FabSwingers.com forum: Tuesday Morning Swapshop!

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am on a diet but I weakened yesterday and bought a packet of Haribo Pandas, (they're vanilla and blueberry flavour or something).

I ate a few and felt guilt, and am looking to palm...um...rehome them.

Then, it occurred to me, why not resurrect the concept of Swapshop. As long as I don't have to grow a beard and wear dodgy jumpers like Noel Edmonds did. This site is all about swapping after all!

So, what am I offered in exchange for half a packet of Haribo Pandas?

(No pandas were harmed in the making of this post)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

I not got much else than a packet of Rolos!!

which I can touch!! so on serious note how about bottle Coconut Bubble Bath least you wont drink it!!!

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Whatever you want for them if you wear those boots when I collect them! Mmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have five unused Braincells that need a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a banana

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Whatever you want for them if you wear those boots when I collect them! Mmmm!

Now *that* could be an expensive offer! lol

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Hahahaha

I not got much else than a packet of Rolos!!

which I can touch!! so on serious note how about bottle Coconut Bubble Bath least you wont drink it!!!

Ooh I don't know. In the depths of diet desperation, anything that smells foody may become fair game!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Jump in people. What have you got to swap and what are you after?

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Whatever you want for them if you wear those boots when I collect them! Mmmm!

Now *that* could be an expensive offer! lol"

But worth every penny!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Right, I'm off to bed. Look after my thread in my absence please. My pandas need a good home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahahaha

I not got much else than a packet of Rolos!!

which I can touch!! so on serious note how about bottle Coconut Bubble Bath least you wont drink it!!!

Ooh I don't know. In the depths of diet desperation, anything that smells foody may become fair game!"

well good luck with it missy keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I swap all my... mondays, tuesdays, , Wednesday, Thursday, and Fridays for all Saturdays and Sundays please

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Depends what u do on those days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll swap your pandas for box of skinny lattes, only one left in the box. Box comes free

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll swap your pandas for box of skinny lattes, only one left in the box. Box comes free"

Virago - if my 'anything u want' offer doesnt beat one latte and a box I will be seriously offended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll swap your pandas for box of skinny lattes, only one left in the box. Box comes free

Virago - if my 'anything u want' offer doesnt beat one latte and a box I will be seriously offended!

But thats soooo vague. I'll raise your i'll do anything offer and throw in a nearly new teabag too

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Haribo for Teabagging..... now there is a Swap

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'll swap your pandas for box of skinny lattes, only one left in the box. Box comes free

Virago - if my 'anything u want' offer doesnt beat one latte and a box I will be seriously offended!

But thats soooo vague. I'll raise your i'll do anything offer and throw in a nearly new teabag too"

I don't like tea. "Anything I want" is in the lead atm, despite having conditions attached.

(I can't get to sleep, which is a nuisance since I'm shattered)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual favours. Though I'd be getting the much better deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swop you a headache and swollen neck ? I've had enough of it now

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Swop you a headache and swollen neck ? I've had enough of it now

Uh, I'll pass, sorry!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sexual favours. Though I'd be getting the much better deal

Half a bag of Haribo is better than sexual favours from you? With an advertisement like that... lol

You might want to work on your marketing strategy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I say, I like Haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I say, I like Haribos

I live near the Haribo Factory...ill swap you that for your Shark!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you've got yourself a deal!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you've got yourself a deal!

{Shakes the Shark}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll go off if you shake it too hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast. "

Will you accept a sausage sarni for partial access?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins"

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast.

Will you accept a sausage sarni for partial access?

Only with brown sauce

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

I may get some go faster stripes.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

I may get some go faster stripes. "

Where?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

I may get some go faster stripes.

Where?

Like on Pimp My Ride

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

I may get some go faster stripes.

Where?

Like on Pimp My Ride

So along the sides of your bodywork? Or on the bonnet, (or hood since it's yank TV)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast.

Will you accept a sausage sarni for partial access?

Only with brown sauce

Bugger {only has ketchup}

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've got a book I'm not so sure about - it's some of the scripts from the Two Ronnies - I thought it was R Barker's autobiography

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

I may get some go faster stripes.

Where?

Like on Pimp My Ride

So along the sides of your bodywork? Or on the bonnet, (or hood since it's yank TV)?"

Maybe a flame running from each bum cheek down the back of my thighs.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a book I'm not so sure about - it's some of the scripts from the Two Ronnies - I thought it was R Barker's autobiography

Could I tempt you to swap your Aaar Bark book for a partially completed Mould a Willy kit?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast. "

Restricted????

No black pudding for you then!!!!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

I may get some go faster stripes.

Where?

Like on Pimp My Ride

So along the sides of your bodywork? Or on the bonnet, (or hood since it's yank TV)?

Maybe a flame running from each bum cheek down the back of my thighs. "

Easy peasy. I have some lighter fluid and some matches. Drop yer trousers and stand still

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've got a book I'm not so sure about - it's some of the scripts from the Two Ronnies - I thought it was R Barker's autobiography

Could I tempt you to swap your Aaar Bark book for a partially completed Mould a Willy kit?"

This is starting to sound very like a graphic but slightly confused story we got from Fox at the circus social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a packet of smoky bacon crisps. Up for a swap. I'm after a week away somewhere hot or some cream for my carpet burns

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Ok guys and gals I have a Shark and partial access to an actual man...will swap for cold hard cash £100 ono preferably in £2 coins

OMG it's turned into Pimp My Ryan on here!

You turn your back for 5 minutes...

I may get some go faster stripes.

Where?

Like on Pimp My Ride

So along the sides of your bodywork? Or on the bonnet, (or hood since it's yank TV)?

Maybe a flame running from each bum cheek down the back of my thighs.

Easy peasy. I have some lighter fluid and some matches. Drop yer trousers and stand still

For the love of God.... Noooooooo!!!!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a packet of smoky bacon crisps. Up for a swap. I'm after a week away somewhere hot or some cream for my carpet burns "

I've got some aloe vera gel (fresh from a plant), Sudocrem or Elizabeth Arden 8hr cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a packet of smoky bacon crisps. Up for a swap. I'm after a week away somewhere hot or some cream for my carpet burns

I've got some aloe vera gel (fresh from a plant), Sudocrem or Elizabeth Arden 8hr cream."

Before I take u up on your offer I shall await to see if I get the week away offer. They are walkers crisps so well worth it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast.

Restricted????

No black pudding for you then!!!!"

It's only my back door that's locked. Surely that secures a tatie scone at least?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After this thread I'm off to buy stuff for a sausage sarni. So I'll have about 6 sausages to trade.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have a packet of smoky bacon crisps. Up for a swap. I'm after a week away somewhere hot or some cream for my carpet burns

I've got some aloe vera gel (fresh from a plant), Sudocrem or Elizabeth Arden 8hr cream."

Whenever I say aloe Vera I always have to wave

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast.

Restricted????

No black pudding for you then!!!!

It's only my back door that's locked. Surely that secures a tatie scone at least?"

What did you think I was going to do with the pudding??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a packet of smoky bacon crisps. Up for a swap. I'm after a week away somewhere hot or some cream for my carpet burns

I've got some aloe vera gel (fresh from a plant), Sudocrem or Elizabeth Arden 8hr cream.

Whenever I say aloe Vera I always have to wave

Mentalist

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've got some mini snack snossages in the 'fridge, but no bread.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I've got 4 Richmond sausages going spare...uncooked and untouched...might even throw the frying pan in for the right swap hehe

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a packet of smoky bacon crisps. Up for a swap. I'm after a week away somewhere hot or some cream for my carpet burns

I've got some aloe vera gel (fresh from a plant), Sudocrem or Elizabeth Arden 8hr cream.

Whenever I say aloe Vera I always have to wave

I've got about 30 of them. I started with one about three years ago but the sodding things make babies faster than I can palm them off on people. They're worse than triffids, save for the killing people, and I'm sure they are trying to take over the world.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've got 4 Richmond sausages going spare...uncooked and untouched...might even throw the frying pan in for the right swap hehe

People won't swap with you if you throw frying pans at them

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I will offer free (restricted) access to my body for a full English or Scottish breakfast.

Restricted????

No black pudding for you then!!!!

It's only my back door that's locked. Surely that secures a tatie scone at least?

What did you think I was going to do with the pudding??

Ooh you're proper kinky

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I've got 4 Richmond sausages going spare...uncooked and untouched...might even throw the frying pan in for the right swap hehe

People won't swap with you if you throw frying pans at them

Ooooops ...my violent side slipped out then

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

What did you think I was going to do with the pudding??

Ooh you're proper kinky

Nooooo.........Thats what the white pudding is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half used bottle of Cravendale belonging to Catherine from the fridge at work...still in date until Friday [looks around the room] oh and a male catheter pack anyone...will swap for a muffin {fnar fnar}

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Half used bottle of Cravendale belonging to Catherine from the fridge at work...still in date until Friday [looks around the room] oh and a male catheter pack anyone...will swap for a muffin {fnar fnar}

Now we're talking....anyone volunteering for the catheter???hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody want to swap our snow! Stoke has just closed down

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Anybody want to swap our snow! Stoke has just closed down

I'm sat in stafford services waiting for the blizzard to stop. Fookin weather

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Bloody el....

I want that snow!!!!.....You can have the beautiful rainbow that is outside my window now (but you need to catch it yourself)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. I need to up my stakes !!

Currently a bag of crisps. Will add to the swap. A twix an apple and a packet of strawberry chewits for a week away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody el....

I want that snow!!!!.....You can have the beautiful rainbow that is outside my window now (but you need to catch it yourself)

I'm on my way

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

To anyone who had their hearts set on my 4 Richmond sausages I have a confession to make ...I just ate them

Sorry

punishment accepted

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not sure about Haribo Pandas but I have some holier than thou rice crackers you can have.

I've got a scone, clotted cream and strawberry jam to swap (save me from myself please).

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am adding my collection of toenail clippings to my offer of the Haribo pandas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok. I need to up my stakes !!

Currently a bag of crisps. Will add to the swap. A twix an apple and a packet of strawberry chewits for a week away "

Well I have eaten the apple and chewits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an orgasm I'd like to exchange with someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an orgasm I'd like to exchange with someone."

Always up for a swap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an orgasm I'd like to exchange with someone."

would half a bag of doritos make a fair swap? they are heatwave flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would half a bag of doritos make a fair swap? they are heatwave flavour

Straight swaps only!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

i have a wife for swaps, a pig to get going in the mornings. the body work isn't too bad for the year,beginning to sag in the middle. there's a leak on the bottom end, but it doesn't affect the ride though!, serviced regular. collection only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have given it much thought.

I would like to offer you a smile, the kind that gives you a warm feeling and makes you smile back. And for you to keep the pandas and enjoy them.

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