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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture?" I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? | |||
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"Ummmm is this a trick question? " No cheating! | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink??" It's your face and you can't answer anyway! | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture?" The second option are surely guys or TV's, definitely not the same thing as a girl anyway... | |||
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"one from the top and one from the bottom please " Respekkk | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo?" Reading that gave me my first laugh of the day. Cheers dude! | |||
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"the bitch with the biggest cock " | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Reading that gave me my first laugh of the day. Cheers dude! " | |||
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"i like those girl nextdoor types" You like fucking your neighbours? Fair play bro! | |||
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"I like ones with boobs." *faps* | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ." | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min . " | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ." High Five bro! I've got it down to 5 minutes! | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ." 20 mins ~ is that all?! | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway!" Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min . 20 mins ~ is that all?! " YEs it is, its like in and out. I love quick ones x. | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........" You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. | |||
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"Oi cheeky Monkey do! this girl likes girls with pink curves and rugged looks " I think we can all relate to that Bambs | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! " *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school " Le visage! | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school Le visage!" Just had a vision of a spitroast....my grill would definitely go bright red in such a situation! | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school " *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face " Whoever pinched my bum made my cheeks go bright pink and now I'm all warm inside.. | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face Whoever pinched my bum made my cheeks go bright pink and now I'm all warm inside.. " | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face Whoever pinched my bum made my cheeks go bright pink and now I'm all warm inside.. " Hello gorgeous I've missed you | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face Whoever pinched my bum made my cheeks go bright pink and now I'm all warm inside.. Hello gorgeous I've missed you " Moi!? | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face Whoever pinched my bum made my cheeks go bright pink and now I'm all warm inside.. Hello gorgeous I've missed you Moi!?" Moi?! | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture?" Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? | |||
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"My grill is only pink when a certain derrière appears! *whispers* can you tell me what a 'grill' is? they never taught me that at Sunday school *whispers whilst pinching bambi's bottom* I'm told it means face Whoever pinched my bum made my cheeks go bright pink and now I'm all warm inside.. Hello gorgeous I've missed you Moi!?" Don't go all bashful on me!! | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? " You clearly haven't fallen under the spell of the fab sisterhood - has he ladies? | |||
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" Hello gorgeous I've missed you Moi!? Don't go all bashful on me!! " I'm shy, you know that! | |||
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"I own a huge collection of shoes and have a box of different false eyelashes here. I rarely wear makeup but my toenails are often painted. I own, and can use, quite a lot of tools. I'm learning to weld. I'm no wimp and can shift a fair amount of weight (for a casual lifter) when I am training regularly. What sort of woman does that make me?" Multi talented | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? " If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? You clearly haven't fallen under the spell of the fab sisterhood - has he ladies? " All hail the sisterhood of the luscious and wonderful bum!! Rugged is how we look, macho is what we like | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? " Thats a point but never had a stubble rash from a bird so I cant have. | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? Thats a point but never had a stubble rash from a bird so I cant have. " That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? Thats a point but never had a stubble rash from a bird so I cant have. That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 " Yeh get on bet you dont | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? Thats a point but never had a stubble rash from a bird so I cant have. That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 " I just use the garden strimmer | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? Thats a point but never had a stubble rash from a bird so I cant have. That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 Yeh get on bet you dont " He shouldn't...its not just my ladies I like a little rugged and rough on the edges | |||
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"A question for the bros, what sort of chicks give you a boner yo? Pretty, girly girly birds with pink shit all up in their grills? Or a bit of rough, five O Clock shadow, flatulant hairy arses? Or a mixture? Never having met one what does a rugged woman look like? And do they have special talents? If you don't know what one looks like, how do you know if you've met one? Thats a point but never had a stubble rash from a bird so I cant have. That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 I just use the garden strimmer " I once watched a clip of a guy use a strimmer on his cock it made me feel sick | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min ." you charmer you lol | |||
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"I am not fussie how she look all I want is her pussie for 20min . you charmer you lol" lol thanks yes as all women are welcomed to me x. | |||
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" That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 Yeh get on bet you dont " Rumbled; it's a Bic really | |||
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" That reminds me, I must put a new blade in the mach3 Yeh get on bet you dont Rumbled; it's a Bic really " Big spender you! | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. " I thought as I have a beard and sound like Bernard Manning I would be allowed | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. I thought as I have a beard and sound like Bernard Manning I would be allowed " Ah, a rugged lady. Yes you are welcome. x | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. I thought as I have a beard and sound like Bernard Manning I would be allowed Ah, a rugged lady. Yes you are welcome. x" And I said I had a promontory liked a rugged coastline. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. I thought as I have a beard and sound like Bernard Manning I would be allowed Ah, a rugged lady. Yes you are welcome. x" I haven't shaved my legs yet, does that count too? | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. I thought as I have a beard and sound like Bernard Manning I would be allowed Ah, a rugged lady. Yes you are welcome. x I haven't shaved my legs yet, does that count too? " Mmmmmm scratchy! Yes you are approved too. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. " My lovely yummy funky boy!!!! You have no control whatsoever...that's what rugged ladies do, they take control | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. I thought as I have a beard and sound like Bernard Manning I would be allowed Ah, a rugged lady. Yes you are welcome. x And I said I had a promontory liked a rugged coastline." Well you are always welcome but when you say you have a promontory all I think of is your heaving bosom. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. My lovely yummy funky boy!!!! You have no control whatsoever...that's what rugged ladies do, they take control " I feel emasculated. :::THREAD FAIL::: | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. " I'll arm wrestle you for the right to stay. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. My lovely yummy funky boy!!!! You have no control whatsoever...that's what rugged ladies do, they take control I feel emasculated. :::THREAD FAIL:::" Surely the Funky Monkey won't be put off by a little Bambi... | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. I'll arm wrestle you for the right to stay. " Can a moderator close this thread please. I am a victim of cyber bullying from rugged women. | |||
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"This thread is for the bros! What are all you silly girls doing in it!?! GAH! It's spoilt. I'll arm wrestle you for the right to stay. Can a moderator close this thread please. I am a victim of cyber bullying from rugged women." Rest your head on my promontory. You'll feel better soon. | |||
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"Give me a sexy mare with a bit of an attitude. None of that Barbie bullshit. Tattoos, curves that filthy twinkle in the eye and that dirty smile. If she can cook me a nice chicken meal - i'm closing shop cuz! " Tarragon chicken/chicken cacciatore/Mediterranean stuffed chicken/good old roast chicken - how would you like it!? | |||
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"Give me a sexy mare with a bit of an attitude. None of that Barbie bullshit. Tattoos, curves that filthy twinkle in the eye and that dirty smile. If she can cook me a nice chicken meal - i'm closing shop cuz! Tarragon chicken/chicken cacciatore/Mediterranean stuffed chicken/good old roast chicken - how would you like it!? " *adds to hotlist* | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you." Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? | |||
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"Give me a sexy mare with a bit of an attitude. None of that Barbie bullshit. Tattoos, curves that filthy twinkle in the eye and that dirty smile. If she can cook me a nice chicken meal - i'm closing shop cuz! Tarragon chicken/chicken cacciatore/Mediterranean stuffed chicken/good old roast chicken - how would you like it!? *adds to hotlist* " Best I get the Bic on my rugged legs | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? " No you can be part of my inner darkness. Think of it as a promotion. | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? No you can be part of my inner darkness. Think of it as a promotion." Oh wow, I've never been promoted before!! Will there be fluff? | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? No you can be part of my inner darkness. Think of it as a promotion. Oh wow, I've never been promoted before!! Will there be fluff? " Oh such fluff! Very glitter! | |||
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"I'm not sure where my grills are, how do I know if they are pink?? It's your face and you can't answer anyway! Oh my face is never pink....legs yes, face no........ You put pink make-up on your legs? You're weird. I like you. Erm, thank you?? But alas, it was not make-up, but pink fishnet tights. Will I be consigned to outer darkness now?? No you can be part of my inner darkness. Think of it as a promotion. Oh wow, I've never been promoted before!! Will there be fluff? Oh such fluff! Very glitter!" So exciting!!! | |||
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