FabSwingers.com forum: Worse accent....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the sexiest accent, what is the worse accent??

Liverpudlian.....a horrible horrible accent. My employers are based in Merseyside and listening to them just makes me want to go profoundly deaf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine got to be near the top!! pure ayrshire tattie howker voice lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mine got to be near the top!! pure ayrshire tattie howker voice lol xx"

A dinnie ken like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an ex essex boy...am gonna say the essex accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worr abaht the brummie drawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Glaswegian one isn't high on the popularity list. Rab C Nesbett comes to mind when i hear one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real strong Brummy accent. Again, I used to work for a Birmingham based firm so that may influence me as management were tossers! Lol

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

its gorra be the yam yam ayit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cockney.....vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockney.....vile "

Hehe... I'm not saying nothing, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come originally from London and the accent is so diluted these days its almost unrecognisable in some parts when visiting family.

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

Essex

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cockney.....vile

Hehe... I'm not saying nothing, pmsl

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not like you el nino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockney.....vile

Hehe... I'm not saying nothing, pmsl

not like you el nino

What does Dirtybigbadsgirlvilleian sound like anyway?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Cockney.....vile

Hehe... I'm not saying nothing, pmsl

not like you el nino

What does Dirtybigbadsgirlvilleian sound like anyway?

dunno about their accents but they have got the dirtiest laughs ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its gorra be the yam yam ayit

Oi wonn yo on abahht...

ex Brierley Hill bloke ere

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

"its gorra be the yam yam ayit

Oi wonn yo on abahht...

ex Brierley Hill bloke ere

eeewww don't, it's awful!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

brizzel ... i love west country but bristol has an accent all of its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scottish

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

not technically an accent i guess but people who put a fake american twang on when the are talking - really gets on my tits

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

It has to be Indian or Pakistani trying to speak english.

In those bloody call centres lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has to be Indian or Pakistani trying to speak english.

In those bloody call centres lol"

I always seem to get Jim from India

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"scottish "

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

"It has to be Indian or Pakistani trying to speak english.

In those bloody call centres lol

I always seem to get Jim from India

You've never spoken to Villiam then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"scottish "

There are many different regions in Scotland and all speak differently.

Aberdonian is a nightmare to grasp, especially in deepest Inverurie.

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Really strong accents tend to be from Ports:-

Liverpool

Newcastle

Glasgow

London

Portsmouth

Bristol

But the worst accent in the world surely is a pasty-faced pure white cockney lad, or a Pakistani with product in his hair driving a shit Honda or Coras pretending he's from Jamaica innit.

Aaaaargh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Besides some accents being phonetically softer/ harder than others I think people associate accents with certain attributes and experience, and they transfer previous experience on that accent. Why would a lot of British call centres use Scottish accents when selling insurance policies for example? There has been research on the matter and some Scottish accents(I dont recall which though) are said to sound more "trustworthy " than others.

No I love most accents but have a soft spot for the Scottish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockney.....vile "

Ahem! ... I'm from 'Ammersmiff innit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aardvark,i can never make out a word they say

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cockney.....vile

Ahem! ... I'm from 'Ammersmiff innit!!

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ahem ok.....unless they is cockneys who is good with ropes?!! lol

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

A very broad Tyneside accent is hard to understand and I'm only down the road

But Brummie has to be the worst, they all sound so thick, sorry gonna upset somebody here arnt I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But Brummie has to be the worst, they all sound so thick, sorry gonna upset somebody here arnt I

Oh, I know there's one about here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very broad Tyneside accent is hard to understand and I'm only down the road

But Brummie has to be the worst, they all sound so thick, sorry gonna upset somebody here arnt I

I totally agree with you, remember that advert with Mark Williams, before he did the fast show, 'We want to be togetha' there was just something about that accent that fitted the character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends also on what is considered to be an "eligible" accent, what makes the public school accent for example more successful in the application for uni/ jobs etc.

It is all about perception - no accent, broad or slight, can give an indication regarding the speaker's intelligence lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very broad Tyneside accent is hard to understand and I'm only down the road

But Brummie has to be the worst, they all sound so thick, sorry gonna upset somebody here arnt I

I have what i call a soft brummie accent.

Not having lived there for some years so the tammy accent creeps in.

But most peeps know where i originally come from......

Not my fault.blame me parents.

Oh and C*NT is a brummie word

Ya c*nt do that and ya c*nt do this .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst accent in my mind isn't specific to any part of the country, it's that ridiculous sort of twisted "jamaican cod" spoken by the more stupid teens/ early twenties (usually white), that dictates instead of "Well done the bloke who thinks he's hot shit" they'll come out with "Big shout to da bwoi who tinks he a Gee, ya get meh?"

Twats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh...lmao

My mate trys speaking like a jamacian...

She doing well and can can say

"beer can"

And it sounds like bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" The worst accent in my mind isn't specific to any part of the country, it's that ridiculous sort of twisted "jamaican cod" spoken by the more stupid teens/ early twenties (usually white), that dictates instead of "Well done the bloke who thinks he's hot shit" they'll come out with "Big shout to da bwoi who tinks he a Gee, ya get meh?"

Twats..."

Tim Westwood springs to mind.

Plastic gangster....ie twat

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Twats...

Tim Westwood springs to mind.

Plastic gangster....ie twat"

oh my god - i haaaatttteeeeeee that man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats...

Tim Westwood springs to mind.

Plastic gangster....ie twat"

The irony is they all talk about bein a gangster or a "g", yet little do they realise most successful gangsters will actually describe themselves as "businessmen"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats...

Tim Westwood springs to mind.

Plastic gangster....ie twat

oh my god - i haaaatttteeeeeee that man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aint he a golfer ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Twats...

Tim Westwood springs to mind.

Plastic gangster....ie twat

oh my god - i haaaatttteeeeeee that man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aint he a golfer ???

Thats Lee Westwood

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Many years ago at University a housemate who was from Manchester but of Jamaican descent taught a lickle whaite boi how to speak backslang. Hit was under de stric understandin dat e neva heva use it ya know. Nuf respec Becky mon. No need fe aaas. Oh yeah and if a black man eva say RRRRRASS CLAT to you either hit him or walk away depending how big he is.

If you know why, then you know why.

That's why cod Jamaican is a pile of SH1T.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Moved to Devon expecting the vast majority to speak like a Devonian, however the most common dialect around this way is from the Midlands....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whiny Accent from American women That nasal accent really feels like someone running their nails down a chalkboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The init lot

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

brummies

sorry but its not attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna have electricution lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna have electricution lessons "

Me too then I can put current carrying nodes on grecians balls

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