FabSwingers.com forum: Coma (joke)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her

private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitors

whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there

was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As

crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring

her out of the coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the

curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's

room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart

rate.

The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure....maybe she choked.'

Tony