FabSwingers.com forum: Reading on the toilet, is it wrong?

By *aro7 OP Man
over a year ago

wickford

Reading on the toilet, is it bad?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

depends what book and if you have more than one loo in the house for others to use

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?"
No it could come in handy if reading a tabloid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well,its one place you get some peace and quiet.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

can't see the attraction myself.

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By *obytwoCouple
over a year ago

Burbage

I agree with Michelle!

It's the only place to escape two daughters & a wifey

Just don't stay on to long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i read emails from here on my phone on the loo sometimes lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yucky yuck yuck. Wrong.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

[Removed by poster at 11/02/14 14:35:45]

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

It's only bad if you rest your elbows on your thighs for more than a chapter/decent article and your legs have gone dead when you try to stand up and pull trousers up

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

I usually catch up on emails and social media.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?"

Men retreat into their cave when on the toilets...reading, doing sudoku, wanking, talking to themselves or their dangly bits...it gives us female time to ourselves...so please do not stop your regular routine for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend her boyfriend would read in the loo and be there over an hour at a time so she got some really nasty clashing colour paints and each wall had a really nasty colour it sorted him out ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?"

not from where I am sitting

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

you would get no peace with me

id be hammering the door if I need a wee lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"you would get no peace with me

id be hammering the door if I need a wee lol"

I always keep a funnel and an empty 2.5l water bottle under the sink...just for that reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my children were toilet training I was told to let them read while on the toilet because it relax'es the body. So I think that if you have more than one loo in the house....go for it...ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i read in the bath and so far only dropped one kindle in the bth

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

If you continue to read, ensure you wipe your ringpiece to stop it goin crusty and sore.

Message ends

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"i read in the bath and so far only dropped one kindle in the bth

HA! I'm on my 3rd!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely if youve healthy bowels theres no real need to read on the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to but these days I don't really like to linger around my shit fumes.

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

"I used to but these days I don't really like to linger around my shit fumes. "

Me neither, I could make a sewer rat gip when I slip a big brown otter off the bank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surely if youve healthy bowels theres no real need to read on the loo

i was thinking this very thing? i dont understand the need to sit there for hours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know its a normal bodily function but the less I know about what, when and how...regarding a partners toiletry habits...the better! Some things really are private!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?"

Book bad red top newspaper ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to but these days I don't really like to linger around my shit fumes.

Me neither, I could make a sewer rat gip when I slip a big brown otter off the bank!"

Eugh! !! Is it just me....or am I alone in finding this a total turn off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what you need to do.....but FAR away from me! I mean...in a different building...on a day I am NOT seeing you!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

What I'd like to know is why do cats follow you to the loo, and want to sit on your lap while you're there?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I read anywhere and everywhere. If I go out to a comedy night on my tod, I'll take a book for the intermissions. Seems natural to read in the loo. I'd only be looking at the walls and ceiling and thinking this needs decorating, otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play solitaire on my phone on the loo. I read in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my children were toilet training I was told to let them read while on the toilet because it relax'es the body. So I think that if you have more than one loo in the house....go for it...ruby"

Did the same with my son and now he sits with his Blackberry playbook and I can't get him off it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'd like to know is why do cats follow you to the loo, and want to sit on your lap while you're there?"

Wish I had a pussy that did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'd like to know is why do cats follow you to the loo, and want to sit on your lap while you're there?

Wish I had a pussy that did that

my cats scratch at the door til you let them in, then they saunter around the bathroom and walk out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always have a browse through twitter while on the bog

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If the hamster is in her ball I close the bathroom door if Im having a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can recommend War and Piss for the constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i read in the bath and so far only dropped one kindle in the bth

HA! I'm on my 3rd!!! xx"

u beat me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time is of short supply.

I say dip into a book. Be inspired. Learn something. Organise your next Fab encounter.

Be free people! Be free!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm gonna get a sign for my toilet door that reads 'library'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading is a toilet, especially since the Thames has burst it's banks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?"

What about typing on fab on the toilet?...I only ask cos I'm doing it now...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

don't stay there too long you will get piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?

What about typing on fab on the toilet?...I only ask cos I'm doing it now...

Pass us some bogroll Greedy... I'm out over here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?

What about typing on fab on the toilet?...I only ask cos I'm doing it now...

Pass us some bogroll Greedy... I'm out over here...

I can't my fingers just went straight through the last square.

Actually ignore that. That was gross. Can we pretend I didn't say it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?

What about typing on fab on the toilet?...I only ask cos I'm doing it now...

Pass us some bogroll Greedy... I'm out over here...

I can't my fingers just went straight through the last square.

Actually ignore that. That was gross. Can we pretend I didn't say it?

Say what...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading on the toilet, is it bad?

What about typing on fab on the toilet?...I only ask cos I'm doing it now...

Pass us some bogroll Greedy... I'm out over here...

I can't my fingers just went straight through the last square.

Actually ignore that. That was gross. Can we pretend I didn't say it?

Say what...???

ahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to concentrate on something while you

prepare for that final! push! hahahahaha!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Yes it is wrong on so many levels. A good way to get piles. Your hands will spread bacteria etc onto the paper. No. Go somewhere where you are clean and in a fit state.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is wrong on so many levels. A good way to get piles. Your hands will spread bacteria etc onto the paper. No. Go somewhere where you are clean and in a fit state."

Unless you wipe your arse with the paper after reading it and flush it.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

I read on the toilet for so long sometimes I'm like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the hamster is in her ball I close the bathroom door if Im having a shit."

That sounds like some kind of KGB code! Do you have a breifcase and a mac??

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