FabSwingers.com forum: Valentines Poem To A Fabber

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok. write one to a fellow fabber on here. would be good to personalise it and not too generic (and don't be horrible, lol).

For the cute one:

Cute loves to dye her hair red,

As it makes her feel horny in bed,

she has lovely big boobs,

and shaves off her pubes,

and gives such fantastic head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha u muppet xx cheers for the giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky funky funky

Id love to spank your monkey

So pucker up please

As i drop to my knees

... erm so can suck your cock?!

Ok ok so im shit at poems lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky funky funky

Id love to spank your monkey

So pucker up please

As i drop to my knees

... erm so can suck your cock?!

Ok ok so im shit at poems lol

AWESOME!

Cute n Sassy wins!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funky funky funky

Id love to spank your monkey

So pucker up please

As i drop to my knees

... erm so can suck your cock?!

Ok ok so im shit at poems lol

AWESOME!

Cute n Sassy wins!!!

when did it become a competition. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funky funky funky

Id love to spank your monkey

So pucker up please

As i drop to my knees

... erm so can suck your cock?!

Ok ok so im shit at poems lol

AWESOME!

Cute n Sassy wins!!!

when did it become a competition. lol"

Hey if im winning its all good haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride my pole you were my ultimate goal

But you changed to ride my thang.

You make me wanna sang and shake my thang a lang...

So now you can use any hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ride my pole you were my ultimate goal

But you changed to ride my thang.

You make me wanna sang and shake my thang a lang...

So now you can use any hole

haha that could almost be a rap.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Roses are red

My name's not Dave

This makes no sense

Microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

My name's not Dave

This makes no sense

Microwave

That.... was ...... emotional. *cries*

Deserves the Turner prize. Just simply beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ride my pole you were my ultimate goal

But you changed to ride my thang.

You make me wanna sang and shake my thang a lang...

So now you can use any hole

haha that could almost be a rap. "

there was a guy called sexybrain,

whose balls were a struggle to drain,

sperm have to travel so far,

they could do with a car,

and finding condoms that fit is a pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your posts are funny

your comments witty

can tell when your upset

cuz you get quite shitty

we have shared a giggle

at least one or two

so here's a poem

from me to you

next time we see you

we will make you squeal

and we can all enjoy

your heels of steel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"your posts are funny

your comments witty

can tell when your upset

cuz you get quite shitty

we have shared a giggle

at least one or two

so here's a poem

from me to you

next time we see you

we will make you squeal

and we can all enjoy

your heels of steel"

show offs. Whose that for

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"your posts are funny

your comments witty

can tell when your upset

cuz you get quite shitty

we have shared a giggle

at least one or two

so here's a poem

from me to you

next time we see you

we will make you squeal

and we can all enjoy

your heels of steel

show offs. Whose that for"
steel heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"your posts are funny

your comments witty

can tell when your upset

cuz you get quite shitty

we have shared a giggle

at least one or two

so here's a poem

from me to you

next time we see you

we will make you squeal

and we can all enjoy

your heels of steel

show offs. Whose that for steel heels

doh. my bad. lol x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

These are excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think i will ever see

someone with boobs defying gravity

but there is just one that fits the bill

to meet her was such a thrill

boobs that arrive 10 minutes before

the rest of her walks through the door

with a wit so sharp she should be banned

on every flight throughout the land

her every post have me in bits

of course its you, ms tinatitz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

his fuck buddy post

has gone on forever

will he find one?

probably never

but god loves a tryer

and you certainly are

if you keep at it

you will certainly go far

with a cock like yours

you could work in game

displaying hand controls

mr sexybrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine but not posting on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent mine but not posting on here lol

im just crap at writing poems lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violet is blue ......

I've been a bad girl

I think a spanking will do

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Boo !

Bienvenue

Cheese Fondue

Comfy Shoe

Pursue Wahooooooooo!

Cordon Bleu

Chicken Stew

Totally True

Rock right through

Royal Blue

Uniquely you

A TABOO screw?

If only we knew!

Well Halloooooooooo

Who ?

A Clue ?

You!

View.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

POEM FOR TOSHN: x

Trying to write this is a pain

Im not much of a poet.

Im trying to talk from the heart

But its a pretty shit way to show it.

You make me laugh, and certainly smile

and you know i think your a tit

but Jane McDonald you northern thing

Without you forums would be shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent mine but not posting on here lol

im just crap at writing poems lol"

There is one of mine on a thread called Valentine Poems from January 2014

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're short

You're sweet

Your kisses are a treat

but ur cheesy lines make me sigh

Of course this one is for you

Oh lovely popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Cute n Sassy

On Fab you'll find a young lady,

Her name is Cute n Sassy.

I'm sure she is a little minx,

but in no way brash or brassy.

She is fun and flirty on the forum,

often causing me to grin.

She is warm, friendly, curvy and sexy

with eyes that draw you in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes flirty

Shes funny

And just a real honey

But its got to be said

Altho lovely to have in bed

She is just a verification hussy

Is ms purring pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

Evie if you're lucky,

I'll go down on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poem for Tease and Temptation

From across the miles I write this ode,

For you my friend who I love a load.

You always make me laugh out loud

A friend for life I have found

Don't ever change the way you are,

Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx

Ta-da!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Santa Santa

your as cool as ice cold Fanta

your hot to trott

and a bit of posh tot

and your often up for banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A poem for Tease and Temptation

From across the miles I write this ode,

For you my friend who I love a load.

You always make me laugh out loud

A friend for life I have found

Don't ever change the way you are,

Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx

Ta-da! "

Oh wow thank you so much, that actually brought a tear to my eye.

Love it and love you loads too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are brilliant...

We have some very good poets amongst us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A poem for Tease and Temptation

From across the miles I write this ode,

For you my friend who I love a load.

You always make me laugh out loud

A friend for life I have found

Don't ever change the way you are,

Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx

Ta-da!

Oh wow thank you so much, that actually brought a tear to my eye.

Love it and love you loads too xxx"

Aw ya big softie xxx love you too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i dont think i will ever see

someone with boobs defying gravity

but there is just one that fits the bill

to meet her was such a thrill

boobs that arrive 10 minutes before

the rest of her walks through the door

with a wit so sharp she should be banned

on every flight throughout the land

her every post have me in bits

of course its you, ms tinatitz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent mine but not posting on here lol

im just crap at writing poems lol"

Me too but its all entertainment helping to pass a boring day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd like group sex

Involving you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're short

You're sweet

Your kisses are a treat

but ur cheesy lines make me sigh

Of course this one is for you

Oh lovely popeye

Awww. Thanks x

To the Northern Curious.

Your eyes make my hormones furious.

I try to be serious

But all you do is make me a little delirious.

Shall we get together and fuck to oblivious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To no one in particular....

I thought it was a "singing group"

A place to sing my "ditties" ,

but the message soon came,said they wanted to feel my "titties"

A big kiss here,a finger or two

And a social for to mingle,

meant i had got my badge of honour ,

to parade myself as single.

No valentines, no undying claims of love,

But the chance,if lucky

and if i pray hard

To indulge in kinky fuckery

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Roses are red

Except when they're pink

Your sock is so white

I hopy you don't stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember remember the night in the hall,

i missed your fanny and whitewashed the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was a bar of soap

Floating in your tub

So everytime I passed your cock

Id give a little rub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what to say about rusty.

His atempts at valentines pics were quite gutsy

No doubt part of a plan

By this cheeky man

To get as many women as he can

To believe hes to innocent to even melt butter.

When infact hes just a kinky mancunian nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady called curious,

Who made me quite delirious.

That glint in her eye,

Made me go shy.

All for the love of my bow tie.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Roses are red

My heart is black

Grab the dinosaur

And let's jump in the sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called curious,

Who made me quite delirious.

That glint in her eye,

Made me go shy.

All for the love of my bow tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poor story of Tina Titz

She struggles to find a Bra that fitz

So we hope and we pray

This Valentines day

She's managed to cover her bitz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A poem for Tease and Temptation

From across the miles I write this ode,

For you my friend who I love a load.

You always make me laugh out loud

A friend for life I have found

Don't ever change the way you are,

Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx

Ta-da!

Oh wow thank you so much, that actually brought a tear to my eye.

Love it and love you loads too xxx"

Awwww that is so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

POEM FOR CUTE AND SASSY

This is for cute and sassy

She's a gorgeous looking lassie

She makes me feel calmer

Cause she talks like a farmer

And her tits are quite nice as well

Xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Roses are red

Your waders are green

I love you loads

Cos you are never mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my mate T & T

You make me laugh and you make me cry.

You welcomed me into your home and I sat there all shy.

It didn't take long for you to lead me astray.

Awesome friend whom I

more and more each day .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha these are just great! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called curious,

Who made me quite delirious.

That glint in her eye,

Made me go shy.

All for the love of my bow tie.

There was this man in his bow tie

When I saw him I just had to say hi

All suited n booted

My horn he hooted

thats where it began

Now im his number one fan

All because of his sexy damn bow tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Walking on the beaches,

Looking at the peaches.'

The Stranglers sang in '77.

But on Fab it teaches,

there's just one Peaches,

Who'll send you to seventh heaven.

With her curves so voluptuous,

and humour so infectious,

She'll certainly grab your attention.

And when she reveals those hooters

There'll be plenty of suitors,

To spray them with their affection.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Very good everyone

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Steve from Brighton is a sexy fellow

He very much enjoys a bit of fellatio

So to him I give lots of thanks

Cos he gives me lots of wanks

Signed: Steve's cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misscheekychops

With flowing blond locks

And a body that makes me swoon

I hope one day

To get up her way

And hope its very soon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Misscheekychops

With flowing blond locks

And a body that makes me swoon

I hope one day

To get up her way

And hope its very soon

lol very good

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Misscheekychops

With flowing blond locks

And a body that makes me swoon

I hope one day

To get up her way

And hope its very soon

"
what bloody happened ed to my vale tines message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my mate T & T

You make me laugh and you make me cry.

You welcomed me into your home and I sat there all shy.

It didn't take long for you to lead me astray.

Awesome friend whom I

more and more each day .

Awe thank you so much

I'm feeling so loved today, love you too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For diamondsmiles

I would travel for miles

Just for one small kiss

Just for the chance

For a bit of romance

Would be far to good to miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Tosh

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You know...

I've got my eyes on you

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"For diamondsmiles

I would travel for miles

Just for one small kiss

Just for the chance

For a bit of romance

Would be far to good to miss

"
thats lovely, you've been forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to see diamond smiles

Just after Tosh

So when I came

She would say 'gosh!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For raz :

This lovely guy

who pretends to be shy

Is really quite flirty

And can be very dirty

But i rather like him

And despite his big head

I wouldnt kick him out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to see diamond smiles

Just after Tosh

So when I came

She would say 'gosh!'

"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Never mind Granny

You still have a great fanny

Your arse is as pert as a rhino

You can do a slam dunk

And get covered in gunk

By self fingering down on the lino.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The only reason I'd go to Hull

Is to see the famous Tosh

I'm sure it wouldn't be dull

We'd go for beer and nosh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Walking on the beaches,

Looking at the peaches.'

The Stranglers sang in '77.

But on Fab it teaches,

there's just one Peaches,

Who'll send you to seventh heaven.

With her curves so voluptuous,

and humour so infectious,

She'll certainly grab your attention.

And when she reveals those hooters

There'll be plenty of suitors,

To spray them with their affection.

, lmao....love it

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms curious

Is notorious

For been a sexy minx

And that is why

She caught my eye

So I had to send a wink

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

There stood steven from Brighton

With luminous orange green tights on

A huge bulge at the front

Which he rammed up your

And left you all trembly and frightened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well whats to be said about Granny

bet she's an uber tight fanny!

shs a right bit of crumpet

and enjoys when men pump it

and ultimately everyones fave nanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a night out with Steve

I would not wanna leave

Cause I'm sure we would have a laugh

But I would make sure

I locked the door

When it was my turn to take a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear tosh

Isnt very posh

with a nice glass of wine

he passes the time

But give him a big bag of sourz

And he'll be happy for hours

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Considering ToshN from Hull

Is a horny rampant sex bull

There aren’t any winces

As he gives his man inches

And leaves every vaggie quite full !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Walking on the beaches,

Looking at the peaches.'

The Stranglers sang in '77.

But on Fab it teaches,

there's just one Peaches,

Who'll send you to seventh heaven.

With her curves so voluptuous,

and humour so infectious,

She'll certainly grab your attention.

And when she reveals those hooters

There'll be plenty of suitors,

To spray them with their affection.

, lmao....love it

thank you

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ms curious

Is notorious

For been a sexy minx

And that is why

She caught my eye

So I had to send a wink

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

In the forum you’ll find Cute n Sassy

And you might imagine she’s brassy

Well you’d be very wrong

She don’t want your dong

She is looking for something more classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie

But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.

Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze

Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.

The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight

The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.

Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.

The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.

So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.

I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.

One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what can one say

About the special Ms K

That has not already been said

She's sexy shes sweet

And on a meet

Could not wait to get her in bed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Miss Special K

You make me shout 'yay'!

Whenever I get your attention

My cock goes hard

As frozen lard

when I think of you and me in a 3sum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you tosh and Steve made my night

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like crumpets for breakfast

And crumpets for tea

But nothing can beat

Granny Crumpet on me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie

But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.

Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze

Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.

The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight

The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.

Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.

The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.

So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.

I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.

One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.

Rusty, that is one of your lovelies. Keep writing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie

But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.

Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze

Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.

The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight

The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.

Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.

The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.

So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.

I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.

One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the poems and limericks. Some have had me in hoots.

Granny's limericks are fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No poems from me this time, got into too much trouble last time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" For raz :

This lovely guy

who pretends to be shy

Is really quite flirty

And can be very dirty

But i rather like him

And despite his big head

I wouldnt kick him out of bed

I'll just reduce the size of my head then xxxxx

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!"

and me .. im feelin unloved

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie

But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.

Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze

Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.

The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight

The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.

Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.

The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.

So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.

I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.

One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.

That is truly lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cold glass of JD

And a night with classy ladee

Would be a very special meet

With your eyes open wide

I would take you for a ride

So hold on to your seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funky funky funky

Id love to spank your monkey

So pucker up please

As i drop to my knees

... erm so can suck your cock?!

Ok ok so im shit at poems lol

and suck until you're all spunky?

havent read the whole thread so apologies if someone beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms aphrodisiac

So friendly, funny,filthy

And exceptionally hot

Despite loosing her mojo

I bet shes still great in the sack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!

and me .. im feelin unloved"

there was once a girl called ruby,

whose fanny started to look rather pubey,

so she trimmed up her minge,

so the men would not whinge,

now it looks great and gets nice and lubey

xxx

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Omg!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice cold glass of JD

And a night with classy ladee

Would be a very special meet

With your eyes open wide

I would take you for a ride

So hold on to your seat

great poem, I'm partial to a JD too!!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was apt for the forums

A special world for you and me

A special bond one cannot see

It wraps us up in its cocoon

And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold

Gently nestling us to the fold

Like silken thread it holds us fast

Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break

A new one forms in its wake

To bind us closer and keep us strong

In a special world, where we belong.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie

But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.

Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze

Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.

The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight

The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.

Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.

The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.

So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.

I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.

One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.

that is really touching Rusty

, I hope you win her heart

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Miss Special K

For you I would turn gay

I'd give a gorgeous kiss

After I got you to call me miss

On my bed you would lay

And hopefully our tits wouldn't get in the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'."

Bugger! And there was me pinning all my hopes on you! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the man they call toshn from hull

You posts in the forums are never dull

With your flirting and fabbing

Your definitely worth grabbing

And this weekend I'm lucky it me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'.

Bugger! And there was me pinning all my hopes on you! Xxx"

There was a lady, littlekitten

By desire for her, men were bitten

Their libidos she had a-litten

For she's rather a fit'un!

Yet she's warm just like a mitten

Shame she lives far across Britain

I wonder will she be smitten

By this poem that I've written?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finally got to know

The beautiful missmo

And now a date is set

So now I will wine and dine

My sexy valentine

And give her a weekend she'll not forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My poem is for all of you

To ALL you fab people on here

Yes, you guessed it, its that time of year

Its valentines day

So i just thought I'd say

Love you all, thanks for bringing me cheer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!"

You can have one from me

In the heart of Royal Berkshire,

Classy-Laydee can be found.

One look at her beautiful features,

Causes your heart to pound.

She has curves you just want to caress,

And lips made for kissing for sure.

She's a body just made for sinning

For a hard on she's surely the cure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now one for Tosh

This poem's for you from me

I gave you Welsh lessons for free

We will meet one day, coz

I want to hear you say

Those three words, yes Llanfair P G.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CTRL+F "Lib".

*sulks and walks out*.

Maybe no one can rhyme anything with 'tine', yes that must be it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont think i will ever see

someone with boobs defying gravity

but there is just one that fits the bill

to meet her was such a thrill

boobs that arrive 10 minutes before

the rest of her walks through the door

with a wit so sharp she should be banned

on every flight throughout the land

her every post have me in bits

of course its you, ms tinatitz"

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could not be 2 welsh rarebits

And trust me ! I've seen her barebits

And every part of her is great

Just waiting for the day

When she will finally say

Yes tosh lets set a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They could not be 2 welsh rarebits

And trust me ! I've seen her barebits

And every part of her is great

Just waiting for the day

When she will finally say

Yes tosh lets set a date

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There are some lovely poems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie

But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.

Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze

Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.

The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight

The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.

Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.

The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.

So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.

I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.

One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.

Why have i got tears in my eyes? What you done to me bro?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well toshn your the man of girls dreams

But your diary is bursting at the seams

It's like getting a date, With the head of state

From a world they call fab that is great

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There is a bloke called rusty

Who I find very lusty

Even though his cock is rather crusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!

You can have one from me

In the heart of Royal Berkshire,

Classy-Laydee can be found.

One look at her beautiful features,

Causes your heart to pound.

She has curves you just want to caress,

And lips made for kissing for sure.

She's a body just made for sinning

For a hard on she's surely the cure

Ooh get you, very good ~ poet laureate in the making!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CTRL+F "Lib".

*sulks and walks out*.

Maybe no one can rhyme anything with 'tine', yes that must be it. "

The libertine is your username

by joining this site you show no shame

as a man you love head

and wanna take women to bed

and thats the object of this 'game'

pah thats shit, but im crap at poetry lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The guy off his head is called Libertine

He did this himself, by guillotine

Alas! His valentine

Was writ a la moi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well toshn your the man of girls dreams

But your diary is bursting at the seams

It's like getting a date, With the head of state

From a world they call fab that is great

"
haha I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isnt personal to any fabber as I dont know that many peeps on here , lol ...hope u like

)

Most women are attracted to hugs n kisses

but there are some with kinkier wishes

a need for her control

to be taken away

and only do ....

what the men say

in whats done to her

she wants no choice

in what she must do

she has no voice

needing nothing more..

But to please

the men who order...

her to her knees

they are her world

her reason

her life

wether she mistress , slut

or sexy wife

Dg xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, pity poems, it worked!

Thanks both

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

on this special valentines day

im greeting and meeting a lady called k

we re always a twosome

never a foursome

we both agree that we re fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isnt personal to any fabber as I dont know that many peeps on here , lol ...hope u like

)

Most women are attracted to hugs n kisses

but there are some with kinkier wishes

a need for her control

to be taken away

and only do ....

what the men say

in whats done to her

she wants no choice

in what she must do

she has no voice

needing nothing more..

But to please

the men who order...

her to her knees

they are her world

her reason

her life

wether she mistress , slut

or sexy wife

Dg xx "

Now thats fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'.

Bugger! And there was me pinning all my hopes on you! Xxx

There was a lady, littlekitten

By desire for her, men were bitten

Their libidos she had a-litten

For she's rather a fit'un!

Yet she's warm just like a mitten

Shame she lives far across Britain

I wonder will she be smitten

By this poem that I've written?"

Aww thankyou! !!! Thats lovely! Already smitten! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olovingman,

So many messages ,I thought you spam

I imagine you sat in a thong

on lonely stroking at your dong,

olovingman

happy valentine

to u and your schlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or - not on.........doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read every single one! Love it.

You'd laughing at my style if I tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oloving man I am a fan

You make me shake and shiver

Now give me a kiss

And make me quiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!

You can have one from me

In the heart of Royal Berkshire,

Classy-Laydee can be found.

One look at her beautiful features,

Causes your heart to pound.

She has curves you just want to caress,

And lips made for kissing for sure.

She's a body just made for sinning

For a hard on she's surely the cure

Ooh get you, very good ~ poet laureate in the making!

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie

But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.

Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze

Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.

The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight

The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.

Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.

The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.

So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.

I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.

One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.

Ah ... thats sweet. Shes a lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to cute n sassy

Your gorgeous eyes and sexy bod

Are what I always dream.

If they had a crufts for women,

You would be the supreme

You're always fun in the forums,

I'd say you're very witty.

And who could not forget those chesticles,

You have such lovely titties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved reading these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her sexual tastes were non-vanilla

She loved men to bend her and drill her

She craved the odd spank

Was happy to wank

Then deep throat until the cum filled her...

Some things you just have to do yourself

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There was a site called fab...

It was like a cock and fanny lab...

There was the crazy bunch on the forums

Who lifted you through states of boredom

There are a few on there I'd like to shag

So come on guys come shag this old hag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a site called fab...

It was like a cock and fanny lab...

There was the crazy bunch on the forums

Who lifted you through states of boredom

There are a few on there I'd like to shag

So come on guys come shag this old hag

Ignoring the hag bit, if you're old then many of us have no chance. Back to hag, well blonde bombshell doesn't rhyme so I get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oloving man I am a fan

You make me shake and shiver

Now give me a kiss

And make me quiver

"
I did not get a poem

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There was a site called fab...

It was like a cock and fanny lab...

There was the crazy bunch on the forums

Who lifted you through states of boredom

There are a few on there I'd like to shag

So come on guys come shag this old hag

Ignoring the hag bit, if you're old then many of us have no chance. Back to hag, well blonde bombshell doesn't rhyme so I get that

Lol I couldn't think of anything to go with shag...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red and I'm a bit twisted, bed over luv and prepare to be fisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaseandplease your my favourite ginge

your hotness makes me slightly unhinge

now dont be lazy

you drive me crazy

so come on dammit n lick my...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Valentine's Day comes but once a year

This one day stops the pendulum of swing

You see, the men they fear

Commitment from this well may spring.

On this day my swing has stopped

No poems of lust or love have I got

So to Ragaraja I turn for solace

For my lust is without malice.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Shes flirty

Shes funny

And just a real honey

But its got to be said

Altho lovely to have in bed

She is just a verification hussy

Is ms purring pussy

love it, thanks

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Roses are Red and I'm a bit twisted, bed over luv and prepare to be fisted.

Love it!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

There are some great poems on here!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?

Everytime that i see you pout

You remind me of my favourite trout.

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

When will be the day I make you scream?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!

and me .. im feelin unloved

there was once a girl called ruby,

whose fanny started to look rather pubey,

so she trimmed up her minge,

so the men would not whinge,

now it looks great and gets nice and lubey

xxx"

sooo classy lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?

Everytime that i see you pout

You remind me of my favourite trout.

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

When will be the day I make you scream?

You know Im from London right ???

That was lovely .. that beats any card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?

Everytime that i see you pout

You remind me of my favourite trout.

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

When will be the day I make you scream?

You know Im from London right ???

That was lovely .. that beats any card

Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?

Everytime that i see you pout

You remind me of my favourite trout.

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

When will be the day I make you scream?

You know Im from London right ???

That was lovely .. that beats any card

Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you

Oh don't ..now I feel bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?

Everytime that i see you pout

You remind me of my favourite trout.

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

When will be the day I make you scream?

You know Im from London right ???

That was lovely .. that beats any card

Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you

Oh don't ..now I feel bad

Where's my poem then? I want a proper cheesy one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?

Everytime that i see you pout

You remind me of my favourite trout.

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

When will be the day I make you scream?

You know Im from London right ???

That was lovely .. that beats any card

Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you

Oh don't ..now I feel bad

Where's my poem then? I want a proper cheesy one too.

You know I can't do that.... it irks every sense in my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?

Everytime that i see you pout

You remind me of my favourite trout.

Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.

When will be the day I make you scream?

You know Im from London right ???

That was lovely .. that beats any card

Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you

Oh don't ..now I feel bad

Where's my poem then? I want a proper cheesy one too.

You know I can't do that.... it irks every sense in my body

Irk, jerk, you make me go berserk

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh what a talented bunch.

Some I suspect, I could eat for lunch.

Flo, miss chops,

miss tease, the queen too,

classy lady to name just a few....

There's lots out there.

I'd just love to share...

It's a secret world we all like to keep.

And I'm hoping there's lots more...

we are destined meet.

Good friends I have found.

In this strange hunting ground.

This is my ryhme, from a fab fabswinger...

Now send me a message if you ain't

No minger.

hope everyones had a lovely day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U bitch fuck ho fuck,

Why is it me thats got no luck,

I have kik,skype,msn and snapchat,

All i wanna do is chat about skat,

If u like anal give me a shout,

My cock will like ur shitty back spout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol

am I too late for a quick one?!

and me .. im feelin unloved

there was once a girl called ruby,

whose fanny started to look rather pubey,

so she trimmed up her minge,

so the men would not whinge,

now it looks great and gets nice and lubey

xxx

sooo classy lol thanks"

well its difficult to rhyme with ruby. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U bitch fuck ho fuck,

Why is it me thats got no luck,

I have kik,skype,msn and snapchat,

All i wanna do is chat about skat,

If u like anal give me a shout,

My cock will like ur shitty back spout"

Minger!!

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over a year ago

in my valentines heart I've felt such sorrow,

You were who I want for today and tomorrow,

I sat crying thinking of you tonight,

We knew things weren't working out right,

I might have lost you forever and ever,

Though my heart says never say never.

I sent you texts,messages and more,

I seen you with others and my heart is sore,

I slashed their tyres in a jealous rage,

I said bad things on your facebook page,

I stood by your house very late last night,

Masturbating furiously at the sight.

My friends say I'm getting out of hand,

I dont care I need you back and thats a demand,

I wont be this jilted lover no more,

you have rotted my heart to the core.

*this is entirely fictitious

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over a year ago

"U bitch fuck ho fuck,

Why is it me thats got no luck,

I have kik,skype,msn and snapchat,

All i wanna do is chat about skat,

If u like anal give me a shout,

My cock will like ur shitty back spout

Minger!!

heeeeee-heeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a black dove and a white dove were very much in love,

The white dove fitted the black dove like a glove,

They traveled the world near and far,

always coming home following a star,

Eventually they settled in Trafalgar square,

giving birth to a little brown heir.

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over a year ago

meet the fockers are a pair of rockers,

everyone knows they are sexual swappers,

shes pretty tidy nice tits n arse,

he;s a funny guy and enjoys a farce,

I might end up meeting them someday,

MrsFocker says she wants her wicked way,

I certainly wont complain while she sucks my cock,

Meet the fockers,,u both definitely rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today is Valentines day so let's not be silly, come round to mine and I'll show you my willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today is Valentines day so let's not be silly, come round to mine and I'll show you my willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will shag for cake.

Is that a poem? or a rule of life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man on Fab

Who said "This is totally mad!

I send all these messages

And get nothing but lettuces!

I'd rather watch footie with dad!"

Oh well, I tried lol!

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over a year ago

"There was a young man on Fab

Who said "This is totally mad!

I send all these messages

And get nothing but lettuces!

I'd rather watch footie with dad!"

Oh well, I tried lol!

poetry isnt ur strong point...fancy a fuck?

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over a year ago

"meet the fockers are a pair of rockers,

everyone knows they are sexual swappers,

shes pretty tidy nice tits n arse,

he;s a funny guy and enjoys a farce,

I might end up meeting them someday,

MrsFocker says she wants her wicked way,

I certainly wont complain while she sucks my cock,

Meet the fockers,,u both definitely rock!"

Ahhh pads ... It's a good job me loves you... Clever bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ode to paddy...

Paddy you bloomin gem you

You type filth n make me moist

ive a yearning for you in my loins.

Paddy

.. this is all

Thank you for reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cutensassy has very big tits,

cutensassy wants ma bits,

she'd take a gobful of big cock,

she'd let u shag her wearing one sock,

She gets very wet and its definitely not wee,

A busty mermaid who lives by the sea,

Though she doesnt smell off fish,

Or indeed pish

Cutensassy has very big tits,

Cutensassy wants ma bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwahh paddy if it were a leap year id consider asking you the question..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentines is now CLOSED!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cmd f (infinite, IO) no results found.

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