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Front or back pussy ........cont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We haven't resolved this people , so I've had to start another thread as the last one got closed due to its size .

People have got the wrong end of the stick here . it's NOT the distance between the honey pot and the bovril pot ......but the position of both in relation to the front of the groin area , ie) more forward , or more further back ...........GO !

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Eh?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

shouldnt that be front or back pussy .... c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way am i having a cat flap installed in the front door, too much rain would blow in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We haven't resolved this people , so I've had to start another thread as the last one got closed due to its size .

People have got the wrong end of the stick here . it's NOT the distance between the honey pot and the bovril pot ......but the position of both in relation to the front of the groin area , ie) more forward , or more further back ...........GO ! "

I have no idea what you expect people to say, you have stated your opinion what do you mean by its not been resolved?

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

i carried on with a front or back pt 2

but i put the kiss of death on it im afraid

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"i carried on with a front or back pt 2

but i put the kiss of death on it im afraid"

I missed that. It sounds like a real gem of a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

completely lost .... havent got a feckin clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me either

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm still waiting for my question from the first thread to be answered. I can't comment further unless I understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am comfuddled....

Front and back pussies

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

is that a one eyed cat or is it walking backwards

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

ha what a crock of shite but funny.i must be lucky I've only been wi women where their cunt is in same place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I've read the post three times now & still don't get it!!

Surely the position is the same ~ honey pot at the front, bovril pot behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I've read the post three times now & still don't get it!!

Surely the position is the same ~ honey pot at the front, bovril pot behind "

It was to do with the length of your "twernt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I've read the post three times now & still don't get it!!

Surely the position is the same ~ honey pot at the front, bovril pot behind

It was to do with the length of your "twernt" "

length of my whaaaaaattt....?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Okay I've read the post three times now & still don't get it!!

Surely the position is the same ~ honey pot at the front, bovril pot behind

It was to do with the length of your "twernt" "

What about the biffin? boffin? boppit? whatever the other word was.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Clearly that biology degree was wasted on me.

I repeat: Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I've read the post three times now & still don't get it!!

Surely the position is the same ~ honey pot at the front, bovril pot behind

It was to do with the length of your "twernt"

length of my whaaaaaattt....?! "

The bit between your bovril pot and the honey pot . The "twernt"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Clearly that biology degree was wasted on me.

I repeat: Eh?"

If you work it out please do tell. I have only ever had mine and as far as I am aware it has always been in the right place.

Internally is a different matter.

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By *et a roomCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I think you need to get out more

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I prefer my back one, and I get the odd straw tom popping in his rations.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive got bovril marmite and peanut butter all next to each other ... no honey ... marmalade on the next shelf down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I've read the post three times now & still don't get it!!

Surely the position is the same ~ honey pot at the front, bovril pot behind

It was to do with the length of your "twernt"

length of my whaaaaaattt....?!

The bit between your bovril pot and the honey pot . The "twernt" "

Oh i see, the perineum

still don't understand the question lol!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the shorter your perrymason .. the sexier your supposed to be

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

But how would you know if her labia start high up but her actual vagina is farther back? Unless she's got it spread for all to see, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this means we have to measure our tweets, twerps, twops?? Hmmm

I hope my twerps acceptable! Pass remote love.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is there a twunt too?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Is there a twunt too? "

Evie reckons gunt is a valid word.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"We haven't resolved this people , so I've had to start another thread as the last one got closed due to its size .

People have got the wrong end of the stick here . it's NOT the distance between the honey pot and the bovril pot ......but the position of both in relation to the front of the groin area , ie) more forward , or more further back ...........GO ! "

Isn't that just to do with posture? surely you could angle your pelvis so it's more forward or back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if your perineum had to be stitched after childbirth? But anyway, I don't get what he is saying

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By *ervertsCouple
over a year ago

halesowen

Seems obvs to me op, do you prefer a pussy that is closer to the front or one that's set back a bit and nearer the ass? Have I got this right op? If so I like front ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I've read the post three times now & still don't get it!!

Surely the position is the same ~ honey pot at the front, bovril pot behind

It was to do with the length of your "twernt"

length of my whaaaaaattt....?!

The bit between your bovril pot and the honey pot . The "twernt" "
You mean pongy bridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems obvs to me op, do you prefer a pussy that is closer to the front or one that's set back a bit and nearer the ass? Have I got this right op? If so I like front ones lol

"

YES , YES ! That's it you've got it . I prefer the set back ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems obvs to me op, do you prefer a pussy that is closer to the front or one that's set back a bit and nearer the ass? Have I got this right op? If so I like front ones lol

YES , YES ! That's it you've got it . I prefer the set back ones

"

Isn't that pretty much what everyone was talking about in the first post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems obvs to me op, do you prefer a pussy that is closer to the front or one that's set back a bit and nearer the ass? Have I got this right op? If so I like front ones lol

YES , YES ! That's it you've got it . I prefer the set back ones

Isn't that pretty much what everyone was talking about in the first post? "

No , majority of people didn't understand the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems obvs to me op, do you prefer a pussy that is closer to the front or one that's set back a bit and nearer the ass? Have I got this right op? If so I like front ones lol

YES , YES ! That's it you've got it . I prefer the set back ones

Isn't that pretty much what everyone was talking about in the first post?

No , majority of people didn't understand the point "

But of the ones who did get it, weren't they talking about the distance between the the front door and the back door? Longer distance = pussy more to the front. Shorter distance = pussy farther to the back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems obvs to me op, do you prefer a pussy that is closer to the front or one that's set back a bit and nearer the ass? Have I got this right op? If so I like front ones lol

YES , YES ! That's it you've got it . I prefer the set back ones

Isn't that pretty much what everyone was talking about in the first post?

No , majority of people didn't understand the point

But of the ones who did get it, weren't they talking about the distance between the the front door and the back door? Longer distance = pussy more to the front. Shorter distance = pussy farther to the back?

"

Ah ! But ! You've fallen into the trap of assuming the position of the back door is a constant ! It is not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems obvs to me op, do you prefer a pussy that is closer to the front or one that's set back a bit and nearer the ass? Have I got this right op? If so I like front ones lol

YES , YES ! That's it you've got it . I prefer the set back ones

Isn't that pretty much what everyone was talking about in the first post?

No , majority of people didn't understand the point

But of the ones who did get it, weren't they talking about the distance between the the front door and the back door? Longer distance = pussy more to the front. Shorter distance = pussy farther to the back?

Ah ! But ! You've fallen into the trap of assuming the position of the back door is a constant ! It is not . "

I see your point.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I think mine is to the back, so what does that make me

Is it to do with the look of the front/back pussy or do they feel different too

P.s. This thread is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inn starting to think mines more to the front lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't have a 'scooby do' if mine is front or not & why is it sexier...?!

so I'm either going to have to find a woman to compare 'twernts' with or ask a guy to check my 'twernt' out...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I still don't have a 'scooby do' if mine is front or not & why is it sexier...?!

so I'm either going to have to find a woman to compare 'twernts' with or ask a guy to check my 'twernt' out... "

I've just pre warmed my ruler

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I still don't understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still don't have a 'scooby do' if mine is front or not & why is it sexier...?!

so I'm either going to have to find a woman to compare 'twernts' with or ask a guy to check my 'twernt' out... "

I have a special 'tool' for measuring a twernt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NUUUUURSE!! the patient in the next room is rambling again

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

So is it a twernt or a biffin

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just like Peter Kay ...

There is no more to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The o p has far too much time on his hands if all he can come up with is this nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Suited and booted want a spirit level

Nette

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have decided mine is situated between my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NUUUUURSE!! the patient in the next room is rambling again "

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By *b586Couple
over a year ago

pemberton twp

This is exactly why I read the forums. Thank you all. I think I jus peed my panties. Off to change em! Couldn't stop laughing.

K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The o p has far too much time on his hands if all he can come up with is this nonsense "

Just because you don't understand this , there's no need to get uppity

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Eh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I know that has a cunt on it's back is a police horse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh?? "

It's easy for you to get upto speed cheeky , just read the 170 posts on part 1 , and then the 70 posts in part 2 ..........simples

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By *b586Couple
over a year ago

pemberton twp

Maybe the next avatar challenge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a twunt too? "

Several

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh?? "

I've read the threads and still none the wiser...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh!!!!! Wtf!!!

Can I just take the mouth instead.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"The o p has far too much time on his hands if all he can come up with is this nonsense

Just because you don't understand this , there's no need to get uppity "
i thought an uppity was advantageous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he means do your flaps face the floor or can you suction yourself to a window face first

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've been thinking about this over the weekend and it struck me.

What if all fajiners were in the exact same position and it was the bum holes that actually moved!

Sorry to blow everyone's minds like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im confused.

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By *entaur 9Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Ive always found them pretty much in the same place except once!

The ladys pussy was so far back I had to do it from behind was impossible due to the angle.

Was bizzare ! Even with legs up it, was a no go. She said I wouldnt be able to do it as no one else had either ???

She was right lol.

Vica la différence.

Guess that is what was meant as I too missed the thread

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I think he means do your flaps face the floor or can you suction yourself to a window face first"

Hahaha, so ladylike!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ive always found them pretty much in the same place except once!

The ladys pussy was so far back I had to do it from behind was impossible due to the angle.

Was bizzare ! Even with legs up it, was a no go. She said I wouldnt be able to do it as no one else had either ???

She was right lol.

Vica la différence.

Guess that is what was meant as I too missed the thread "

That wasn't a pussy, it was a drain plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually curious about how many ladies checked!!

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