!

THE TOILET MI5 (we outrank the police so we get our way) "

toilet seat up,= no sex.

THE LAW

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE

Put the toilet seat up!!!

THE TOILET MI5 (we outrank the police so we get our way)

toilet seat up,= no sex.

THE LAW

"

As I live alone that is already the law in my house anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE

Put the toilet seat up!!!

THE TOILET MI5 (we outrank the police so we get our way)

toilet seat up,= no sex.

THE LAW

"

I'll always have it up for you, but the toilet seat will always be down

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE

Put the toilet seat up!!!

THE TOILET MI5 (we outrank the police so we get our way)

toilet seat up,= no sex.

THE LAW

I'll always have it up for you, but the toilet seat will always be down "

Where's that green pukey smiley when you need it? *vomit*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of mildly amusing behavioural wishlists here and not many practical legally enforceable suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE

Put the toilet seat up!!!

THE TOILET MI5 (we outrank the police so we get our way)

toilet seat up,= no sex.

No sex? Did I say up. What I meant was down down down. Well if MI5 can't have double standards who can!!!!

THE LAW

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd make people with no sense of humour watch the Muppet Show until they begin to laugh. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban Sunday trading, except newsagents and fuel stations....

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Rapists paedos n murderers to be in prison till they die, remove computers, games consoles n mobile phones from prisons. Only library, education, gym n basic tv to occupy them.

Remove custodial sentences for non violent crime except when related to violent crime eg failure to pay council tax non custodial, money laundering for organised crime custodial and financial punishment

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ban Sunday trading, except newsagents and fuel stations.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rapists paedos n murderers to be in prison till they die, remove computers, games consoles n mobile phones from prisons. Only library, education, gym n basic tv to occupy them.

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Murderers to me is a slightly grey area as if you kill someone by lashing out because you were protecting your home or loved ones. Should you he punished as you were the victim anyway?

Secondly I believe they should have none of that and you'll be surprised at the livery they do get. It's beyond a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rapists paedos n murderers to be in prison till they die"

Problem with that is its easier to get away with a crime if there are no witnesses, so all life sentence crimes will be murders. That's why they dropped the death sentence for kidnapping.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You should only be allowed to pass a law if you delete another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rapists paedos n murderers to be in prison till they die, remove computers, games consoles n mobile phones from prisons. Only library, education, gym n basic tv to occupy them.

I think they should be given to the family's of the people they have harmed to do with as they wish and then if they survive put them in to general population with the other inmates and not to be wrapped up in cotton wool and segregated off from everyone else

Remove custodial sentences for non violent crime except when related to violent crime eg failure to pay council tax non custodial, money laundering for organised crime custodial and financial punishment"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make it law that when you post on Fab,

the next person to post you are allowed to have sex with.

Regardless of age, sex or sexual preference..

that will make you think before you speak lmao

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

That all Chavs to be shot at birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get people to really think about what they're saying before they say it."

Myself should do this, also so should my boss

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By *tuartb1970Man
over a year ago

tunbridge wells

[Removed by poster at 16/02/14 07:27:46]

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Bring back the death penalty

Have same immigration policy as the aussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ban Sunday trading, except newsagents and fuel stations.... "

very refreshing when going home to Perth WA

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By *ctaviusStuntMan
over a year ago

plymouth

you would have to be tested and licensed to use an umberella in public.

All statute law would be repealed and EU law abolished. Common law would be the only law.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put the toilet seat down!!

THE TOILET POLICE

Put the toilet seat up!!!

THE TOILET MI5 (we outrank the police so we get our way)

toilet seat up,= no sex.

No sex? Did I say up. What I meant was down down down. Well if MI5 can't have double standards who can!!!!

THE LAW

"

My best friend used to live with a girl who went bad at him for having both seat and lid down all the time. Just goes to show you cannot win.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

For hygienic reasons you should always close the lid of the toilet before you flush. That's what it's there for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get to make a law it had better benefit me - I would make it so that everybody over the age of 18 had to pay me £1 a week failure to pay would be punishable by death .

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