FabSwingers.com forum: Airline pick-up chat

By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred , he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman turns to him and says "listen you fucking little arse hole, what the fuck do you want!?"

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face.

"Ryanair"

By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I was using my girlfriends laptop the other day when she walked in, so i closed it down quickly.

'What were you looking at'? she said.

'Flights' I said.

With that she whipped my cock out and gave me the best blow job ever.

I didn't even know she liked darts!