FabSwingers.com forum: parachuteing

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Yesterday my daughter-in-law again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when she came over yesterday I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun