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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away ! "

Lolololololol....shut up lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Near the front of what ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away !

Lolololololol....shut up lol"

I'm being serious

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Someone told me my fanny was in the wrong place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant say as i've ever noticed that

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"cant say as i've ever noticed that"

Me neither.

FFS next we'll be hearing about women wanting surgery to move their fanny forwards or backwards because they don't like where it is!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?"

I think he might mean that some women have a shorter perineum than others.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

I think he might mean that some women have a shorter perineum than others. "

Aaah! Bowling ball syndrome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?"

You have such a way with words Funky....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?"

No not really . Let me try describe what I mean . Lets take two women and lets say they are identical build and shape . Stood naked in front of you you can see most of the outer vagina of one women ( pussy at the front ) , and the other women you can only see a small part of it ( pussy further to the back ) .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

No not really . Let me try describe what I mean . Lets take two women and lets say they are identical build and shape . Stood naked in front of you you can see most of the outer vagina of one women ( pussy at the front ) , and the other women you can only see a small part of it ( pussy further to the back ) . "
I know exactly what you mean

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

You have such a way with words Funky.... "

Why thank you my sweet, I do try...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

I think he might mean that some women have a shorter perineum than others. "

That's what I was thinking

@ bowling ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away !

Lolololololol....shut up lol

I'm being serious "

So am I.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

No not really . Let me try describe what I mean . Lets take two women and lets say they are identical build and shape . Stood naked in front of you you can see most of the outer vagina of one women ( pussy at the front ) , and the other women you can only see a small part of it ( pussy further to the back ) . "

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

No not really . Let me try describe what I mean . Lets take two women and lets say they are identical build and shape . Stood naked in front of you you can see most of the outer vagina of one women ( pussy at the front ) , and the other women you can only see a small part of it ( pussy further to the back ) . I know exactly what you mean

"

Yayyyyy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do find that women with there pussy located deper in are alwas wanting more and enjoy sex almost all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Where ever it is...I blame the council.

Who else would put a play area next to a shit hole?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?"

No butt for brains.....He said Her Fanny is nearer the front but if it was nearer the back she'd be a nymph !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do find that women with there pussy located deper in are alwas wanting more and enjoy sex almost all the time "

I think you need to qualify what your saying by adding 'that Ive met' to your 'most women'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant say as i've ever noticed that"

Me neither. But next time I play I'm going to get out my tape measure and check out the distance from (a) vulva to (b) anus, and times it by (c) noise of orgasm, which I'm going to measure with a fully calibrated noise meter and that will give me (d) equidistant fuckometer level.

I shall then monitor levels for the next 100 plays and get back to the OP as to whether he is talking bollocks or that his observations have been proven factually correct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where ever it is...I blame the council.

Who else would put a play area next to a shit hole?

"

You just had to lower the tone on this serious intellectual discussion , didnt you ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

No not really . Let me try describe what I mean . Lets take two women and lets say they are identical build and shape . Stood naked in front of you you can see most of the outer vagina of one women ( pussy at the front ) , and the other women you can only see a small part of it ( pussy further to the back ) . "

How tall is the first woman with the winky faj ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

No not really . Let me try describe what I mean . Lets take two women and lets say they are identical build and shape . Stood naked in front of you you can see most of the outer vagina of one women ( pussy at the front ) , and the other women you can only see a small part of it ( pussy further to the back ) .

How tall is the first woman with the winky faj ?"

they are both identical 5' 8 .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

k

Are they both facing the same way ?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

You have such a way with words Funky.... "

He does... had me giggling anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you smoking mate?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

No butt for brains.....He said Her Fanny is nearer the front but if it was nearer the back she'd be a nymph !"

Oh right. So these poor women who have vast expansive perineums should just take it up the shitter as they would like it better up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mine must be in the wrong place cause its no in Reading

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Where ever it is...I blame the council.

Who else would put a play area next to a shit hole?

"

This really did make me lol which ain't good when your in a room full of people and can't say why you're laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now want to know if mines a frontie or a backie, I just thought it was in the usual place but now i'm not sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine must be in the wrong place cause its no in Reading "

That's not fair , your such a bad woman you are

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Are we or are we not talking about the anogenital distance?

I'm well confused.

I do seem to recall having read something about anogenital distance relating to gender but I can't remember what now.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I now want to know if mines a frontie or a backie, I just thought it was in the usual place but now i'm not sure "

Ditto. I'd never considered they may vary!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think a fanny can be in the wrong place.... unless its always closed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are we or are we not talking about the anogenital distance?

I'm well confused.

I do seem to recall having read something about anogenital distance relating to gender but I can't remember what now."

All women regardless of physique measure approx 2.5 cms.....

After childbirth and weight gain and slack muscle through age the gap can be as great as 3.5 cms ....

which isn't really discernable without a torch and tape measure.

Dirty hot blooded whores them under 2.5 bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And i thought my mangina was bad lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I am offering a new forum service.

Funky Monkey's Frontie/Backie diagnostic service.

For a nominal fee I will take a look at your fandangos and determine whether they are categorized as an F or B.

Buy two get one free, while stocks last, Offer ends Sunday

©Funky Monkey Enterprises™

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Are we or are we not talking about the anogenital distance?

I'm well confused.

I do seem to recall having read something about anogenital distance relating to gender but I can't remember what now.

All women regardless of physique measure approx 2.5 cms.....

After childbirth and weight gain and slack muscle through age the gap can be as great as 3.5 cms ....

which isn't really discernable without a torch and tape measure.

Dirty hot blooded whores them under 2.5 bitches"

Yes THIS!

Ah every day is a school day at Fab.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody pot holes!!!'

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By *mspartacus2Man
over a year ago

NEWCASTLE

I don't think that's at all true but good theory lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

No butt for brains.....He said Her Fanny is nearer the front but if it was nearer the back she'd be a nymph !

Oh right. So these poor women who have vast expansive perineums should just take it up the shitter as they would like it better up there?"

Not a bowling ball.... not without a hanky for eye dabbin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused.......

Are we talking punani proximity to chocolate starfish, or are we talking punani proximity to butt crevasse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding the tape measure as i type this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier. "

What's a "biffon"?

Is it similar to a Bison?

And why would you want a bison anywhere near your arse???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Hiding the tape measure as i type this! "

Are you hiding it up your massive fagina ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm concerned that a ladies pussy might be so far back, it meets her bum thus causing her legs to do the splits.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

What's a "biffon"?

Is it similar to a Bison?

And why would you want a bison anywhere near your arse???"

A bison is what one's butler fills with warm water for washing one's hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiding the tape measure as i type this!

Are you hiding it up your massive fagina ?"

Yep.. mines just that big its both front and back facing

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Are we or are we not talking about the anogenital distance?

I'm well confused.

I do seem to recall having read something about anogenital distance relating to gender but I can't remember what now.

All women regardless of physique measure approx 2.5 cms.....

After childbirth and weight gain and slack muscle through age the gap can be as great as 3.5 cms ....

which isn't really discernable without a torch and tape measure.

Dirty hot blooded whores them under 2.5 bitches"

In which case, do the "backies" actually have an anus halfway up their arse?

Does fronty or backy-ness not depend upon the angle one is holding ones pelvis at? If I curve my back and stick my arse out my bits look farther back.

I fear I may be misunderstanding this thread.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

What's a "biffon"?

Is it similar to a Bison?

And why would you want a bison anywhere near your arse???"

The bit between the bum and the fanny. Where the blokes balls biff on when having energetic sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

What's a "biffon"?

Is it similar to a Bison?

And why would you want a bison anywhere near your arse???

A bison is what one's butler fills with warm water for washing one's hands."

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

just put me back out trying to look with a mirror

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier. "

A bigger *what*?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Lmfao!! Oh my! This is funny reading for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where ever it is...I blame the council.

Who else would put a play area next to a shit hole?

"

Pmsl

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

A bigger *what*? "

See above ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is comedy genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

What's a "biffon"?

Is it similar to a Bison?

And why would you want a bison anywhere near your arse???

A bison is what one's butler fills with warm water for washing one's hands.

"

I'm even more confused now. So in the 1800's the Americans hunted hand-washing stuff to near extinction on the American plains? Why would they hunt hand-washing facilities. After all, they don't run very fast, so it's going to be a relatively easy kill

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

Funniest thread this week.

Thankyou all for making me giggle like a an idiot! !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK I've got this !!!!!

in the interests of science I have scouted the picture gallery to find examples . If any one wants to PM me I can give example of a front or back pussy ........Honest

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

A bigger *what*?

See above ^"

Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary:

Biffon Bridge:

The bridge of tissue between the anus and vagina, on which a mans hairy bean bag is likely to 'biff' against during enthusiastic coitus.

eg: "I could hardly hear the telly for the noise of my nads slapping against her biffon bridge".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

"

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

A bigger *what*?

See above ^"

I've got a misprint in my 'sex dictionary for beginners' cos it says 'perineum'. My gran used to be a teacher, I'll post it to her and ask for clarification.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

A bigger *what*?

See above ^

Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary:

Biffon Bridge:

The bridge of tissue between the anus and vagina, on which a mans hairy bean bag is likely to 'biff' against during enthusiastic coitus.

eg: "I could hardly hear the telly for the noise of my nads slapping against her biffon bridge"."

"Hairy Bean Bag" that's my new favourite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at "

Send me a pic and I will tell you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

A bigger *what*?

See above ^

Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary:

Biffon Bridge:

The bridge of tissue between the anus and vagina, on which a mans hairy bean bag is likely to 'biff' against during enthusiastic coitus.

eg: "I could hardly hear the telly for the noise of my nads slapping against her biffon bridge"."

That's the place

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

What's a "biffon"?

Is it similar to a Bison?

And why would you want a bison anywhere near your arse???

A bison is what one's butler fills with warm water for washing one's hands.

I'm even more confused now. So in the 1800's the Americans hunted hand-washing stuff to near extinction on the American plains? Why would they hunt hand-washing facilities. After all, they don't run very fast, so it's going to be a relatively easy kill"

Easy Mistake ..... they were after water buffalo .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

Send me a pic and I will tell you "

what stood up? im not 5ft 8 though lol

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away ! "

have no idea what the feck this is about, but, no sorry n o but, just wtf lol ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at "

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky. You need to provide another service for the hormonal male anal distance diagnostic.

...what about us guys with heads up our arses as they say lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away !

have no idea what the feck this is about, but, no sorry n o but, just wtf lol ?

"

Your a " fronty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis. "

57 inches

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis. "

Alternatively, for the less bendy ladies, stick a pencil in each hole and measure the distance between.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

I think he might mean that some women have a shorter perineum than others. "

You mean the "twernt"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you have it the wrong way round. Women with a bigger biffon are hornier.

What's a "biffon"?

Is it similar to a Bison?

And why would you want a bison anywhere near your arse???

A bison is what one's butler fills with warm water for washing one's hands.

I'm even more confused now. So in the 1800's the Americans hunted hand-washing stuff to near extinction on the American plains? Why would they hunt hand-washing facilities. After all, they don't run very fast, so it's going to be a relatively easy kill

Easy Mistake ..... they were after water buffalo ....."

Gotcha

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

@ this thread

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches "

Holy shit, I'm surprised you haven't burnt yourself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

Holy shit, I'm surprised you haven't burnt yourself out "

I have, im only 19 this is what a young women with a 57 inch gap looks like

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky. You need to provide another service for the hormonal male anal distance diagnostic.

...what about us guys with heads up our arses as they say lol

"

LOL that could get messy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis. "

Tea everywhere

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

Holy shit, I'm surprised you haven't burnt yourself out

I have, im only 19 this is what a young women with a 57 inch gap looks like "

I have a Pringles tube if you want to borrow it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am giggling like an idiot, this is the funniest forum post ever ... Comedy genius. Someone should write it up and get it to Billy Connely. ... Brilliant ...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

for a diy foofarse measurement wear a tena lady til you get wet and fart and the stat can be measured between the centres two patches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

Holy shit, I'm surprised you haven't burnt yourself out

I have, im only 19 this is what a young women with a 57 inch gap looks like

I have a Pringles tube if you want to borrow it?"

full or empty?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

false alarm he forgot women also have a belly button

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm still trying to figure out what an 'outer vagina' is!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

Holy shit, I'm surprised you haven't burnt yourself out

I have, im only 19 this is what a young women with a 57 inch gap looks like

I have a Pringles tube if you want to borrow it?

full or empty?"

Empty of course. They are used to re-line your fanny. Cuts down on the burn out problems too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's where it's always been. I think what you are trying to say is that all women are different. As for being hornier if it's further back i think that is BS. Some women are hornier so are not.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

oriental women have an extra fanny under their left oaksters x x X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

there was i diggin this hole

hole in the ground

so big and sorta round

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! I've solved it.

Put a plastic sink bowl on the floor behind a metal mop bucket.

Stand over the buckets and have a wazzzz...

The sound will tell you if you have a fronty or a backy ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky. You need to provide another service for the hormonal male anal distance diagnostic.

...what about us guys with heads up our arses as they say lol

LOL that could get messy!"

...just use Marmite. No one can tell the difference then.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"oriental women have an extra fanny under their left oaksters x x X"
and their opening is side ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey!! So has someone come up with a universal measuring tool for us wimin? You men have the remote control.........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


" Crikey!! So has someone come up with a universal measuring tool for us wimin? You men have the remote control......... "

~A measuring tool ......fnarrrrrrrr apt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl Bloody Hilarious thread. I love naughtynympho's measurement of 57 inches from her honey pot to her bovril pot. It me roaring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away ! "
..What have you been smoking lol,You don't no much about the female parts then W/T/F next

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


" Crikey!! So has someone come up with a universal measuring tool for us wimin? You men have the remote control......... "
wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crying with laughter - this is so funny. I did have a question but I have forgotten it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Fanny was too far back and the chocolate starfish was in it's normal location, the aforementioned fanny would be further back than the starfish. You would then be risking a "wrong hole" situation, resulting in a swift punch in the face

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you need one of those slidy vernier measuring guages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it - what's a twernt as mentioned higher up in the thread?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wonder how many women are currently doubled over, eyeing up their guest entrances?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm still trying to figure out what an 'outer vagina' is!

"

I think it's just anything that isn't an inner fajiner. So knees, nose, that sort of thing.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"That's it - what's a twernt as mentioned higher up in the thread? "

the bit of skin between the fanny and the arse hole. If it twernt there, your guts would fall all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . "

I know exactly what you mean, and have noticed it myself, though I have yet to get the vernier gauge out and so a proper study... Perhaps Sydney University will sponsor the project?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it - what's a twernt as mentioned higher up in the thread?

the bit of skin between the fanny and the arse hole. If it twernt there, your guts would fall all.

"

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Its called police horse syndrome, where the cunt is half way up its back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus .

I know exactly what you mean, and have noticed it myself, though I have yet to get the vernier gauge out and so a proper study... Perhaps Sydney University will sponsor the project? "

HALLELUJAH !! HALLELUJAH , HALLELUJAH . At last someone who knows what I'm talking about . For a minute I thought I was going mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it - what's a twernt as mentioned higher up in the thread?

the bit of skin between the fanny and the arse hole. If it twernt there, your guts would fall all.

"

Boom Ill cross em you knock em in!

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus .

I know exactly what you mean, and have noticed it myself, though I have yet to get the vernier gauge out and so a proper study... Perhaps Sydney University will sponsor the project?

HALLELUJAH !! HALLELUJAH , HALLELUJAH . At last someone who knows what I'm talking about . For a minute I thought I was going mad "

Thought you had hehe

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it - what's a twernt as mentioned higher up in the thread?

the bit of skin between the fanny and the arse hole. If it twernt there, your guts would fall all.

"

Oh. I thought that was piles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find pencils or tape measure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus .

I know exactly what you mean, and have noticed it myself, though I have yet to get the vernier gauge out and so a proper study... Perhaps Sydney University will sponsor the project?

HALLELUJAH !! HALLELUJAH , HALLELUJAH . At last someone who knows what I'm talking about . For a minute I thought I was going mad

Thought you had hehe

D x "

Nooo ! This is really important we get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I can't find pencils or tape measure "

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus .

I know exactly what you mean, and have noticed it myself, though I have yet to get the vernier gauge out and so a proper study... Perhaps Sydney University will sponsor the project?

HALLELUJAH !! HALLELUJAH , HALLELUJAH . At last someone who knows what I'm talking about . For a minute I thought I was going mad

Thought you had hehe

D x

Nooo ! This is really important we get to the bottom of this phenomenon. "

So does this mean your going to measure them all from now on lol

D x

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By *ave61Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

This puts a whole new meaning to going down, equiped - vanjula here I come....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus .

I know exactly what you mean, and have noticed it myself, though I have yet to get the vernier gauge out and so a proper study... Perhaps Sydney University will sponsor the project?

HALLELUJAH !! HALLELUJAH , HALLELUJAH . At last someone who knows what I'm talking about . For a minute I thought I was going mad

Thought you had hehe

D x

Nooo ! This is really important we get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

So does this mean your going to measure them all from now on lol

D x "

No but I think there should be a scale of front or backness , like the boufort scale for example

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the fanny arse measurement or the FA is quite important .. us blokes should look for a lady with a sweet FA

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus .

I know exactly what you mean, and have noticed it myself, though I have yet to get the vernier gauge out and so a proper study... Perhaps Sydney University will sponsor the project?

HALLELUJAH !! HALLELUJAH , HALLELUJAH . At last someone who knows what I'm talking about . For a minute I thought I was going mad

Thought you had hehe

D x

Nooo ! This is really important we get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

So does this mean your going to measure them all from now on lol

D x

No but I think there should be a scale of front or backness , like the boufort scale for example "

Haha

D x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Well I do believe we have all learnt some new words this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind words for is the back door open lol

Nette

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

And that the OP's brain is a weirder place then we all already thought it was lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see the avatar challenge coming up here soon as to who has the biggest or smallest distance between the 2 holes ..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

much like golf .. a par three is shorter than a par five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the tears laughing !

I might need to add this as a criteria to my future meets. There has to be plenty parking space for my balls. So am going for category F.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny funny funny

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Well if anyone wants to be in a study I'll be happy to do the close up inspections hehe

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time) "

I am so NOT taking that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we or are we not talking about the anogenital distance?

I'm well confused.

I do seem to recall having read something about anogenital distance relating to gender but I can't remember what now."

anogenital !! I'm crying with laughter here at these comments

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic "

Oh yes you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic

Oh yes you will "

Oh no I won't !!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic

Oh yes you will

Oh no I won't !! "

I'll stake my prized flag on it. You know I have the Jedi power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These aren't the droids i m looking for........ Bloody hell he has you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic

Oh yes you will

Oh no I won't !!

I'll stake my prized flag on it. You know I have the Jedi power "

Ryan yes I admit you talk me into doing some crazy things!! But I'm not putting a flake up my bum.. Unless you do too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well that was, erm, ejucayshunal.

OP, is this where when you see some pictures of women bending over you can see the quim and others you can't? If that's the case then I know where mine is.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic

Oh yes you will

Oh no I won't !!

I'll stake my prized flag on it. You know I have the Jedi power

Ryan yes I admit you talk me into doing some crazy things!! But I'm not putting a flake up my bum.. Unless you do too "

I'm on it. Oi Dave, lend us your flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away ! "

Lol...I've not heard anything as silly since a schoolboy conversation when one boy was telling the other, that oriental women's pussy lips, ran the other way !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In each chick's punani the clitoris is varying distances away from the fajiner, is that what you mean?

I think he might mean that some women have a shorter perineum than others. "

Yeah. That's logical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic

Oh yes you will

Oh no I won't !!

I'll stake my prized flag on it. You know I have the Jedi power

Ryan yes I admit you talk me into doing some crazy things!! But I'm not putting a flake up my bum.. Unless you do too

I'm on it. Oi Dave, lend us your flake "

Ok you'll just have to bite the melted end off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hee hee hee....funniest thing I've ever read....although know wondering if I'm a front or back pussy......lmao

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic

Oh yes you will

Oh no I won't !!

I'll stake my prized flag on it. You know I have the Jedi power

Ryan yes I admit you talk me into doing some crazy things!! But I'm not putting a flake up my bum.. Unless you do too

I'm on it. Oi Dave, lend us your flake

Ok you'll just have to bite the melted end off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't find pencils or tape measure

Use flakes then sprinkle hundreds and thousands between the gap (one at a time)

I am so NOT taking that pic

Oh yes you will

Oh no I won't !!

I'll stake my prized flag on it. You know I have the Jedi power

Ryan yes I admit you talk me into doing some crazy things!! But I'm not putting a flake up my bum.. Unless you do too

I'm on it. Oi Dave, lend us your flake

Ok you'll just have to bite the melted end off

"

That is just TMI

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is just my own personal observation , no science , not fact , just an observation on my experience to date , but I'm interested if others have found this .

Some ladies pussys are located further to the front of there groin area and some are located further back closer to the anus . I've noticed that most of the time the ladies with a pussy further back are much more horny , with higher sex drives than those that have a pussy nearer the front . I'm putting my tin hat on now .......fire away !

Lol...I've not heard anything as silly since a schoolboy conversation when one boy was telling the other, that oriental women's pussy lips, ran the other way !! "

Oh that's typical ! Just because someone says something radical and cutting edge you dismiss it as silly . At least the rest are taking this seriously

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

some men like the front and some like the back..

i like the ones between the two..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"some men like the front and some like the back..

i like the ones between the two.. "

You've just come out the pub mate haven't you ??

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"some men like the front and some like the back..

i like the ones between the two..

You've just come out the pub mate haven't you ??"

smartass... man flu and brandy..

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

the word "smartarse" goes way back to when man first noticed that bum holes and fannys were spaced differently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches "

ok serious answer now, you'll all be horrified to know i have actually measured my marmite pot (sorry im a veggie im not have a hole with bovril in it ) to my hunny pot, it was quite hard and for most i had to feel my way round but came out at just under 1 and a half inch, is that normal?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches "

Measure the other way mun ffs!

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

So if we are going to get sydney uni in to help us with this ground breaking research can I ask that if theres any money left in the 'bovril pot' then we get them to have a look at which pot the squirty type fluid comes from

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

ok serious answer now, you'll all be horrified to know i have actually measured my marmite pot (sorry im a veggie im not have a hole with bovril in it ) to my hunny pot, it was quite hard and for most i had to feel my way round but came out at just under 1 and a half inch, is that normal?"

that could be average...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"So if we are going to get sydney uni in to help us with this ground breaking research can I ask that if theres any money left in the 'bovril pot' then we get them to have a look at which pot the squirty type fluid comes from "

Dare I say piss pot

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hahaha, there's some hilarious posts on here.....got me protractor ready, now which way is up??

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

ok serious answer now, you'll all be horrified to know i have actually measured my marmite pot (sorry im a veggie im not have a hole with bovril in it ) to my hunny pot, it was quite hard and for most i had to feel my way round but came out at just under 1 and a half inch, is that normal?"

Doesn't it depend how far back the marmite pot is too??? Infinite variables!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm a backie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is the from the end of the hunny pot to the beginning of the bovril/marmite pot measurements..might just give this a go later

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

ok serious answer now, you'll all be horrified to know i have actually measured my marmite pot (sorry im a veggie im not have a hole with bovril in it ) to my hunny pot, it was quite hard and for most i had to feel my way round but came out at just under 1 and a half inch, is that normal?"

That's nearly 4cm. That's a good sized biffon. You could nearly get a spare pot in there.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And might I just add, this is comedy genius, right up there with the "four candles" or even the "dead parrot" sketches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

ok serious answer now, you'll all be horrified to know i have actually measured my marmite pot (sorry im a veggie im not have a hole with bovril in it ) to my hunny pot, it was quite hard and for most i had to feel my way round but came out at just under 1 and a half inch, is that normal?"

Did you do it with the help of a mirror ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it odd that I sort of understand what the op means? ??

I don't, I still want to know where mine's at

It's quite simple to work out. Poke the lipped end of a tape measure into your bovril pot, then measure round to your honey pot.

Post the results when you are done for a full analysis.

57 inches

ok serious answer now, you'll all be horrified to know i have actually measured my marmite pot (sorry im a veggie im not have a hole with bovril in it ) to my hunny pot, it was quite hard and for most i had to feel my way round but came out at just under 1 and a half inch, is that normal?

That's nearly 4cm. That's a good sized biffon. You could nearly get a spare pot in there. "

if its a money pot feel free to leave you mouth where your money is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose if you like pain, you could measure it with a compass and make a couple of extra piercings..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

try twix es instead of flakes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Apparently I'm a backie "

You sent him a picture!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Given I've got flaps like spaniels' ears I don't think anyone could tell how back my fajina is located without a decent light source and maybe some caving equipment.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Plus most of it's hidden by my belly overhang!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What a marvellous couple of posts to end a thread on!

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