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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They have a mind of their own.Has one ever announced something at the wrong time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rode along a cliff road about 1000 feet up a mountain with the sat nav telling me to turn left (off the edge) then asking me to make a U turn and turn right! seems height is not a factor on the TomTom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one once,it now resides in a field just outside of Preston

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Mine never screamed when it got thrown out of the window.

But still .....the only one thing it did ever get right is .......its still lost! !!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I won't have one in my car - I draw maps.

Last time I went to Pink Punters I got lost and my friend Gemma used the sat nav on her phone. It was a sarcastic bitch who told me to turn around at the next junction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Picture the scene, car fun, bj just completed, still sucking...

Sat nav pipes up... make a U turn at the next exit....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I had Harry the Hamster on mine. He had Tourette's, so funny. Have a listen to him.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbfcYU4Y2Xk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a french bird on mine. Haven't got a scooby what she's on about but she sounds sexy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a witch on a broomstick .... when u go on the wrong road (I now do this deliberately) she falls off the broomstick .. jumps up, picks it up and shakes her head .................... yes we are kids in our car and laugh

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I have a witch on a broomstick .... when u go on the wrong road (I now do this deliberately) she falls off the broomstick .. jumps up, picks it up and shakes her head .................... yes we are kids in our car and laugh "

You deliberately make a wrong turn..... Hmmmmmm

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I got the womans voice on mine... Aint having no man tell me where i gotta go!! Lol ... Had total nightmares with my old one, telling me to do either a u turn on the M4... Or turn right... Up a 30 foot bank, all this while stuck in a mother of all traffic jam on M4 ( people were taking dogs for walks and smoking outside of their cars ) in end, threw it in glove compartment and used a map. New one is great! And saved me many a time from being totaly lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a witch on a broomstick .... when u go on the wrong road (I now do this deliberately) she falls off the broomstick .. jumps up, picks it up and shakes her head .................... yes we are kids in our car and laugh

You deliberately make a wrong turn..... Hmmmmmm "

yep ... so rock n roll me !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't survive without mine! I drive long enough hours without having to factor getting lost into my day!

Thanks to Tom, I have turned into a side street... one way the opposite direction and came face to face with a bus!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story.

Once i think i was trying to get back from fruit picking or chessington when i was in sixth form i think. Can't remember. But, the wanker of a sat nav took me through like a field with a narrow road to a dead end.

....only to realise that in front of me there is a car with a lady inside and guys surrounding it. Took me a while to register what's happening. But, the sat nav kept saying to go 'straight ahead'.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I dont rely on mine as much as before, as it sometimes skips a few miles along the route and tells me as if Im already there. Worst experience was being sent in thick fog, whilst in Devon, up a steep hill, on am unmarked road and eventually getting lost on the moors. Miles from anywhere, thicker fog, I eventually just got out, took a rest, sighed and Tom Tom never had the same relationship with me again. That will probably be the last time it is trusted in somewhere so remote.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I won't use one. They annoy me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i navigate by fat nav ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever get lost when I follow the satnav

I knew someone who had ossie osbourne as the voice. "Oi said turn left ya fookinn basstad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sexy irish bloke on mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving through the Highlands last year in a white out the bloody sat nav sent me down a farm track..twenty miles of bouncing off hedges through the hills and i swear i think it was playing the banjo from deliverance

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have a sexy irish bloke on mine. "

Ooh I'd like that! I set an Australian by accident the other day - he kept saying things like 'Turn right mate - no worries!' Stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have bonnie tyler on mine, but its shite.

she keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart!

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