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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Can I empty my balls

Deep inside you

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm awful at poems

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

While thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

But still in the shop

Suck on my cock

Before my pre -op

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

violets are blue

roses are red

get on your knees

and give me some head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My Pussy would love

One cock or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Would you like something

Stiff inserted into you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Cabbages are green

Open your legs

And I'll fill you with cream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are tits...

Violets? are tits...

Tits tits tits..........

More tits!

Damn my attention span is short and limited

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By *oulcakeMan
over a year ago

Gornal


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm awful at poems

Nice tits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wandered lonely as a cloud

That floats on high o'er vales and hills,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

A host of golden daffodils;

Beside the lake, beneath the trees,

Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine

and twinkle on the Milky Way,

They stretched in never-ending line

along the margin of a bay:

Ten thousand saw I at a glance,

tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they

Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:

A poet could not but be gay,

in such a jocund company:

I gazed—and gazed—but little thought

what wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie

In vacant or in pensive mood,

They flash upon that inward eye

Which is the bliss of solitude;

And then my heart with pleasure fills,

And dances with the daffodils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm still in bed

Ready to squirt over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm still in bed

Ready to squirt over you"

And here was me trying to add some culture to the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size doesn't matter

It's what you do with it

Judging by the forums

That's a crock of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm still in bed

Ready to squirt over you

And here was me trying to add some culture to the post "

I actually have written various forms of poetry/prose, but I was going with the flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm still in bed

Ready to squirt over you

And here was me trying to add some culture to the post

I actually have written various forms of poetry/prose, but I was going with the flow "

" flow" being the operative word clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Bill went up the Hill.

The End

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van

-

Roses are red

Violets are red

Shit, the garden's on fire

-

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I am a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your face were the moon

and your eyes were the stars

i would hold you tight

and fuck your arse

(the actual poem i wrote in V's card this year)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if your face were the moon

and your eyes were the stars

i would hold you tight

and fuck your arse

(the actual poem i wrote in V's card this year)"

Awww you little Romantic you

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

[Removed by poster at 14/02/14 09:43:30]

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Roses are red,

Violets are too,

Get into my bed

When your finished on the loo....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Roses are red

Violets areblue

Now I ve seen your foo foo

I ve an erection too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your meat is tandori

then your bread must be pita

as long as your careful

i'll take you up the shitter

.

with a face like yours

and a body like mine

we can fuck forever

and our kids'll be divine

.

i can write poetry

i can muster prose

you can suck a cricket ball

up a garden hose

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if your meat is tandori

then your bread must be pita

as long as your careful

i'll take you up the shitter

.

with a face like yours

and a body like mine

we can fuck forever

and our kids'll be divine

.

i can write poetry

i can muster prose

you can suck a cricket ball

up a garden hose

.

"

Hallmark are wasted without your wit and charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if your meat is tandori

then your bread must be pita

as long as your careful

i'll take you up the shitter

.

with a face like yours

and a body like mine

we can fuck forever

and our kids'll be divine

.

i can write poetry

i can muster prose

you can suck a cricket ball

up a garden hose

.

Hallmark are wasted without your wit and charm "

lol.

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm taking my position

Drink me dry.

Her

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Valentines is here,

If you are straight, bi or queer,

So bend over my sweet darling,

And take my strap on up your rear!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Is it wrong that I find myself so funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Great tits like yours

I wanna cover in goo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey diddle diddle

The cat and the fiddle

This is fab

Shag anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Condoms are blue

Std's are contagious

So be wise when you screw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong that I find myself so funny?"

no. i'm just as bad lol

i crack myself up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violet is blue - my name

I've been a bad girl - new pics

A spanking will do

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Daisies are White

Yellow in the middle

If your loved one's away

Have a three fingered fiddle

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I'm a fun social girl,

I love a dance and a twirl,

I could be your dream lover...

But if you ain't got 9" don't bovver.....

( I'm not after that really!)

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

These poems are terrible

This is a farce

If you don't like this one

Kiss my .......

Err stuck for a rhyme.....

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Are you going to the party,

In heels, PVC and all tarty,

While love is in the air,

If I'm game you can kiss my pair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could've sworn I posted a poem on here but it's disappeared

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Could've sworn I posted a poem on here but it's disappeared "

Did you put in on the Poems for Fabbers thread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could've sworn I posted a poem on here but it's disappeared

Did you put in on the Poems for Fabbers thread ?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i wandered lonely as a cloud

my cock was out stiff and proud

when all at once i did encounter

a milf who asked if i would mount her

she bent right over

arse in the air

so i fucked her doggy

and pulled her hair

... wordsworth .. lol

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Let me compare you to a summers day ..... Fucking Hot!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Me daffs gone brown

I think they're dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young woman from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling,

She lay on her back,

Opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Bind is twisted...

Bend over darlin

You're gonna get fisted...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.

Half a league, half a league,

Half a league onward,

All in the valley of Death

Rode the six hundred.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!

"Charge for the guns!" he said:

Into the valley of Death

Rode the six hundred.

2.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"

Was there a man dismay'd?

Not tho' the soldier knew

Someone had blunder'd:

Theirs not to make reply,

Theirs not to reason why,

Theirs but to do and die:

Into the valley of Death

Rode the six hundred.

3.

Cannon to right of them,

Cannon to left of them,

Cannon in front of them

Volley'd and thunder'd;

Storm'd at with shot and shell,

Boldly they rode and well,

Into the jaws of Death,

Into the mouth of Hell

Rode the six hundred.

4.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,

Flash'd as they turn'd in air,

Sabring the gunners there,

Charging an army, while

All the world wonder'd:

Plunged in the battery-smoke

Right thro' the line they broke;

Cossack and Russian

Reel'd from the sabre stroke

Shatter'd and sunder'd.

Then they rode back, but not

Not the six hundred.

5.

Cannon to right of them,

Cannon to left of them,

Cannon behind them

Volley'd and thunder'd;

Storm'd at with shot and shell,

While horse and hero fell,

They that had fought so well

Came thro' the jaws of Death

Back from the mouth of Hell,

All that was left of them,

Left of six hundred.

6.

When can their glory fade?

O the wild charge they made!

All the world wondered.

Honor the charge they made,

Honor the Light Brigade,

Noble six hundred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young woman from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling,

She lay on her back,

Opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling.

"

Can hear Hugh grant saying this in Bridget jones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could've sworn I posted a poem on here but it's disappeared

Did you put in on the Poems for Fabbers thread ?"

??

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