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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fancy a shag??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Could you be a little more direct ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Could you be a little more direct ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont well all dear.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

But I'm about to run a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if u cum down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm... Can I finish this coffee first?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"But I'm about to run a bath

Have one after...I like it dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are the one supposed to cum down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh go on then if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag??

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I am sure your mail box will be filling up .. xx with all sorts of offers .. You see .

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ermmm... Can I finish this coffee first?"

Yes

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Sorry laughing here trying to think of a quick retort like 'no love its not bed time yet' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a shag, full on session, heh heh heh

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fancy a shag??

I am sure your mail box will be filling up .. xx with all sorts of offers .. You see .

Haha....it's tongue in cheek but if a rather alluring man was to message you never know what the future of _isscheekychops sex life would be like...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sorry laughing here trying to think of a quick retort like 'no love its not bed time yet' lol

Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe later after I've watched the rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might try a similar thread, although will expect a chorus of abuse as a bloke asking always gets!

But to answer the question...yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were both very tired!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No, sorry. I'm waiting for my offer from keenfucktographer.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Maybe later after I've watched the rugby

What!!!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do

I'm a one minute woman so it's ok....

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Maybe later after I've watched the rugby

What!!!!!

Do you think he knows my ex? hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to Paradise club later you'll get shagged silly

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Come to Paradise club later you'll get shagged silly

You reckon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do

I'm a one minute woman so it's ok....

Shall I come to you or you coming here

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Come to Paradise club later you'll get shagged silly

You reckon...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Go on then. My cock leaves at 9 - make sure you're on it

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do

I'm a one minute woman so it's ok....

Shall I come to you or you coming here

You can come here....I don't travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag??

I've just seen some cormorants

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Go on then. My cock leaves at 9 - make sure you're on it

Full steam ahead choo choo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do

Can you multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to Paradise club later you'll get shagged silly

You reckon...

I do indeed

I'm lining up lots of hot young and old lol men

If you don't help tomorrow I will be walking like John Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs

Aww come here have a titty hug lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do

Can you multitask

You know I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag??

I've just seen some cormorants

The common cormorant, or shag,

Lays eggs inside a paper bag.

The reason why you'll see, no doubt,

It is to keep the lightning out.

But what these unobservant birds

Have never noticed is that herds

Of wandering bears may come with buns

And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about it I could do with a good hard sex workout I need to have some tension released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about it I could do with a good hard sex workout I need to have some tension released

What a thought

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Thinking about it I could do with a good hard sex workout I need to have some tension released

Get on the shag train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs

Aww come here have a titty hug lol "

as long as it's followed by a shag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there Beer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thanks im washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a lucky guy that you pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about it I could do with a good hard sex workout I need to have some tension released

Get on the shag train

What time is the next one

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is there Beer ?

There is always beer with you around lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs

Aww come here have a titty hug lol

as long as it's followed by a shag lol"

Go on then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there Beer ?

There is always beer with you around lol "

Well if i'm doing a Bird a favour theres got to be something in it for me innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs

Aww come here have a titty hug lol

as long as it's followed by a shag lol

Go on then....

Yay my valentines poem worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been asked this a minute ago in the pub.

Hmm don't think my lizard tongue has gone down to well

Nette

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been asked this a minute ago in the pub.

Hmm don't think my lizard tongue has gone down to well

Nette"

Lol

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