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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture?" I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink??" It's your face and you can't answer anyway! | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture?" The second option are surely guys or TV's, definitely not the same thing as a girl anyway... | |||
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"one from the top and one from the bottom please ![]() Respekkk ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo?" Reading that gave me my first laugh of the day. Cheers dude! ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Reading that gave me my first laugh of the day. Cheers dude! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i like those girl nextdoor types" You like fucking your neighbours? Fair play bro! ![]() | |||
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"I like ones with boobs." *faps* | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ![]() High Five bro! I've got it down to 5 minutes! ![]() | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ![]() 20 mins ~ is that all?! ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway!" Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ![]() ![]() YEs it is, its like in and out. I love quick ones x. | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........" You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. | |||
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"Oi cheeky Monkey do! this girl likes girls with pink curves and rugged looks ![]() I think we can all relate to that Bambs ![]() | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() Le visage! | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face ![]() | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Whoever pinched my bum made my cheeks go bright pink and now I'm all warm inside.. ![]() | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hello gorgeous ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moi!? | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moi?! | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture?" Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't go all bashful on me!! ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() You clearly haven't fallen under the spell of the fab sisterhood - has he ladies? ![]() | |||
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"I own a huge collection of shoes and have a box of different false eyelashes here. I rarely wear makeup but my toenails are often painted. I own, and can use, quite a lot of tools. I'm learning to weld. I'm no wimp and can shift a fair amount of weight (for a casual lifter) when I am training regularly. What sort of woman does that make me?" Multi talented ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() ![]() All hail the sisterhood of the luscious and wonderful bum!! Rugged is how we look, macho is what we like ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats a point but never had a stubble rash from a bird so I cant have. ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeh get on bet you dont ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just use the garden strimmer ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He shouldn't...its not just my ladies I like a little rugged and rough on the edges ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I once watched a clip of a guy use a strimmer on his cock it made me feel sick ![]() | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ![]() you charmer you lol | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ![]() lol thanks yes as all women are welcomed to me ![]() | |||
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" That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 ![]() ![]() Rumbled; it's a Bic really ![]() | |||
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" That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 ![]() ![]() ![]() Big spender you! ![]() | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() I thought as I have a beard and sound like Bernard Manning I would be allowed ![]() | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah, a rugged lady. Yes you are welcome. x | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() And I said I had a promontory liked a rugged coastline. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() I haven't shaved my legs yet, does that count too? ![]() | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mmmmmm scratchy! Yes you are approved too. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() My lovely yummy funky boy!!!! You have no control whatsoever...that's what rugged ladies do, they take control ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() Well you are always welcome but when you say you have a promontory all I think of is your heaving bosom. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel emasculated. :::THREAD FAIL::: | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() I'll arm wrestle you for the right to stay. ![]() | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Surely the Funky Monkey won't be put off by a little Bambi... ![]() | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() Can a moderator close this thread please. I am a victim of cyber bullying from rugged women. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! ![]() ![]() ![]() Rest your head on my promontory. You'll feel better soon. | |||
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"Give me a sexy mare with a bit of an attitude. None of that Barbie bullshit. Tattoos, curves that filthy twinkle in the eye and that dirty smile. If she can cook me a nice chicken meal - i'm closing shop cuz! ![]() ![]() Tarragon chicken/chicken cacciatore/Mediterranean stuffed chicken/good old roast chicken - how would you like it!? ![]() | |||
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"Give me a sexy mare with a bit of an attitude. None of that Barbie bullshit. Tattoos, curves that filthy twinkle in the eye and that dirty smile. If she can cook me a nice chicken meal - i'm closing shop cuz! ![]() ![]() ![]() *adds to hotlist* ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you." Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? ![]() | |||
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"Give me a sexy mare with a bit of an attitude. None of that Barbie bullshit. Tattoos, curves that filthy twinkle in the eye and that dirty smile. If she can cook me a nice chicken meal - i'm closing shop cuz! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Best I get the Bic on my rugged legs ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? ![]() No you can be part of my inner darkness. Think of it as a promotion. | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? ![]() Oh wow, I've never been promoted before!! Will there be fluff? ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? ![]() ![]() Oh such fluff! Very glitter! | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? ![]() ![]() So exciting!!! ![]() | |||
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