FabSwingers.com forum: Late valentines poem!

By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Not aimed at anyone in particular but just about the world of fab from my eyes, a bit of lighthearted humour! I missed out on the other thread cos I ended up leaving and coming back when it got too big and closed.

Been a while since I joined fab

Now life is not so much of a drab

Although I no longer get much sleep

And with my compliments I've become a creep

If I left it I'd probably weep

There's lots of fun to be had

You can't be good or tell your dad

Cos to be on fab you have to be bad

Whether it's a social or a fun meet

Most on here will give you a treat

There are some twats

That can't tell the difference between pussies and cats

You will come across fakes

And see profiles that get second takes

Put time and effort into your profile

And my god it will be worthwhile

Some on here are slightly twisted

Many on here are very very gifted

Take the plunge and knock on the door

Cos you know you've been messaging a whore

Fab is great, fab is fun

But for some meets you need a gun

A word of advice always chew gum

Cos the the last thing you want is your breath to hum

Just cos it rhymes some like it up the bum

Whilst we're on hygeine nobody likes a smelly cunt

So please wash or else you may get called a dirty runt

Some like to play message ping pong

Some make you shout 'ding dong'

Others are on to spice up their sex life

I myself am on it cos my libido is rife

Tits of all shapes and tits of all sizes

Some of these women are like prizes

A site full of people all wanting a fuckfest

But fitting time in for these meets is sometimes a test

Some of the messages can be quite alluring

And knowing others have lumps and bumps can be quite reassuring

Some give you the thrill of the chase

Others make you horny in all that lace

Speaking of horny, I'm having a wank

I may need to be punished by getting a spank

If you're filthy and you're fit and you show it

You may be the next to be licking my clit

These are words I hear all the time

But I've no fear cos I'm in my prime

Like minded people all having no shame

Because lets be honest 'filthy bastards' is our middle name

After planning and asking some give you what you desire

Rough sex though can feel like you've been fucked with barbed wire

Some of the offers can be quite enticing

And finding sexy couples bi couples is just the icing

Single women are but a few

But single men there is a queue

Some like cock and some like pussy

Others are just after a hussy

I only want dick if we click

Cos some men don't like being bounced on like a pogo stick

Many itches have been scratched and fantasies come true

By meeting not one person but a few

The dream of being picked up, brought home and raped

Is happening on my next meet and will not be escaped

Mother Nature week is something us women dread

So picking dates for meets must be carefully read

I'm yet to visit a club but hear they are great

Don't wanna go on my own so I need to find a mate

I really enjoy the humour in the forum

But I'm rather surprised by some people's decorum

Whatever you are looking for fabbers can provide

So sit back people and literally enjoy the ride

I've just realised this is not a poem but a long essay

So I shall go now and make something with the help of aunt Bessie

Lets hope ur weekend's disgustingly dirty

If it isn't then get working on being flirty!

I love licking cunt and my name is Sofia

So get in touch ladies whether you're far or near

And just cos it rhymes I love a good rear

On my profile I can't be more clear

And my choice of words for this poem aren't right

But what I'm really trying to say is I fucking love a pussy that's oh so very tight!