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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Are you buying new soft furnishings?

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

I'd be more worried about your wife not wanting to use the vibrator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a vibe up me too

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

even better is a vibrating butt plug

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull"

Not all bisexual men like anything up their arse nor wear womans clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull"
Do you get the urge to get up and boogie upon hearing Abba songs

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull"

When you were looking at the tv were the Winter Olympics on featuring men in tight Lycra?

If so you may have caught a mild case of 'the ghey' - but don't worry - get some beers in and stick a Steven Seagull movie on, grunt when he smashes someone's face in and you'll be right as rain by tomorrow!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you keep the Receipt ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Are you becoming increasingly annoyed if someone moves the scatter cushions ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull"

It means you enjoyed a vibrator up your bum.

That's all it means. xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull"

don't go to the Dr's asking about your prostrate

it could get messy in there and you could come out skipping looking for the yellow brick road.........

continue to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull"

If you took it out when you're type, it might help....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a lumberjack and are you ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a wooley jumper once and thought was turning into a sheep.

Thank flock it was a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start wanting to redecorate the living room in pastel tones every other week, then you have gone past bi and into the land of flaming queenery. Keep it to once a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull

When you were looking at the tv were the Winter Olympics on featuring men in tight Lycra?

If so you may have caught a mild case of 'the ghey' - but don't worry - get some beers in and stick a Steven Seagull movie on, grunt when he smashes someone's face in and you'll be right as rain by tomorrow!

A"

What the fuck? I spend half my life around men in lycra and I'd never even considered the risk of catching "the ghey"... I guess the shaved legs should have been a warning sign... How could I have been so stupid

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull

When you were looking at the tv were the Winter Olympics on featuring men in tight Lycra?

If so you may have caught a mild case of 'the ghey' - but don't worry - get some beers in and stick a Steven Seagull movie on, grunt when he smashes someone's face in and you'll be right as rain by tomorrow!

A

What the fuck? I spend half my life around men in lycra and I'd never even considered the risk of catching "the ghey"... I guess the shaved legs should have been a warning sign... How could I have been so stupid "

Ah Wheels - so long as you're not enjoying the feel of that tiny saddle pushing against your butt crack 'too much' you should be fine!

*unless of course you feel the urge to buy some pastel shaded cycling shorts and respray your bike fuchsia!

A

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"i bought my wife a vibrater she never used it so i try it up my ass iv been looking at tv and wereing women pantys i think im bysexull

When you were looking at the tv were the Winter Olympics on featuring men in tight Lycra?

If so you may have caught a mild case of 'the ghey' - but don't worry - get some beers in and stick a Steven Seagull movie on, grunt when he smashes someone's face in and you'll be right as rain by tomorrow!

A

What the fuck? I spend half my life around men in lycra and I'd never even considered the risk of catching "the ghey"... I guess the shaved legs should have been a warning sign... How could I have been so stupid "

That and the wearing of a skirt....er sorry kilt.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

This thread has tickled me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"This thread has tickled me "

Like the OP's vibrator or Wheels' saddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to ne a piss take? Surely?

Who spells like this?

Even my 12 year old cat spells better than this.

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