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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I just accidentally cut my leg off with a chain saw...

Do I need to see the doctor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just accidentally cut my leg off with a chain saw...

Do I need to see the doctor?

nope, just use a plaster and some salt

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No just use kitchen roll to wipe the blood up you will be ok tomorrow lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I just accidentally cut my leg off with a chain saw...

Do I need to see the doctor?

no, you will be fine. You may notice you will get more weak by the pint of discharged blood spurting from your artery.

but ignore that and stay logged on and chat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop moaning you have another!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Man up ya wuss!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

tut just the one,how many do you need ,im mean really need

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Are you available for a meet tonight?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

cut the other one off to stop you walking lob sided

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

drink lots of vodka..

if that dont work try brandy...

im a doctor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

super glue.. or some pva, a bit of glitter and some ice lolly sticks as a splint

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Your fanny mouth and arse are still working, fancy a meet later?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Are you available for a meet tonight?

Are you any good with a tourniquet??

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"super glue.. or some pva, a bit of glitter and some ice lolly sticks as a splint

Blue peter style

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Just google it...you will be fine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look this lot have no idea....

I was trained in archaic medical techniques

Drink one bottle of whisky to numb the pain

Throw a bottle of vodka over the stump to dsinfect it.

Then use a blow torch to corterise the wound.

By the way you will need someone to get them for you because you will find it difficult to walk

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Your fanny mouth and arse are still working, fancy a meet later?

You still want me with my bleeding stump?? Maybe we could do some medical kinky stuff lol. The leg is in the freezer with the mini milks I'm sure it's fine to sew back on

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Just google it...you will be fine...."

I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't enter any arse kicking competitions

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Your fanny mouth and arse are still working, fancy a meet later?

You still want me with my bleeding stump?? Maybe we could do some medical kinky stuff lol. The leg is in the freezer with the mini milks I'm sure it's fine to sew back on

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Yeah you can do some real kinky fuckery shit with a bleeding stump babe, your hot.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Don't enter any arse kicking competitions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just google it...you will be fine....

I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital

what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Just google it...you will be fine....

I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital

what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..

I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Cheaper Boots, you don't need a pair !

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Cheaper Boots, you don't need a pair ! "

Will people sell me one?? Maybe I need to find someone who's cut off the opposite leg in a freak chainsaw accident and we can go halves.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheaper Boots, you don't need a pair !

Will people sell me one?? Maybe I need to find someone who's cut off the opposite leg in a freak chainsaw accident and we can go halves......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just google it...you will be fine....

I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital

what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..

I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that. "

those cars are ace.. have you seen the real one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just google it...you will be fine....

I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital

what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..

I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that.

those cars are ace.. have you seen the real one? "

Yeah its brilliant but I think I might have sacrificed the authenticity a bit by putting windows in it. Bit bloody windy, wet and cold to drive around in it

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Just google it...you will be fine....

I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital

what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..

I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that.

those cars are ace.. have you seen the real one? "

We have the truck! It's huge!! Cost double what the cars do though but it's a proper boys toy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a truck version?

goes off to that evil site known as 'google'

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

if it was a cock cut off you would all be panicking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the same to my cock and just used super glue. But i stuck it back on upside down. !

My erections look bloody strange now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pop it in some vinegar and brush it with sandpaper. You'll not notice it's gone.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

That's nothing, I just laughed my head off........

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

You should go to the doctor there is an outside chance that you cloud pick up an infection. It would be dreadful if it went bad, you may have to have your leg amputated?

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

That's nothing, I just laughed my head off........

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