FabSwingers.com forum: is this a trap ?

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trap

Biggest bunch of flowers you can't afford

£100 minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TRAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep trap. Get something and say you had already got it. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

call her bluff then if she kicks off point her to this thread..

sorted..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always, I repeat always buy something!!

if it's a 'trap' then you've out foxed her & if it isn't well what's not to like about receiving a pressie. Wouldn't go to mad, just a small gesture though

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?"

Ask Admiral Ackbar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring her a nice big 8" cock, should do the trick and affordable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?"

Deffo a trap, oldest trick in the book, was married 17 yrs so know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?

Of course it is just remember if you fuck valentines day up you will have to live with it for a year

No need to spend a lot a card and flowers or chocs

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Ask Admiral Ackbar

Bet me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not a trap!!!! You do exactly as she says and tomorrow will pass peacefully without any drama whatsoever.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Go with your heart. If you WANT to give her a gift do so.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ask Admiral Ackbar

Bet me to it

Fast on the draw, or if I see a three headed monkey, quick on the drawers.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

buy flowers and you cant go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Admiral Ackbar

Bet me to it

Fast on the draw, or if I see a three headed monkey, quick on the drawers. "

Beat me too!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ask Admiral Ackbar

Bet me to it

Fast on the draw, or if I see a three headed monkey, quick on the drawers.

Beat me too!

Does this mean if I'd been wearing a pair of skis rather than slippers I'd have got a gold?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"buy flowers and you cant go wrong"

Really ?

It's wrong here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tie a bow around your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she has told you not to get anything then dont ....... honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Admiral Ackbar

Bet me to it

Fast on the draw, or if I see a three headed monkey, quick on the drawers.

Beat me too!

Does this mean if I'd been wearing a pair of skis rather than slippers I'd have got a gold?

Yes it dose and we will have the ceremony at 10:15pm.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

get something, then wait to see if she surprises you with a gift... if she does, your prepared, if she dont, you have an advance gift ready for her birthday/christmas present.

win win i think

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=024UcB1m7Do

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

we're caught in a trap x x X

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Buy something YOU want and give it to her! Then you have given her something but you get it back!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

don't buy anything means risk it at your own peril

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's always a trap. There is NO right answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else think that such as Valentine's Day is far too overcommercialised these days?

Just say a sincere and heartfelt "I love you" at an appropriate moment. That should suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know her better than any of us....I've said it before and mean it..don't even need to say anymore as he knows my feelings on valentines day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?"

Don't forget the word "trap" is an anagram of the word. " prat"

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

It's a Friday night, take her on a date instead and be all lovey dovey, that's better than flowers or presents....unless it's jewellery...get her jewellery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone else think that such as Valentine's Day is far too overcommercialised these days?

Just say a sincere and heartfelt "I love you" at an appropriate moment. That should suffice.

Canis I love you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?"

Depends if you believe her?...

Is she smart enough to trick you?..

And are you prepared to take the risk?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's far too commercialised for us, we prefer to spend the day together, have a nice meal, then a nice cosy early night for some sexy fun and cuddles..it's supposed to be about loving each other not buying things ! ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else think that such as Valentine's Day is far too overcommercialised these days?

Just say a sincere and heartfelt "I love you" at an appropriate moment. That should suffice.

Canis I love you...

ssssh not where anyone can see

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?"

Always get the Lady something,

we can always have a blow job in return,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a huge bunch of flowers...

If she hasn't got you anything you can give them to the cheeky blonde three doors down... Win win...

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"It's far too commercialised for us, we prefer to spend the day together, have a nice meal, then a nice cosy early night for some sexy fun and cuddles..it's supposed to be about loving each other not buying things ! ...

and i always thought it was about a secret admirer,

gone out of all proportion now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum always said "you don't give to get! "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Deffo a trap.....or maybe not.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

classic girly trap .. like when they say they dont want anything to eat and proceed to nick half your chips

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Apparently my boyfriend doesnt approve of Valentine's day.....should have spent that money on myself rather than him then shouldn't I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my boyfriend doesnt approve of Valentine's day.....should have spent that money on myself rather than him then shouldn't I!"

Neither do I to be honest. It's all commercialised. You should show your loved ones you love them all year round. Not just on one day of the year because that's when some retailer says you should. I mean what would a girl rather. A guy who doesn't acknowledge their partner all year round, but goes overboard on valatines day or someone who shows their partner love and affection with some romantic gestures thrown in. All year round?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Apparently my boyfriend doesnt approve of Valentine's day.....should have spent that money on myself rather than him then shouldn't I!

I didn't realise there were only two choices.

I suggest a third option:

A man who showers his woman with affection and loving gestures all year round including joining in the lovefest that is Valentine's Day.

As for the commercialism of Valentine's Day, it's no different to Mother's Day, Christmas, Birthdays, Easter, they are all traditions that a lot of people enjoy that also happen to keep a lot of small (and large) businesses afloat. I've had a couple of retail businesses and without the "special occasions" during the year I couldn't have paid my bills.

So I say support your local businesses and show your loved one you appreciate them at the same time! (and buy me some bloody jewellery you git!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she has told you not to get anything then dont ....... honestly

I agree dont get anything. I don't agree with playing games or setting "traps". If you get her something, only do it because you want to not because you feel obligated to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you buy someone flowers or chocolate for V day it means you secretly hate them, even you dont know it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash up, put the lid down, pick up your clothes, make dinner, massage her feet.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?"

Yes!!! My sister said that to her husband in 1999...and the sap fell for it. She mentioned it in conversation yesterday!

Himself has never celebrated Valentines. Personally I think it's a load of commercial bollocks, but this is our first together and I've *HINTED* it would be in his best interest to not rock up tonight empty handed after I've taken the day off to prepare dinner for tonight!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Never trust a woman and valentines day...get her something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else think that such as Valentine's Day is far too overcommercialised these days?

I love valentines day, it's the first busy day of the year after the post Christmas kipper. I've always worked it but tonight I'm out with the lads. She knows I love her anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else think that such as Valentine's Day is far too overcommercialised these days?

Just say a sincere and heartfelt "I love you" at an appropriate moment. That should suffice.

That is a cop out, you could say the same about Xmas, do you just say 'Merry Christmas' and not buy your love one any presents?

Yes it's a TRAP, a big one, get her all the stuff she is secretly hoping to get. You will then probably get everything you want in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a trap. Ignore at your peril. Would you want to be punished for not getting anything?! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my boyfriend doesnt approve of Valentine's day.....should have spent that money on myself rather than him then shouldn't I!

I didn't realise there were only two choices.

I suggest a third option:

A man who showers his woman with affection and loving gestures all year round including joining in the lovefest that is Valentine's Day.

So I say support your local businesses and show your loved one you appreciate them at the same time! (and buy me some bloody jewellery you git!)"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently my boyfriend doesnt approve of Valentine's day.....should have spent that money on myself rather than him then shouldn't I!"

Lowlife !!! if you were home you would have got a 6 pack of VB

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Send her loving messages throughout the day. Put a smile on her face and a tingle in her loins. Make her a card.

Don't buy anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I say support your local businesses and show your loved one you appreciate them at the same time! (and buy me some bloody jewellery you git!)

Our very first Valentines day together we went to a local restaurant, where

1 The menu was limited for 50% more cost than usual,

2 So many tables had been squeezed in that the staff had a hell of a job serving and kept knocking against chairs

3 Eventually the obvious happened and J ended up with a tray of drinks in her lap.

We and obviously everyone else present blacked that small local business afterwards, they were closed down later that year after about six months of no customers.

Now we limit it to a card, a home cooked meal with an early night for the best gift ever.

There are 364 other days we can buy each other gifts, or go out for a date night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More importantly OP was it a trap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give her a good seeing to, She will be grateful and you get to empty your dirty water..Win Win

Suicide is Painless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More importantly OP was it a trap?

Oooo Yes. What happened?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Apparently my boyfriend doesnt approve of Valentine's day.....should have spent that money on myself rather than him then shouldn't I!

Lowlife !!! if you were home you would have got a 6 pack of VB

No way, half a dozen tinnies of Bundy and Coke or there'd be no root for him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lily has just told me not to get her anything for tomorrow as she isn't getting me anything

is this a trap ?"
oooooh be careful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More importantly OP was it a trap?

Oooo Yes. What happened?

Tell us!!!

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

We agreed not to get each other anything. Guess what she cheated n got me some steak.

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Code red! Clear, present danger!

Have you ever asked: 'What's wrong?' and been told '...Nothing...'.- It's THAT serious.

Consider candle lit dinner for two as a minimum response.

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