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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me "

Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn dont have an ironing board so next please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me

Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!! "

How about the coffee table and don't say its a glass one

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me "

I would prefer up the wall, then the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa or dining table please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and anywhere else you fancy

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me "

Sofa or car bonnet please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sofa is against the wall

ironing board is at my mams.

my arse wouldnt take such punishment lol

no thanks

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Oh yes, I thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get back to the ironing board, my shirt needs ironing biatch

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Oooh yes please...then there's a basket of ironing you can do for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board."

... why the ironing board?...

...I can't think of a single sex position that would work on an ironing board?...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Your sofa or bed woukd do just fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get back to the ironing board, my shirt needs ironing biatch "

bollocks uncle Fester iron ya own

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By *denlouWoman
over a year ago

bideford

Yes please x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9yJ3Az9gjM

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 09/02/14 20:05:24]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Malibu Wave Rider

A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.

To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.

Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.

Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.

Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."

Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"

Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."

Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

From Urban Dictionary .... wasn't sure of being able to post the link

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just may have to try that out if I can get a lady volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me

Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!!

How about the coffee table and don't say its a glass one "

No the coffee table would work just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Malibu Wave Rider

A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.

To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.

Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.

Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.

Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."

Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"

Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."

Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am spoilt for choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me "

Is this the missing verse from that Dr Hook song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't iron so I don't own an ironing board.

Never mind.

X

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me "

Have you all your chores? No hanky panky if not

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

[Removed by poster at 10/02/14 00:07:38]

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

But I have a steampress so not such a good idea...sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me

Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!!

How about the coffee table and don't say its a glass one

No the coffee table would work just fine "

ding dong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am spoilt for choice "

are you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am spoilt for choice

are you now"

Very much so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board.

Would you let me "

Where did get a strong sturdy iron board from

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