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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh come on Fabsters, I can't believe there aren't a host of F+T threads on here the morning after Valentines night. I'm very disappointed and thinking of asking for my fiver back!

All those single guys out there hoping that the new profile for Cumslutanalwhore who is "Up for anything 2nite" would invite them round. There must be someone who spent a frustrating night wanking angrily.

C'mon and share your amusing pain. If not, make something up for my amusement. Or I'll name and shame you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Jodie but all went rather swimmingly at ours so I will post this a third time

I don't want to brag, but this is what mrnotts got me:

Card

A dozen red roses

Dinner he cooked himself with oysters, caviar , lobster, steak washed down with champagne , red and white wine with cheesecake to finish and he made a lovely little cocoa powder heart on the plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im all good flying with meets have a overnight hotel meet tonight so saving myself for today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Jodie but all went rather swimmingly at ours so I will post this a third time

I don't want to brag, but this is what mrnotts got me:

Card

A dozen red roses

Dinner he cooked himself with oysters, caviar , lobster, steak washed down with champagne , red and white wine with cheesecake to finish and he made a lovely little cocoa powder heart on the plate "

See if he'd done that any other time of the year you'd be asking "ok, what have you done?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Jodie but all went rather swimmingly at ours so I will post this a third time

I don't want to brag, but this is what mrnotts got me:

Card

A dozen red roses

Dinner he cooked himself with oysters, caviar , lobster, steak washed down with champagne , red and white wine with cheesecake to finish and he made a lovely little cocoa powder heart on the plate

See if he'd done that any other time of the year you'd be asking "ok, what have you done?" "

Good point I'll be on my guard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.

Would I?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

They all fell asleep crying last night....

Give time for the puffiness to reduce and hold on tight.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

No complaints here. I didn't get a card but I did get a stellar session of sex. Very sore and happy this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.

Would I?"

I do hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need the flurry of " hang over horn " new members this morning - tad early yet !! I find he always uses the same profile name " user no longer on site " I mean cant he think up a better name than that ?? !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a nice couple of blow jobs....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.

Would I?"

In a word, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.

Would I?

In a word, yes "

I'm deeply hurt that I'm seen as some sort of monster that derives pleasure from other peoples stupidi......sorry, pain. I'm a caring person with nothing but love for everyone on

Sorry, couldn't in good conscience finish that last sentence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.

Would I?

In a word, yes

I'm deeply hurt that I'm seen as some sort of monster that derives pleasure from other peoples stupidi......sorry, pain. I'm a caring person with nothing but love for everyone on

Sorry, couldn't in good conscience finish that last sentence! "

Time waster! I was reading that and then you stopped ...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Got a nice couple of blow jobs...."

A couple of blow jobs, blimey thats just being greedy.

I did'nt get one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.

Would I?

In a word, yes

I'm deeply hurt that I'm seen as some sort of monster that derives pleasure from other peoples stupidi......sorry, pain. I'm a caring person with nothing but love for everyone on

Sorry, couldn't in good conscience finish that last sentence!

Time waster! I was reading that and then you stopped ..."

Yes I suppose I did lead you on a bit by starting a sentence and abruptly ending it.

But to quote Jarvis, the fact that I started to say something and then disappointed you, turned me on!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time "

Is that "meet" in the biblical sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listened to a twat mouthing off about how much of a rip off valentines day was and how he hadn't got anything for his long suffering wife and what a bitch she was and how he would be better off without her (in front of all her friends husbands) before confessing his bunch of flowers were in the boot along with a card from a discount shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time

Is that "meet" in the biblical sense?"

The word is "know" in the biblical sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time

Is that "meet" in the biblical sense?

The word is "know" in the biblical sense"

Apologies, of course it is. Tina, did you both discuss Uganda?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time

Is that "meet" in the biblical sense?

The word is "know" in the biblical sense

Apologies, of course it is. Tina, did you both discuss Uganda?"

Unfortunately not we discussed shoes instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footloose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a girl who want to be my cum slut lol x.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Footloose?"

She was a size 11 and it's not easy to get sexy shoes in that size, although the ones she was wearing were nice. I'm a size 6 and so easy to find shoes for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Footloose?

She was a size 11 and it's not easy to get sexy shoes in that size, although the ones she was wearing were nice. I'm a size 6 and so easy to find shoes for "

Bitch. Anyone who can just walk into a shoe shop and have anything they want=bitch! Pity the poor freaks like me who can only buy mail order or from large lady stores and don't have the luxury of trying before we buy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listened to a twat mouthing off about how much of a rip off valentines day was and how he hadn't got anything for his long suffering wife and what a bitch she was and how he would be better off without her (in front of all her friends husbands) before confessing his bunch of flowers were in the boot along with a card from a discount shop. "

Lucky lady.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Footloose?

She was a size 11 and it's not easy to get sexy shoes in that size, although the ones she was wearing were nice. I'm a size 6 and so easy to find shoes for

Bitch. Anyone who can just walk into a shoe shop and have anything they want=bitch! Pity the poor freaks like me who can only buy mail order or from large lady stores and don't have the luxury of trying before we buy!"

I shall flaunt my choice to you in Leeds in March. I may even bring down 3-4 pairs and keep popping back to my car to get changed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I shan't be there in March so feel free!

May I'm going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listened to a twat mouthing off about how much of a rip off valentines day was and how he hadn't got anything for his long suffering wife and what a bitch she was and how he would be better off without her (in front of all her friends husbands) before confessing his bunch of flowers were in the boot along with a card from a discount shop.

Lucky lady. "

Lucky man. I'd have had a significant mouth bleed before i'd got halfway through that sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge time waster experience on valentine's day night. Was supposed to stay at a guys house both of is really excited about. Arrived at the arranged time all went really well a few hours of fun pass about to order food in and he tells me his brothers friends have contacted him as he's d*unk and needs to go home so I had to leave. Even now, I've still not been contacted by him. Amazing valentines day night, not!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Huge time waster experience on valentine's day night. Was supposed to stay at a guys house both of is really excited about. Arrived at the arranged time all went really well a few hours of fun pass about to order food in and he tells me his brothers friends have contacted him as he's d*unk and needs to go home so I had to leave. Even now, I've still not been contacted by him. Amazing valentines day night, not!! "

Well that's not what I had in mind, you didn't get the brush off until after you'd got some at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huge time waster experience on valentine's day night. Was supposed to stay at a guys house both of is really excited about. Arrived at the arranged time all went really well a few hours of fun pass about to order food in and he tells me his brothers friends have contacted him as he's d*unk and needs to go home so I had to leave. Even now, I've still not been contacted by him. Amazing valentines day night, not!!

Well that's not what I had in mind, you didn't get the brush off until after you'd got some at least!"

True. Would have liked to have had at least one orgasm though :/

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I shan't be there in March so feel free!

May I'm going. "

Damn. I'd booked a night off work. No worries, I can still enjoy LFF, but it would have been a huge bonus to see you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shan't be there in March so feel free!

May I'm going.

Damn. I'd booked a night off work. No worries, I can still enjoy LFF, but it would have been a huge bonus to see you "

You too, come along in May?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I posted this thread on Friday it was tongue in cheek, but it seems in the last 24hrs the forums have come alive with just the sort of threads I was hoping for.

It's mental.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I shan't be there in March so feel free!

May I'm going.

Damn. I'd booked a night off work. No worries, I can still enjoy LFF, but it would have been a huge bonus to see you

You too, come along in May?

"

I hope so. When I get to work tomorrow I'll check my master calendar

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