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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like them in red! do they come in a size 5 1/2?

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By *ancavillMan
over a year ago

st agnes

Whats an avatar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they come in a size 5 1/2? "

Depends on how aroused I am

*ba dum tish!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats an avatar?"

Your profile pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cover it in chocolate and put a rose beside it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a shoe person. I like butterflies

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Meh, can you add some ponies?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can you draw a cock on it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a cock avatar ever be made appealing?? Lol, torso shots or face pics are preferable me thinks although I'm sure not all agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you draw a cock on it for me "

you should pop round n do it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What? No matching handbag?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it? "

You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you draw a cock on it for me "

Wouldn't that be a Russian Cock?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Meh, can you add some ponies? "

On the cock?

Thats quite a feat of strength...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a cock avatar ever be made appealing?? Lol, torso shots or face pics are preferable me thinks although I'm sure not all agree. "

We agree.

Your avatar and user name are the first thing people see. If you just want to be a cock then post a cock shot

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Meh, can you add some ponies?

On the cock?

Thats quite a feat of strength..."

Only small ponies??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little pony. There's a challenge

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I think some people might be missing the tongue in cheek humour here.

This thread is an offshoot of another one. I think it was the one about why men send cock pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My little pony. There's a challenge"

I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little pony. There's a challenge

I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!"

you should use those kids bath paints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some people might be missing the tongue in cheek humour here.

This thread is an offshoot of another one. I think it was the one about why men send cock pictures.

"

I think it was another 'look at me' post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I have seen is oaksnake

but then I might be bias

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little pony. There's a challenge

I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!"

Ponies are my speciality, I always new that GSCE in Art would come in handy one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to copy and paste your cock statistics that you talk of in all those cock threads.

...your name should have been 'Statistical_Knob' - knob as in your cock. Not that you're a knob lool

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?

You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing."

To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little pony. There's a challenge

I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!

Ponies are my speciality, I always new that GSCE in Art would come in handy one day "

You could offer temporary pony cock tattoos as a service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little pony. There's a challenge

I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!

Ponies are my speciality, I always new that GSCE in Art would come in handy one day

You could offer temporary pony cock tattoos as a service "

Now there's a thought lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your looking for a first customer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?

You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing.

To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold."

Goldpisser

He's the man, the man with the glowing wee

Worth showing wee

Such a bold pisser

Beckons you to enter his loo of gold

Or so I've been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face on the pic not just cock .. But they do love a close up maybe because it makes it look bigger , lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?

You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing.

To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold.

Goldpisser

He's the man, the man with the glowing wee

Worth showing wee

Such a bold pisser

Beckons you to enter his loo of gold

Or so I've been told"

Haha that's good...I even sang it to the tune, inside my head of course

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Can you draw a cock on it for me

Wouldn't that be a Russian Cock?"

No you can take your time, no need to be a rushin' see what I did there

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?

You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing."

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it? "

Nope! Still a cock without appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it? "

NO ! Suggest you add a mui mui, or Jimmy Chio tag to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like high heels. Your cock's alright though.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?

NO ! Suggest you add a mui mui, or Jimmy Chio tag to it "

Or Christian Louboutain and paint the underside red.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?

You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing.

To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold.

Goldpisser

He's the man, the man with the glowing wee

Worth showing wee

Such a bold pisser

Beckons you to enter his loo of gold

Or so I've been told

Haha that's good...I even sang it to the tune, inside my head of course "

As though anyone would ever admit to singing one of my songs out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a nice torso or butt pic. Keep your cock pics to friends only or private. Fair enough we want to see what we might be getting but not on first contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, cocks are all different, big, medium, small, etc. But a cock is a cock. Dont need them as avatar pics, I like to see them but private pics will do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, cocks are all different, big, medium, small, etc. But a cock is a cock."

Obviously a cock is a cock, but in the context that most people use that analogy, to imply they're all just as good as each other, I disagree entirely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, cocks are all different, big, medium, small, etc. But a cock is a cock.

Obviously a cock is a cock, but in the context that most people use that analogy, to imply they're all just as good as each other, I disagree entirely."

Yes having read my post, my bad, agree but won't say anything about performance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate "

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it."

i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it."

You have to otherwise it would cool and solidify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.

i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm"

or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.

i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm

or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...

"

i prefer the outreached tongue

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it? "

No.....

I don't mind a cock pic but only if it's not just a close up or it's being choked to death.

Now a man showing his torso in jeans with them unbuttoned sporting an erection, that's works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate "

not hot though. I made that mistake once with left over Easter eggs. It burns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.

i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm

or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...

"

I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.

i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm

or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...

I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful."

I have red lipstick

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.

i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm

or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...

I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful.

I have red lipstick "

sod off!! it was my idea lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate

I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.

i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm

or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...

I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful.

I have red lipstick

sod off!! it was my idea lol"

Hang on hang on, I'll be the one choosing the lips thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol"

Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol

Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red. "

not sucking your cock then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol

Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.

not sucking your cock then "

Blackmail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol

Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.

not sucking your cock then

Blackmail!"

i have breasts,, therefore i have control

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol

Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.

not sucking your cock then

Blackmail!

i have breasts,, therefore i have control "

You sound confident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol

Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.

not sucking your cock then

Blackmail!

i have breasts,, therefore i have control

You sound confident."

just saying how it is lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have red lipstick and an eager tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol

Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.

not sucking your cock then

Blackmail!

i have breasts,, therefore i have control

You sound confident.

just saying how it is lol"

So does that mean guys with moobs are more desirable than those without?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So does that mean guys with moobs are more desirable than those without? "

only cos i fancy larger men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean."

your cock doesnt do anything for me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though "

Boooooooom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put a turkey Baster next to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a turkey Baster next to it! "

How about a sky remote or can of lynx lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though "

Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though

Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate "

to make it more appealing yes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a turkey Baster next to it!

How about a sky remote or can of lynx lol"
lol aeroplane maybe a pringle can joking please for your own sake don't do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a turkey Baster next to it!

How about a sky remote or can of lynx lol lol aeroplane maybe a pringle can joking please for your own sake don't do it lol"

Keeping mine in my pants lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though

Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate

to make it more appealing yes.. "

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a turkey Baster next to it!

How about a sky remote or can of lynx lol lol aeroplane maybe a pringle can joking please for your own sake don't do it lol

Keeping mine in my pants lol"
good lad it looks better, always remember, imagination

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though "

Ha ha....owned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle "

awwww m sorry.. rub it for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle

awwww m sorry.. rub it for a bit "

I would but it'd make such a mess on the keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle

awwww m sorry.. rub it for a bit

I would but it'd make such a mess on the keyboard.

"

dirrtttyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle

awwww m sorry.. rub it for a bit

I would but it'd make such a mess on the keyboard.

dirrtttyyyy "

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though

Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate

to make it more appealing yes..

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle "

Do you need someone to kiss it better and make the booboo go away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though

Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate

to make it more appealing yes..

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle

Do you need someone to kiss it better and make the booboo go away?"

Isn't that what they said when they wanted to get rid of Yogi Bears friend?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.

your cock doesnt do anything for me though

Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate

to make it more appealing yes..

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle

Do you need someone to kiss it better and make the booboo go away?

Isn't that what they said when they wanted to get rid of Yogi Bears friend?"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?"

lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?

lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?"

Been a while since I had that pic up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My penis has gone all sad and ikkle

awwww m sorry.. rub it for a bit

I would but it'd make such a mess on the keyboard.

"
wet wipes, big suggestion

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?

lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?"

I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)

I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?

lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?

Been a while since I had that pic up lol"

Haha yay!!! Is one of my faves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?

lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?

I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)

I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man!"

Actually if you google you'll see there is such an animal as a Sloth Bear, they look lovely too

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?

lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?

I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)

I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man!

Actually if you google you'll see there is such an animal as a Sloth Bear, they look lovely too "

There is, that much is true, but is that a sloth bear hanging off your person?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?

lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?

I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)

I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man!

Actually if you google you'll see there is such an animal as a Sloth Bear, they look lovely too

There is, that much is true, but is that a sloth bear hanging off your person?"

Technically no, would you prefer a cuddly penguin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your taking requests can i see a maccaw perchedon top?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your taking requests can i see a maccaw perchedon top? "

No because it might go

'Polly want your clackers!'

and start attacking my balls.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'd like a Koala, to remind me of home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a Koala, to remind me of home."

Couldn't I just take a cock pic whilst performing a handstand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather a sexy pec's pic anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get the Sky remote out and be done with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get the Sky remote out and be done with it. "

Why when I have a tape measure?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I'd like a Koala, to remind me of home.

Couldn't I just take a cock pic whilst performing a handstand?"

No it must be a Koala. And it must be a vintage one, made with the traditional Kangaroo skin and going a bit bald.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?"

No, ponies I tell you!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?"

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird..."

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!"

I'll send you a Gamecube!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!"

I'd prefer an airline ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket "

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few."

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?"

I have over 50!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

"

Its like three pieces of sweetcorn watching a rocket take off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

I have over 50!"

Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

wear a chefs hat and get some saucepans .. oh i thought this was about cook avatars

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

I have over 50!

Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?"

A fetish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

I have over 50!

Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?

A fetish?"

A fetish for retro games consoles?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

I have over 50!

Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?

A fetish?

A fetish for retro games consoles? "

You say retro...but I'm old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

I have over 50!

Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?

A fetish?

A fetish for retro games consoles?

You say retro...but I'm old!"

Hey I like my classic video games

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

I have over 50!

Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?

A fetish?

A fetish for retro games consoles?

You say retro...but I'm old!

Hey I like my classic video games "

I don't like any video games. Well I quite like the Worms, but even then only for about 5 minutes before I get bored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?

Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...

I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!

I'll send you a Gamecube!

I'd prefer an airline ticket

I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.

Why would you have more than one Gamecube?

I have over 50!

Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?

A fetish?

A fetish for retro games consoles?

You say retro...but I'm old!

Hey I like my classic video games

I don't like any video games. Well I quite like the Worms, but even then only for about 5 minutes before I get bored."

You don't like videogames but have 50 Gamecubes.

There's logic

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