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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm starting with Midsomer Murders.

It's shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"+1"

The place has a higher murder rate than Manc or London combined

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Emmerenders Street & Corriedale Enders

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

All the soaps have the same story lines you only need to watch one to know what's happening in the others...

Midsomer murders leaves me wishing I was the victim lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm right with you on Midsomer Murders. New Tricks can go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ill disagree with the soaps because at least it gives us blokes some peace & quiet while the ladies watch the shite

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

" New Tricks can go."

Are you mad

Amanda Redman is a stunning looking lady

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ill disagree with the soaps because at least it gives us blokes some peace & quiet while the ladies watch the shite

the lads Xbox/ps time I believe it's in the lads bible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The News its all gloom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reality shows lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"reality shows lol"

Big Brother for sure

I like I'm a Celeb, just for the trials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking or dating programs or a combination of both.

Programs about rich people buying or building houses most working class people can't afford.

Period Drama's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X factor

Britains got talent

Basically anything Simon Crowell based !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TopGear

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Corrie, Neckenders, Emmerdale, and any other crap soap I've forgotten.

Add to those, Take me out, Jeremy Bile, Big Brother, and that Rumble in the Jungle shite. Then I'd go for all the property/garden makeover shows, and last but not least Poirot, not because it's particularly bad but ITV 3 has almost become the Poirot channel. It should be given at least a 12 month break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TopGear "

As if you just said this!!! This is about the only program should be on lol xxx ;-P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TopGear "

no way, I'd have nothing to watch otherwise and no reason to turn the tv on when I get bored with the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Davina 'Shout loudly' McCall. And TOWIE, i just don't get why people watch a load of chavs with no proper jobs, bit then it does give me an excuse to turn the tv off and read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Brother. Why not just stream the security camera footage from Brixton prison and save us all from this banal and pointless show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hollyoaks and the graham norton show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geordie Shore and any of those programs where kids are abroad behaving like d*unken imbeciles

Benefit Street and any other program that glorifies being a lazy bastard/drug addict/thief

All American Disney type teen programs who give our UK teens stupid ideas...Hannah Montana, Shake It Up, Suite Life to name but a few...bring back Hong Kong Phooey and Rentaghost!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole of ceebies. Sick of 'peppa pig' she's such a bitch lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastenders

Anything with Harry hill

Eastenders

Anything with Ricky gervase

Eastenders

Miss marple

Eastenders

Downtown abbey

Eastenders

Anything with that twat from the X factor in

Eastenders

Oh and eastenders because it is depressing , terrible acting, unrealistic , crap story lines, depressing, terrible , poor !!!!!!!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

all of the above ^^^ (apart from Top Gear) and i'll raise you Homes Under The Hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splash

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

Match of the Day.....bloody rubbish

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By *reaminmycoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Putney

"Ill disagree with the soaps because at least it gives us blokes some peace & quiet while the ladies watch the shite

It's nice she wraps her thighs over my ears so I don't have to watch or hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any and every reality show ever including xfactor, dancing shows, anything to do with housewives and that stupid dive show with tim whats his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone see Prize Island?

That was beyond poor!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Jezza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jezza "

I almost proposed to you when I read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big brother and splash what a load of tosh

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Splash, The Voice, Big Bro, This Morning, Loose Women, Pointless, The Sky at Night, Midsummer Murders, Casulty, Holby City, Birds of a feather, Benidorm, Location x3, anything with Peter Andre in, University Challenged, Antique Auction kind of programmes, homes under the hammer, come dine with me, take me out, embarrasing bodies and crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastenders

All the reality shows

All the cooking programmes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The Last Leg..

Unfunny , pretentious , childish, smug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X factor so boring now

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The Last Leg..

Unfunny , pretentious , childish, smug."

I find the guy with the disability to his hand a fucking idiot. He was on The Jump recently and just looked out of place and trying to be funny or clever or even justify him being there. My dislike of him has nothing to do with his disability.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The Last Leg..

Unfunny , pretentious , childish, smug.

Alex Brooker.

Not Funny ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe coronation street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread just isn't long enough

TOWIE

Geordie shores

the shit welsh one don't know its name

dancing on ice

the dancing one that's not on ice

x factor

im a celebrity

big brother (should have put that first)

all soaps, hollyoaks first

2 and a half fooking men

anger management, infact anything with Charlie sheen in

I really could go on all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jezza "

oh god yeah, how did I forget him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way is Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only way is Essex

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"this thread just isn't long enough

TOWIE

Geordie shores

the shit welsh one don't know its name

dancing on ice

the dancing one that's not on ice

x factor

im a celebrity

big brother (should have put that first)

all soaps, hollyoaks first

2 and a half fooking men

anger management, infact anything with Charlie sheen in

I really could go on all day

I'll let you have all the rest but you have to leave Big Brother alone

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"this thread just isn't long enough

the shit welsh one don't know its name

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The Valleys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fucking brother!!!! Cannot stand the shite!

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Any reality shows PLEASE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The splash, wud be better without water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"reality shows lol

Big Brother for sure

I like I'm a Celeb, just for the trials

you've watched one celeb eat an anus you have seen them all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TopGear "

You should be burned at the stake for that. Lol

Pretty much for net any soap and most things on daytime tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TopGear

You should be burned at the stake for that. Lol

Pretty much for net any soap and most things on daytime tv"

I'll second that! (the burning at the stake part) I cannot stand Jeremy Clarkson, but Top Gear is a brilliant show!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Citizen Khan....

I win!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eddie stobart trucks and trailers

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

60 minute makeover...as if!!!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"eddie stobart trucks and trailers

they're bad enough on the road ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that Big Brother bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Splash

I like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes...Top Gear

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By *rEfoxMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

X Factor X Factor X Factor!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Lizard Lick Towing. What a load of absolute dross!

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

The One Show

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

any reality tv show,

Emmerdale and Holyoaks,

Derek,

Deeren Brown shite!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Splash

I like this

But your biscuits get wet, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything with orange david dickinson anywhere on it - makes me cringe he does

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lizard Lick Towing. What a load of absolute dross!"
Hey, don't diss Bowbie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lizard Lick Towing. What a load of absolute dross!Hey, don't diss Bowbie!

It is dog shit though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lizard Lick Towing. What a load of absolute dross!Hey, don't diss Bowbie!

It is dog shit though

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I will not wear my tee shirt in protest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lizard Lick Towing. What a load of absolute dross!Hey, don't diss Bowbie!

It is dog shit though

I will not wear my tee shirt in protest.

You make that sound like a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Jack Shitall (Whitehall) he's as dick head who is only famous because of his rich Dad. Steals other people's jokes too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Splash

I like this

But your biscuits get wet, surely? "

Doh I don't actually dive ya know , can you imagine the mess at the bottom of pool with all me biscuits

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lizard Lick Towing. What a load of absolute dross!Hey, don't diss Bowbie!

It is dog shit though

I will not wear my tee shirt in protest.

You make that sound like a bad thing

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It is, my fucking nipples are like Organ stops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny fucking Dyers Deadliest men should be called:

"Danny Dyers un-deadliest men".

I'm watching it now and this guy doesn't scare me.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Anything and everything that isn't good enough to have been on the Dave channel

Apart from River Monsters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Danny fucking Dyers Deadliest men should be called:

"Danny Dyers un-deadliest men".

I'm watching it now and this guy doesn't scare me.

If you was having a shit and he kicked the lav door in and nicked the andrex you might

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By *rickyMickeyMan
over a year ago

anglesey

x factor...the voice...any rubbish like that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Towie, all food shows, all dancing shows, eastenders, casualty, all home makeover shows, charity event phone in shows, late night gambling shows, jeremy kyle. BUT Big Brother must be saved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose women

This morning

BGT

mr & mrs celeb shite

Family fortunes celeb shite

Towie

The one show

New tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lizard Lick Towing. What a load of absolute dross!Hey, don't diss Bowbie!

It is dog shit though

I will not wear my tee shirt in protest.

You make that sound like a bad thing

It is, my fucking nipples are like Organ stops!

Result...!!!

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Miranda.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

*...clears throat...*

Downton Abbey

Mr Selfridge

Dr Who

Musketeers

Hollyoaks

The Voice

Big Brother

Anything with Dominic Littlewood

Anything with Davina McCall

Anything with Paul O'Grady

Anything with Piers Morgan

Two and a half men (Ashton Kutcher version)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*...clears throat...*

Downton Abbey

Mr Selfridge

Dr Who

Musketeers

Hollyoaks

The Voice

Big Brother

Anything with Dominic Littlewood

Anything with Davina McCall

Anything with Paul O'Grady

Anything with Piers Morgan

Two and a half men (Ashton Kutcher version)"

All but Downton Abbey, it makes a lot of women frisky for the "Do you want it up you mi lady" stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HOLLYOAKS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss the British shows since I moved away. I'd axe the 24 hour porn channel here. Hmm on second thought... No!

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By *tevee360Man
over a year ago

Perth

"HOLLYOAKS!!!!"

Agree.

But then what calendar would I hang in my kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the station over if you don't want to watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the soaps should go. So too all the 'Reality/(No)Talent' programmes such as X Factor, BGT, Big Brother, I'm a Celeb etc.

I'm prepared to let Splash survive as that has provided quite a few images for the 'Wank-Bank'.

In regard to BB, Stephen Fry once commented on QI, that its Producer, Peter Bazalgette's grandfather Joseph was the man who built the sewers in London. He said that "Joseph had dedicated his life to pumping the shit out of peoples houses and now Peter was busy pumping it all back in again!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's long axed, but still runs - Murder She Wrote. It's kind of camp, and can have funny moments, as it's so fully of cringe making acting and stories, but should have been axed looong ago.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Miranda."

She is supposed to be a comedian, but I fail to see talent. That show is pure shite and should go.

As should Saints and Scroungers. Inducing hatred, when attention should be given to the scroungers who defraud the country of £millions, such as tax avoiders, bankers etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eddie stobart trucks and trailers

My friend is obsessed with this show

its terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miranda."

Lest funiest show ever. I don't know anyone that likes it yet it still gets another series x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps, The Kardashians and anything with Davina McFoghorn and Jordan

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