FabSwingers.com forum: The OAP factor

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

There was a father nice silver Fox at xstasia the other weekend

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There was a father nice silver Fox at xstasia the other weekend

Was there....I never noticed him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are older men & older more distinguished men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of attractive older women on here

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are lots of attractive older women on here

Yes there are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are distinguished older men and delectable older men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats termed as old?...im 45..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old is when your libido exceeds your stamina

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Whats termed as old?...im 45.."

A very sexy 45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats termed as old?...im 45.."

So am I so your not old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very old here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with a front like that one cannot be old phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the saying goes age is just a number ,give me carol vorderman any night of the week

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am afraid i have fallen in love with special K, SHE WOULD KEEP ONE REGULAR LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Good luck

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

I must say I have a soft spot for older me

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Good luck

cheers mate....

at the age lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Good luck

cheers mate....

at the age lol...

Haha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BELIEVE ME SONNY THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN ITS YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF FUN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

You can check mine

lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

You can check mine

lol"

Run out of lube so going in dry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ment receiving not giving lol

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

best offer ive had for a while lol...

gum clinic visit too...can you check me out down there lol ?,...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am afraid i have fallen in love with special K, SHE WOULD KEEP ONE REGULAR LOL"

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel old.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

best offer ive had for a while lol...

gum clinic visit too...can you check me out down there lol ?,..."

Hummmm not sure I want to examine that green stuff coming out your bell end

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

You can check mine

lol

Run out of lube so going in dry lol"

hoping they will be gentle lol..x

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Hell I, fem am 55, but no way am I old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

You can check mine

lol

Run out of lube so going in dry lol"

Hahaha

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"There was a father nice silver Fox at xstasia the other weekend

Oooh, I spotted him too. Every time I wanted to chat to him, either he or I were busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm 40 and you can do me dry anytime xx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There was a father nice silver Fox at xstasia the other weekend

Oooh, I spotted him too. Every time I wanted to chat to him, either he or I were busy."

Where was he I missed him...

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"im getting old...

booking prostate check next week...

now theres a nice thought..

Bend over I'll check it for you...

best offer ive had for a while lol...

gum clinic visit too...can you check me out down there lol ?,...

Hummmm not sure I want to examine that green stuff coming out your bell end

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yes green dont look nice with blood in it....and the smell....well...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well I'm 40 and you can do me dry anytime xx"

Think you might need to inspect your age on your profile it says 34

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a father nice silver Fox at xstasia the other weekend

Oooh, I spotted him too. Every time I wanted to chat to him, either he or I were busy.

Where was he I missed him...

It wasn't gorge Clooney was it? Lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

What's classed as old these days ???

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There was a father nice silver Fox at xstasia the other weekend

Oooh, I spotted him too. Every time I wanted to chat to him, either he or I were busy.

Where was he I missed him...

It wasn't gorge Clooney was it? Lol "

I doubt it....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm 40 and you can do me dry anytime xx

Think you might need to inspect your age on your profile it says 34

He's been rumbled lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What's classed as old these days ???"

Not your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a father nice silver Fox at xstasia the other weekend

Oooh, I spotted him too. Every time I wanted to chat to him, either he or I were busy.

Where was he I missed him...

It wasn't gorge Clooney was it? Lol

You never know lol

I doubt it....lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope I'm not past it already

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hope I'm not past it already

No you have the OAP factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only 14...in Dog years

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope I'm not past it already

No you have the OAP factor

Is that so......,,,, thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always liked older men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OAP reporting for prostate examination and ED testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats termed as old?...im 45..

A very sexy 45

Easy tiger im blushing...

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By *exiSlutBabeWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I love silver foxes as it says in my profile, the best sex I ever had (and still have regularly) is with a guy in his late 50s

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I have always liked older men

I just knew you'd be in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very old here

older = tastier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 when is over the hill then ? Lol

Her

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Very old here

A mere babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very old here

older = tastier

Mmmmm.... Like a really ripe cheese...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very old here

older = tastier

Mmmmm.... Like a really ripe cheese... "

I likes cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had enough hair to be a silver fox.....more like cue ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very old here

older = tastier

That'll be the decaying flesh

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By *layfulposerMan
over a year ago

leicester

Whats a prostrate

Sorry dementia setting in

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Whats a prostrate

Sorry dementia setting in

your the right age .. go to docs get it checked.. nothing to lose..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

There are a few scorching hot 50-somethings on here

Unfortunately, the 50-somethings who message me if I change my age range to include them, mostly look like 70-somethings!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"There are a few scorching hot 50-somethings on here

Unfortunately, the 50-somethings who message me if I change my age range to include them, mostly look like 70-somethings!"

50 year olds that look over 70 ?....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are a few scorching hot 50-somethings on here

Unfortunately, the 50-somethings who message me if I change my age range to include them, mostly look like 70-somethings!

50 year olds that look over 70 ?...."

Oh yes!!!!

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By *ldgentlejimboMan
over a year ago

gloucester

Cant remember whether I am old or middle aged now

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There are a few scorching hot 50-somethings on here

Unfortunately, the 50-somethings who message me if I change my age range to include them, mostly look like 70-somethings!

50 year olds that look over 70 ?...."

Or 60 or 70-somethings whose fingers slipped when filling in their dates of birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have always liked older men

I just knew you'd be in here

Have you missed me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OAP?

'Ope and Prayer in my case.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very old here

older = tastier

Mmmmm.... Like a really ripe cheese...

I likes cheese

Wooohooo... Any excuse not to shower...!!!

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"There are a few scorching hot 50-somethings on here

Unfortunately, the 50-somethings who message me if I change my age range to include them, mostly look like 70-somethings!

50 year olds that look over 70 ?....

Oh yes!!!!"

im nearly 50 dont look a day over 65ish...

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Very old here

older = tastier

Mmmmm.... Like a really ripe cheese...

I likes cheese

Does it go with g & t

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Would I be considered an OAP at almost 56 ? (It's my birthday in 2 weeks...party time??)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few scorching hot 50-somethings on here

Unfortunately, the 50-somethings who message me if I change my age range to include them, mostly look like 70-somethings!"

I thought it was just me that got those. I feel your pain.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

Is 43 an older guy?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

Is 43 an older guy? "

No darling

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Would I be considered an OAP at almost 56 ? (It's my birthday in 2 weeks...party time??)

NO!!!!!! X

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Would I be considered an OAP at almost 56 ? (It's my birthday in 2 weeks...party time??)

NO!!!!!! X"

Aaaw thank you hunny...I'll put the zimmer frame back in the cupboard for a bit longer hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very old here

older = tastier

Mmmmm.... Like a really ripe cheese...

I likes cheese

Does it go with g & t

Most definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a prostrate

Sorry dementia setting in

your the right age .. go to docs get it checked.. nothing to lose..

Very good advice. Checked in Oct 13. Diagnosed in Nov 13. Treatment started in Dec 13 and completed in May 14. Cured and testosterone returning with no side effects.

At 56 i'm looking forward to a few decades of sharing the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very old here

older = tastier

Mmmmm.... Like a really ripe cheese...

I likes cheese

Wooohooo... Any excuse not to shower...!!!

Not THAT ripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of an old fart here! Many a good tune played on an old fiddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

I'm only 6 years older than you!

Pfffffftt!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

I'm only 6 years older than you!

Pfffffftt!!

Yes and you are HOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You coffin robbing Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

I'm only 6 years older than you!

Pfffffftt!!

Yes and you are HOT

"
I was once hot you know . In my day

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Whats a prostrate

Sorry dementia setting in

your the right age .. go to docs get it checked.. nothing to lose..

Very good advice. Checked in Oct 13. Diagnosed in Nov 13. Treatment started in Dec 13 and completed in May 14. Cured and testosterone returning with no side effects.

At 56 i'm looking forward to a few decades of sharing the love

good to hear it went well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats termed as old?...im 45.."

Ya just a lad

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Whats termed as old?...im 45..

Ya just a lad

Ya only as old as the woman you feel eh PP

Hehe

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

Is 43 an older guy? "

Yes in my world but do have a thing for men aged 40-52 at the moment

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Private parts is an OAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

Hope I'm included in that?

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Private parts is an OAP

Haha love it

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

I'm only 6 years older than you!

Pfffffftt!!

Yes and you are HOT

Awwww fanks. You're not bad yourself

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

I'm only 6 years older than you!

Pfffffftt!!

Yes and you are HOT

Awwww fanks. You're not bad yourself

Thanks hot stuff...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

Hope I'm included in that?

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I thought I better delete that last comment

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yay .. again an older guys arent so bad thread ... just put your age limits up and invite me into your lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

I'm only 6 years older than you!

Pfffffftt!!

Yes and you are HOT

I was once hot you know . In my day

Still are too

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Very old here

older = tastier

Mmmmm.... Like a really ripe cheese...

I likes cheese

Does it go with g & t

Glad to know you haven't lost all our tastes lol

Most definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Private parts is an OAP

Haha love it

D x "

Oh wait till I get the energy to catch up with you 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some rather hot older guys on here are the minute...I'm in heaven...

Btw the title of the thread is tongue in cheek I don't think older men are OAP's....

Nowt wrong wi yer eyesight then...

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Private parts is an OAP

Haha love it

D x

Oh wait till I get the energy to catch up with you 2

Your gonna have to catch me first next time hehe

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always dreamt of being a hot older guy. Dreams are funny things eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

Errrrr.... Pass...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

Can you hear all these women jumping at the offer??

No??

Then turn your hearing aid up old man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

Can you hear all these women jumping at the offer??

No??

Then turn your hearing aid up old man

Eh wot ya sayin

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

What do I get for my birthday????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

Can you hear all these women jumping at the offer??

No??

Then turn your hearing aid up old man

Awww don't be mean, PP is a sweet old dude... Says she who's not far behind him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

Can you hear all these women jumping at the offer??

No??

Then turn your hearing aid up old man

He can't remember where he left it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

Ask and you shall receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a question for the "old farts..i mean men"

Does your zimmers ever get in the way when your trying to get ya leg over ?

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over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

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whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

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over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

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over a year ago

"So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

Can you hear all these women jumping at the offer??

No??

Then turn your hearing aid up old man

Awww don't be mean, PP is a sweet old dude... Says she who's not far behind him

Cheques in the post and I'll get you a nice drink when I catch up with ya young lady x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm getting pp a flat cap and a pipe and a Zimmer frame

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over a year ago

"I'm getting pp a flat cap and a pipe and a Zimmer frame

Make sure the zimmer is turbo charged

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm getting pp a flat cap and a pipe and a Zimmer frame

Make sure the zimmer is turbo charged

Awe it's obviously your turn tonight darling

We all love ya really

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting pp a flat cap and a pipe and a Zimmer frame

Make sure the zimmer is turbo charged

I'm feeling jealous now. I want one too

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???"

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

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over a year ago

"So who wants to give this OAP a sympathy blowjob on my birthday then

Can you hear all these women jumping at the offer??

No??

Then turn your hearing aid up old man

Awww don't be mean, PP is a sweet old dude... Says she who's not far behind him

Cheques in the post and I'll get you a nice drink when I catch up with ya young lady x

Ill hold you to that PP, and you know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean I have to get my clothing from greenwoods and M&S ???

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"What do I get for my birthday????

Ask and you shall receive

Oooooh really????? Mmmmm let me think carefully

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over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

Oh its gonna be a good un

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

Oh its gonna be a good un

Wooooohoooooo ...happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me hehehe

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over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

Oh its gonna be a good un

Wooooohoooooo ...happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me hehehe

10 days and counting to mine

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

Oh its gonna be a good un

Wooooohoooooo ...happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me hehehe

10 days and counting to mine

What you are going to be 51

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over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

Oh its gonna be a good un

Wooooohoooooo ...happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me hehehe

Nice to see you got your birthday wish

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Our birthdays must be fairly close misscheeky x

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over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

On me way over Petal...

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over a year ago

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

Oh its gonna be a good un

Wooooohoooooo ...happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me hehehe

10 days and counting to mine

What you are going to be 51

Yep a real oldie then

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What do I get for my birthday????

whatever you like so long as its in the price range of my war pension

War of the Roses...???

Red rose here....bring it on hehehe !!!

Oh its gonna be a good un

Wooooohoooooo ...happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me hehehe

10 days and counting to mine

What you are going to be 51

Yep a real oldie then

Omg

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By *he GriswaldsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Depends your classification of old?

Mr G is close to 49 and in cracking nick!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Depends your classification of old?

Mr G is close to 49 and in cracking nick!

That's good and 49 is not old...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"There are a few scorching hot 50-somethings on here

Unfortunately, the 50-somethings who message me if I change my age range to include them, mostly look like 70-somethings!"

And they lie about their age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to getter older after reading this thread...although at my age i think I'm there already lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Looking forward to getter older after reading this thread...although at my age i think I'm there already lol

You are....smokin for 45

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over a year ago

"Depends your classification of old?

Mr G is close to 49 and in cracking nick!

That's good and 49 is not old...

And neither is 51

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Depends your classification of old?

Mr G is close to 49 and in cracking nick!

That's good and 49 is not old...

And neither is 51

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends your classification of old?

Mr G is close to 49 and in cracking nick!

That's good and 49 is not old...

And neither is 51

Are you sure?

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking forward to getter older after reading this thread...although at my age i think I'm there already lol

You are....smokin for 45

oh my.....you have me blushing

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Looking forward to getter older after reading this thread...although at my age i think I'm there already lol

You are....smokin for 45

oh my.....you have me blushing

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By *he GriswaldsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Depends your classification of old?

Mr G is close to 49 and in cracking nick!

That's good and 49 is not old...

That'll cheer him up as we've already planned his 50th!

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

You are classed as a OAP if you are over 50 on Fab, luckily there are still some that don't mind us oldies lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats termed as old?...im 45..

So am I so your not old

We are both sexy then eh...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

So, at 53, how many more years do I have before I need putting down then? Bearing in mind in 28 in my head.

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