FabSwingers.com forum: Parlour versus swinger club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ones a massage parlour for 121 massage/extras and one is a swingers club with the opportunity for group sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah yes and good point ur right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

I assume you are alluding to the fact that men pay to get into both but only get a guaranteed happy ending in a parlour.

Which just shows that you have unrealistic expectations of and no idea what the scene is about, and that no one is under any obligation to shag you because you paid to be there/here.

Not a nice thread really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its a question and nothing wrong with it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My parlour is an exquisite example of home decor, that publications such as Ideal Home, Grand Designs and The Lady have all come knocking at my door, in their vain hope that they can feature me and my presentation of 21st century style and living. On the other hand, when you see me at a swinging club, you'll find the environment somewhat less tasteful, inevitably has a queue of guys lined up hoping to take a money shot, before toddling home.

Of course, I don't visit all establishments, only those that are deserving of my presence, and I feel that you also probably have tastes as refined as my own.

Some dear across town runs a common knocking shop, her 'massage' practice, where she is said to indulge male clients' needs for below the belt indulgences. I am afraid that if you are sore of muscle, aching in your midribs and physically a bit below par, her quick finger shuffling will do little to relieve you. She doesn't demand tips, but surely will relieve your wallet of any paper monies, whilst stooping to the level of what can only be described as someone of the streets. If you want to poke a tunnel, feel your hard earned money or inheritances spirited away, whilst not feeling the erotic fancies that a beautiful creature like myself delivers, with a beautiful smile, then stick to a knocking shop at Berthas. Meanwhile, we can converse, delight each other, as well as fellow guests, whilst sipping our cocktails in the SLVT swinging club, before making sure that all avenues and holes are explored.

I can elaborate further, but want to allow our fellow swingers to add their touch too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?"
No I havent but seen documentaries on tv and things you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?No I havent but seen documentaries on tv and things you know."

So which swinging club was featured in the documentary that is your point of reference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I have read on the forums no one is guaranteed sex at a club. You're paying to enjoy the premises and music. I've never been to either club nor parlour but I'm assuming that in a parlour you can pay for the little extras

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?No I havent but seen documentaries on tv and things you know.

So which swinging club was featured in the documentary that is your point of reference?"
There wasnt any swinger programs showed but I been to some myself, 2 so far lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?No I havent but seen documentaries on tv and things you know.

So which swinging club was featured in the documentary that is your point of reference?There wasnt any swinger programs showed but I been to some myself, 2 so far lol."

OK, so which 2 swingers clubs reminded you of a massage parlour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?No I havent but seen documentaries on tv and things you know.

So which swinging club was featured in the documentary that is your point of reference?There wasnt any swinger programs showed but I been to some myself, 2 so far lol.

OK, so which 2 swingers clubs reminded you of a massage parlour?"
no it wasnt that it reminded me of it just that you pay for both things that I noticed.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?No I havent but seen documentaries on tv and things you know.

So which swinging club was featured in the documentary that is your point of reference?There wasnt any swinger programs showed but I been to some myself, 2 so far lol.

OK, so which 2 swingers clubs reminded you of a massage parlour?"

Now I'm confused!!

You haven't been to any but you've been to 2 so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest I cant put my finger whats the diference is, do you know?

Have you ever been to either?No I havent but seen documentaries on tv and things you know.

So which swinging club was featured in the documentary that is your point of reference?There wasnt any swinger programs showed but I been to some myself, 2 so far lol.

OK, so which 2 swingers clubs reminded you of a massage parlour?no it wasnt that it reminded me of it just that you pay for both things that I noticed."

"pay for both things" - I'm not sure I get what you mean? I don't pay to have sex when I go to a swingers club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am not sure either but it was an intersting program about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, are you calling people in clubs maybe a strong word, prostitutes?

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure either but it was an intersting program about it."

You aren't sure what clubs you've been too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no I dont at all, jsut wathcing programs about the subject is really intersting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we know what the answer is yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not sure either but it was an intersting program about it.

You aren't sure what clubs you've been too?"
Yes I know what clubs I been to lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure either but it was an intersting program about it.

You aren't sure what clubs you've been too?Yes I know what clubs I been to lol."

So which ones? I'm genuinely interested in which clubs are similar to your perceived image of a massage parlour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not sure either but it was an intersting program about it.

You aren't sure what clubs you've been too?Yes I know what clubs I been to lol.

So which ones? I'm genuinely interested in which clubs are similar to your perceived image of a massage parlour?"
Its not simialr to them and this will jsut go back and forth x.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol I've really just laughed out loud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure either but it was an intersting program about it.

You aren't sure what clubs you've been too?Yes I know what clubs I been to lol.

So which ones? I'm genuinely interested in which clubs are similar to your perceived image of a massage parlour?Its not simialr to them and this will jsut go back and forth x."

But surely they must be similar if, as per your original post you can;t put your finger on the differences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definatly got me confused with this thread??....swingers club you pay for a membership.your under no obligation to play/ join in/ take part..or anything...only if you wish too..or are asked too..

Massage parlour-I can not comment on as ive never been to one!..( although wouldnt mind a massage myself)...but massage parlours seem a little too seedy if you ask me!

Sure am confused with your questions & your answers....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not sure either but it was an intersting program about it.

You aren't sure what clubs you've been too?Yes I know what clubs I been to lol.

So which ones? I'm genuinely interested in which clubs are similar to your perceived image of a massage parlour?Its not simialr to them and this will jsut go back and forth x.

But surely they must be similar if, as per your original post you can;t put your finger on the differences?"
lol I know what u trying to do here, but I know the diference now, perlours do sex and happy endings whilst swinger clubs in general dont alwais have sex as 100% lol.

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

Love your work Crystal, keep at it you'll get him soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah he tries make u look silly I knwo it to lol.

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